Izumi Konata posted:

i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. pupple i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger." skylark just named his new cat "Skiddle Girl". my good friend Lenin named his cat and dog Приятель and Носков - Russian for Socks and Buddy, respectively. meow-meow is a pretty interesting name, it hink if you're interested. MrPissyMitts. Puddin' Pop. jenny has "Frilly Frocks"

Izumi Konata posted:

:synpe:

i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. pupple i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger." skylark just named his new cat "Skiddle Girl". my good friend Lenin named his cat and dog Приятель and Носков - Russian for Socks and Buddy, respectively. meow-meow is a pretty interesting name, it hink if you're interested. MrPissyMitts. Puddin' Pop. jenny has "Frilly Frocks"

Izumi Konata posted:

Izumi Konata posted:

:synpe:

i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. pupple i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger." skylark just named his new cat "Skiddle Girl". my good friend Lenin named his cat and dog Приятель and Носков - Russian for Socks and Buddy, respectively. meow-meow is a pretty interesting name, it hink if you're interested. MrPissyMitts. Puddin' Pop. jenny has "Frilly Frocks"

redshirt posted:

Yeah and there needs to be a critical analysis of how names are chosen per animal.

For instance, dogs are all "bro this" and "bro that".
While cats are always super feminine hyphen-names.

Whereas lizards are allowed a variety of names.

Liza the lizard (Winklestein)

Gatekeeper posted:

the little pickle thief and skiddle girl are extremely good names, like unusually good

Izumi Konata posted:

a cool guy named "gooey" compiled these names.

i think his real name is Goku Gary

Gatekeeper posted:

even with the good last name (winklestein is top-tier last name for any animal) liza the lizard is painfully derivative. "chucky from the film 'childs play' and its sequels" winklestein is a good lizard name and a rare instance where a human first name is cool for an animal, thanks to the nuanced structure of its middle name

redshirt posted:

Or Lou,
Lila,
Lilly,
Laffer,
Loughren,
Lucifer.

redshirt posted:

Or Lou,
Lila,
Lilly,
Laffer,
Loughren,
Lucifer.

Gatekeeper posted:

i guess alliteration can be pretty cool sometimes, more so for lizards than other animals. danny the dog or cordelia the cat are poo poo names, lilly the lizard however is a slice of all right

Izumi Konata posted:

lucille and lucius. u'd probably just end up calling them lulu in the end, but they are respectable names.

Gatekeeper posted:

all good animals deserve their own last name free from the entanglements of their owner's undoubtedly terrible familial legacy. even loughren the lizard gets to be loughren the lizard dickinson or loughren leopold lucifer the lizard lexington or something and all your posts to the contrary make me very uneasy, its as though you don't even like animals or something


and come on, no one who really cares about animals would name a cat 'kitty scruffington' or whatever, 'kitty' is never an acceptable pet name unless its an ironic pet name, like a hissing cockroach named kitty scruffington, and even then it's extremely questionable

redshirt posted:

Do you really think a man - a real man - of a hundred years ago named his dog "Sir Wolfenstein" or even had a cat? That dog's name was Butch or some such and that dog liked it fine.

F hole posted:

I once had a parrot named Bruno before I had to move. That bird owned

Gatekeeper posted:

i had a macaw named duff mckagan, he too owned. based solely on names, however, i'm assuming bruno owned more

Daedra posted:

i have a dog named rufus

redshirt posted:

A proper dog's name.

Millenials would name him Rufus T. Barksalot.