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I generally think you shouldn't use a lathe if you've had ANYTHING to drink, and you really shouldn't operate anything else if you're actually drunk, even a rotary tool. But maybe you could have a shot and use a rotary tool. I don't know. Wear safety glasses. You have ten fingers and they're all okay, but your eyes are more than the sum of their parts and you shouldn't consider one of them superfluous.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:19 |
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14 beers, tops
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:08 |
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Let? My alcoholism is a secondary power source for them.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:17 |
I never leave home without plugging in
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:18 |
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i drink to wash away my troubles OP, when using my "power tool"
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:19 |
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I just stick to beer and have as many as I want (I don't get drunk off beer)
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:20 |
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Sawzall drunk: okay Chainsaw drunk: not okay
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:21 |
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I normally use a router or chainsaw with at least 4 shots of everclear
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:23 |
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As much as it takes to finish the job
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:25 |
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Kinetica posted:I normally use a router or chainsaw with at least 4 shots of everclear Everclear also can be used as a lacquer thinner. Good thinking.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:27 |
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none because I'm clumsy enough sober
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:29 |
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Pick posted:you really shouldn't operate anything else if you're actually drunk, even a rotary tool. explain the blender. it is made for the margarita and the mudslide. explain the dually. it is made for the margarita and the mudslide. lucyyyyy! better get to 'splainin!
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:29 |
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the combined value of stuff I've accidentally knocked down or broken is probably more than all the money i've made in my life.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:30 |
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I just hire poors to use tools for me while I sip my bourbon.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:30 |
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how does one ever get very good at the inebriated operation of machinery without practice, anyway??
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:31 |
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i drink a fair bit of dew when im rockin the power glove op
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:31 |
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NEIGHBOR HAS OWN HOOCH ONLY HAS 6 FINGERS
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:32 |
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what if a daterapist spikes our zima with cat tranqs? we steal his keys, but haven't had sufficient practice drivining under the influence of ketamine and tequila. this is the state of democracy, im fraid state-based learning is an important concept. i ran out of weed and no longer aced college exams.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:34 |
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drunkenness makes taping back the safety springo f a nailgun seem like a good idea.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:35 |
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"wouldn't it be cool to drag this band saw into the middle of the room while it's on" -me
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:36 |
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Izumi Konata posted:explain the blender. it is made for the margarita and the mudslide. I meant like a Dremel, i jsut didn't want my post to seem sponsored
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:36 |
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"hey this air hose is pretty useful, wouldn't it be more useful if I turned the pressure way up??" -also me
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:38 |
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Pick posted:I meant like a Dremel, i jsut didn't want my post to seem sponsored ummm, precision crafts like watchmaking and gundam modification should only be undertaken under the light influence of amphetamines and wine coolers
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:40 |
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I've had good results with booze and an airbrush.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:42 |
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Pick posted:I generally think you shouldn't use a lathe if you've had ANYTHING to drink, and you really shouldn't operate anything else if you're actually drunk, even a rotary tool. But maybe you could have a shot and use a rotary tool. I don't know. Wear safety glasses. You have ten fingers and they're all okay, but your eyes are more than the sum of their parts and you shouldn't consider one of them superfluous. What are you? Gay?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:45 |
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State- e: I could spell (and had more confidence) before I stopped drinking Arriviste fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Mar 1, 2015 |
# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:46 |
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You're probably just a pussy, OP. I operate extremely dangerous multi-million dollar equipment while blackout drunk every day for a long time. I still have all my fingers and I've never been in serious accident. You're really underestimating the capabilities of drunks. Some people can handle alcohol better.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:52 |
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As long as I can still open my drinks with the power tools, I'm not too drunk yet.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:53 |
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jsut enough to stop the shakes
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:55 |
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I'll pilot a 60 ton boat with twin 700hp diesels while lit up, but in my defense I'm really good at it.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:55 |
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I would consider a lathe more of a machine than a tool. If you can't carry it by hand, it aint a tool.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:56 |
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Bishop posted:I'll pilot a 60 ton boat with twin 700hp diesels while lit up, but in my defense I'm really good at it. I've never actually seen anyone drive a boat sober.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:57 |
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Would not mess with a lathe but I generally wait till I'm about four beers in before goign to work with the grinder so I don't feel it as much when it chops into the heel of my hand
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Bishop posted:I'll pilot a 60 ton boat with twin 700hp diesels while lit up, but in my defense I'm really good at it. That's not much of an accomplishment, from what I can tell every sailor is drunk p. much all the time.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:02 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I've never actually seen anyone drive a boat sober.
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Dave_Indeed posted:What are you? Gay? im a woman
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:05 |
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I get really drunk every time i work on my car, but I'm in an apartment so i have to use hand tools. But then later i drive the car, sober Really makes you think
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:07 |
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Izumi Konata posted:how does one ever get very good at the inebriated operation of machinery without practice, anyway?? carefully
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:07 |
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Operating medium sized chainsaws while on 3+ grams of mushrooms is about all I allow myself to do these days, once you have kids it kind of mellows you out :/
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a messed up horse posted:jsut enough to stop the shakes
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