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It is a little known fact that women get really pissed if you forget anniversaries and birthdays. They are quite manipulative, and actually know quite well men wish to be told what is desired of them, and what they should do. Make no mistake women are very smart and cunning creatures, and are notorious for holding grudges long beyond their expiration date.    U SMELLLL WHAT IS COOKING??!? Well, you heard it here first. Though some women seem to find such things as gifts and surprises to be things betas and AFC's offer someone as a sign of weakness, on March 14th, the favor is actually supposed to be repaid. Since I don't write the rules, I can Tell you this without the fear of accusations of rumormongering and perpetuating misinformation. Though a relatively new custom in contemporary American culture, it is fast becoming common knowledge. Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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ill just have to suck a dick i hate pancakes
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Mar 1, 2015 04:08
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Every other man in America gets steak and a bj, how did you get so bitchmade you thought it was pancakes
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Mar 1, 2015 04:11
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My girlfriend is getting me a 300 dollar dinner (per person) at a fancy French restaurant for my March birthday, lmao, pancakes can eat my loving rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:13
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Stalizard posted:Every other man in America gets steak and a bj, how did you get so bitchmade you thought it was pancakes i stand corrected. can the mods please change the thread title?
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Mar 1, 2015 04:14
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JebanyPedal posted:My girlfriend is getting me a 300 dollar dinner (per person) at a fancy French restaurant for my March birthday, lmao, pancakes can eat my loving rear end in a top hat. pancakes come out of your rear end in a top hat after you eat them you god drat retard. they cannot eat your rear end in a top hat for you. that's insane.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:14
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Izumi Konata posted:i stand corrected. can the mods please change the thread title? no live with the shame or kill yourself
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Mar 1, 2015 04:15
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lol if you need to make up a stupid holiday to get a blowjob and eat whatever you want.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:16
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I guess ill have a steak and suck a dick then
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Mar 1, 2015 04:17
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Stalizard posted:Every other man in America gets steak and a bj, how did you get so bitchmade you thought it was pancakes loving vegetarians, i tell you what. i too would enjoy a nice steak and sucking of a dick.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:17
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3/14 is actually pi(e) day, OP, so make a pie instead
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Mar 1, 2015 04:18
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Kumbamontu posted:3/14 is actually pi(e) day, OP, so make a pie instead nobody cares
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Mar 1, 2015 04:19
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What day is she supposed to eat my rear end out?
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Mar 1, 2015 04:19
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JebanyPedal posted:My girlfriend is getting me a 300 dollar dinner (per person) at a fancy French restaurant for my March birthday, lmao, pancakes can eat my loving rear end in a top hat. But no blowjob.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:21
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I got a blowjob Monday. That was nice. She was all like, "BLAWGH! BLAWGHBL! BLAABLWHWHBLBLBBLBLBLBLL!" Later, I got chipotle. Pancakes are for idiots, loving moron. What are you, Canadian?
