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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
- moopleboop snugglesniff
- debra
- risotto
- paul walker's ghost
- the [type of animal] with the iron fists
- franklin delano hatecrime (also good band name)
- t-rexcellent
- jax teller's poor character development
- college hoops
- petsmart's bane
- murphy
- stinkerbell
- reginald val beast mode

feel free to use any of these (not t-rexcellent though, callin dibs now) because they all work regardless of species. dogs, turtles, large birds, scorpions, all of them could be debras or stinkerbells or FDHs. let's hear your good pet names, friends.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cocklord.

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
fagot

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Hahahahahaha!!!

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
taint reaper

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Doily is a great name for a skunk or opossum

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

leonard nimoy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Name your pet eel Long Slimy Turd Looking Piece of poo poo.

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Doily is a great name for a skunk or opossum

have not had a skunk before tho I did name my opossum Jerry. jer-bear for endearment's sake

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Name your skunk Nasty loving Retard.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My dog's name starts with a 'C' so we call him 'C-dog' all the time and he LOVES it!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
My dogs name is Charlie. If your dogs not named Charlie then gently caress you.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I thought you called him that short for Cock Sucking Mutant.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

JebanyPedal posted:

I thought you called him that short for Cock Sucking Mutant.

It's 'oval office Patrol' actually, it's just easier to say 'C-dog'.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Dog.

That way everyone already knows his name and it will think its the most famous dog in the entire world.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Blue Heeler - Max

Siamese Cat - Lucy

those are my pets op

e. i have two tarantulas and a scorpion but i dont' name those you idiot

Mauvais
Jul 24, 2002

HUZZAH
Squirts :3:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dave_Indeed posted:

My dogs name is Charlie. If your dogs not named Charlie then gently caress you.

charlie is... ok, i guess. but you can do better in five-ten years when charlie dies. something with panache. coogles mcdoggiwogg is a much better name than charlie. charlie sounds like my mailmans name and everyone knows dogs hate mailmen

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


In the film Dambusters the dog is called friend of the family.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Graham
Captain Moonlight
Julian
Count Dracula
Son of Blob
Marion
Nightstalker
Leslie
Tarkus
Bigboy
Li'l Swerdlow

brotato
May 14, 2013
I name my animals after food so they know their place.

I don't like people who give their animals human names. That's weird.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i let my dog decide its own name

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
Taters

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Dog - Rex
Cat - Pussy
Bird - Pete
Lizard - Lou

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Ronald.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
ferret bueller

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Chairman meow, best cat name

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

brotato posted:

I name my animals after food so they know their place.

I don't like people who give their animals human names. That's weird.

it's only ok if the beast is named after a person who logically should have animals named after them, like my sister has a stupid dog named eva braun and a really mean cat named adolf hitler. that makes sense. but something like "frank" or "rudy giuliani" or "jeff" isn't a very cool name for any animal of any species


brotato is a good pet name. there are a lot of bro words (i call them portmantbreaus) that are good for pets - brosef mengele, human papibroma virus, lindsay brohan, brophylactic, etc.

edit:

this one is really good, thank you

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Pets shouldn't have two names.

One name only.

The last name is implied as yours.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

redshirt posted:

Pets shouldn't have two names.

One name only.

The last name is implied as yours.

this is loving retarded

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

yogi

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gatekeeper posted:

this is loving retarded

It's fact.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

Pets shouldn't have two names.

One name only.

The last name is implied as yours.

This sick gently caress thinks hes married to his pets.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Rapman the Cook posted:

This sick gently caress thinks hes married to his pets.

or he plopped them out of his boypussy


my dog is an individual entity and not related to me except in the cosmic sense and as such he gets his own last name (which is lord voldemort)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gatekeeper posted:

this is loving retarded

All this "Kittens K. Fuzzlewuzzle" is beta bull poo poo.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Rapman the Cook posted:

This sick gently caress thinks hes married to his pets.

Oh your pets are not part of your family?

Harsh.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

redshirt posted:

Oh your pets are not part of your family?

Harsh.

its like serving in the marines or something, those guys (and i guess girls now too?) are your brothers but you don't have the same last name as them, do you?? master yoda elvis sexcopter lord voldemort is my brother regardless of last names. god, redshirt, you are literally the worst sometimes :sigh:

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
-the cast of degrassi
-tortilla flats the book by john steinbeck
-the first mexican president

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
neigger

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gatekeeper posted:

its like serving in the marines or something, those guys (and i guess girls now too?) are your brothers but you don't have the same last name as them, do you?? master yoda elvis sexcopter lord voldemort is my brother regardless of last names. god, redshirt, you are literally the worst sometimes :sigh:

Hmm.

To get back on topic,

Daisy.

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