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Mar 1, 2015 04:22
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Dave_Indeed posted:I got a blowjob Monday. That was nice. She was all like, "BLAWGH! BLAWGHBL! BLAABLWHWHBLBLBBLBLBLBLL!" NO I HAVE JUST RECENTLY BEEN INFORMED IT IS STEAK AND BJ'S DAY. Gosh, can a mod please clean this up? The thread title makes it look like I am grossly misinformed instead of merely mistaken.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:36
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Izumi Konata posted:Gosh, can a mod please clean this up? The thread title makes it look like I am grossly misinformed instead of merely mistaken. nah. it's definitely the former
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Mar 1, 2015 04:37
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NakedWithCandy posted:But no blowjob. No just anal unfortunately.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:37
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Hitlers b-day, lol
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Mar 1, 2015 04:37
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Harald posted:Hitlers b-day, lol that's 4/20, not 3/14
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Mar 1, 2015 04:40
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Stalizard posted:Every other man in America gets steak and a bj, how did you get so bitchmade you thought it was pancakes
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Mar 1, 2015 04:42
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Mr. Popo posted:loving vegetarians
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Mar 1, 2015 04:42
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At a place I used to work the desk phones would display the three letter abbreviation of the month, and then the date without a space. March 10th was 'MAR10' day and on that day many Mario jokes were to be had about Sega Genesis superstar Mario and his friend luigi. That's my story about March. Sincerely, Gaius Iulius Caeser.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:59
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Big Beef City posted:At a place I used to work the desk phones would display the three letter abbreviation of the month, and then the date without a space. Thanks, was a nice little story
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Mar 1, 2015 05:01
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Big Beef City posted:At a place I used to work the desk phones would display the three letter abbreviation of the month, and then the date without a space. literally shaking at this
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Mar 1, 2015 05:09
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im also 11
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Mar 1, 2015 05:19
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pie and dicksuck day would be better than steaks or pancakes, pie is best food and also suggest cool innuendo because pie = pussy whereas steak just = steak, or maybe something gross like really forceful anal that damages butts severely (rare steak, at least. Well done steak doesn't = anything)
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Mar 1, 2015 05:26
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i saw a feature on CNN a few weeks back pre-Vday that the new trend is supposed to be ladies buying their men the electronic gadgets that they would like to have...so i guess apple and asian tech manufacturers figured they would finally cut in on the Hallmark Hustle  there was talk about lotsa ppl tweeting about it and a few graphs/charts too so its obv legit poo poo Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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Mar 1, 2015 05:28
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ugh... this is what happens in relationships? no thanks
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Mar 1, 2015 05:31
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JebanyPedal posted:My girlfriend is getting me a 300 dollar dinner (per person) at a fancy French restaurant for my March birthday, lmao, pancakes can eat my loving rear end in a top hat. You gonna get pegged that night, son. She's taking you out to a nice expensive dinner, and then shes going to gently caress your rear end raw. The dinner is for the guilt factor later so you can't back out.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:31
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This byob anime guy is definitely speaking from real relationship experience,
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Mar 1, 2015 05:32
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And she's going to charge it to the two of yours joint account anyhow.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:36
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Hobohemian posted:You gonna get pegged that night, son. She's taking you out to a nice expensive dinner, and then shes going to gently caress your rear end raw. The dinner is for the guilt factor later so you can't back out. No she prefers eating my rear end so I guess that's what will happen that night.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:37
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Mariana Horchata posted:i saw a feature on CNN a few weeks back pre-Vday that the new trend is supposed to be ladies buying their men the electronic gadgets that they would like to have...so i guess apple and asian tech manufacturers figured they would finally cut in on the Hallmark Hustle if helen of troy were to ride into athens, fully nude, atop a giant ipad filled with amazing applications and social neworking capabilities, i scarcely believe we would be speaking greek. in the end, the gut speaks for itself. all other viscera are mere periphery a hole-y ghost posted:This byob anime guy is definitely speaking from real relationship experience, dude, i thought we were chill i just know a guy is all. he is quite informative and tells me women are the root of all strife in a quizzical way. he is a devout christian and i agree with him on the matter of all disagreements being the devil's work.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:39
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Izumi Konata posted:dude, i thought we were chill 
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Mar 1, 2015 05:41
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I'm gonna make a pancake for you and on it it is going to say "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLO."
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Mar 1, 2015 05:41
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Izumi Konata posted:if helen of troy were to ride into athens, fully nude, atop a giant ipad filled with amazing applications and social neworking capabilities, i scarcely believe we would be speaking greek. yeah totally, kinda like how they all used to be constantly naked and freely gently caress around without regard to gender, age, or bmi which is absent in our modern society myt
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Mar 1, 2015 05:46
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JebanyPedal posted:No she prefers eating my rear end so I guess that's what will happen that night. It's baby steps man. Gotta ease into it. At least your girl is a smart one.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:54
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One night its her tongue in your hole and the next its her forearm.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:56
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i wish steak stock images #2 and #3 could merge. steak # 2 has the unfortunate affect of bad lighting, and #3 appears too dry.
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