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Hey there guys, do you want great sex? well the secret is that it all comes down to that all important first kiss. You see, women consider a first kiss to be a preview of the quality of sex that they'll get from a guy further on down the road, so if you bungle that, you're going to find yourself locked out of the bone zone. But if you 'nail it'? Well, it won't be the only thing getting nailed. if you know what I mean. So you definitely want to make a great first impression, but don't worry, just follow these steps and you'll be in in like Flynn in no time at all. - Start slow and gentle on the lips, push them apart with your own lips and if she's receptive, consider it the go-ahead - Firm up your tongue as much as possible. The tongue is clearly the analogue to the penis in this scenario, so "flacid" aint going to cut it. Rigid and straight is the way to go. - Take that rigid tongue of yours and insert it with real manly power. She may pull back from surprise, but it's important that you not let her go. - Insert and retract the tongue with rhythm, holding her head close to yours. It's possible that the pleasure she's experiencing might result in some audible noises or involuntary movement. Again, this is a good sign. Keep it up! - As you thrust with your tongue, use the thumb of your free hand to stimulate her nose, aka the face clitoris. Start out gentle, but if she begins to thrash around or anything, it's a sign that you're doing great! Proceed to a firm, circular motion. Don't forget to keep thrusting! - You have to be careful because if you bring her to full kiss-orgasm there's a good chance that she'll bite you (again, involuntary muscle contractions). So don't go too long before disengaging. She'll likely be a bit unsteady from the incredible preview of sex you just gave her. Subconsciously, she'll expect you to have reached climax yourself, so go ahead and take out a handkerchief and hock a serious loogie into it. This will let her know that although you're concerned with her pleasure, you are not sacrificing your own. - Again, you just metaphorically hosed her brains out, so she might seem a little confused and start yelling or babbling about the police. This is the time to make your exit (leave her wanting more!) Look her in the eyes and say "Just a preview of what's to come, baby" wink and then leave. I guarantee you that she'll be contacting you within the next 24 hours. - Final step: Enjoy all the grade-A pussy, my friends.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:39 |
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dont neglect to wriggle your anus folds you do not want them to remember their first kiss with you when you handed them a dead starfish
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:12 |
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Ask yourself: What are your hands doing?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:14 |
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Inevitable posted:- As you thrust with your tongue, use the thumb of your free hand to stimulate her nose, aka the face clitoris.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:17 |
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cluh-toris
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:18 |
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VERY helpful tips, thaksn good thread
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:23 |
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these techniques are really advanced, I still need practice tricking wild women into my kiss snares before I can move on to stimulating her
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:24 |
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suction is important but otherwise the op is well in line with my own practice, validated by years of experience
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:25 |
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I didn't see anything about negging, inaccurate post
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:30 |
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Your saving "ice tounge" for the advanced techniques right?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:38 |
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Low Desert Punk posted:I didn't see anything about negging, inaccurate post negging is poo poo fellas do when they can't kiss right, so i'm not surprised youre already making GBS threads up this thread with it because you are a bad kisser, is what i'm saying
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:40 |
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Cut out your tongue out then cut a hole under your chin through to your mouth and push your dick through it to replace your tongue then face jam with women.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:41 |
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do gays prefer to kiss differently? i imagine them being more forthright than ur typical above average hetero kissing man typically would be during an exchange with a female, and perhaps with some strong tongue action as well? please explain.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:49 |
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Gays kiss with mouths full of dip and beer because they are men.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:52 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:do gays prefer to kiss differently? i imagine them being more forthright than ur typical above average hetero kissing man typically would be during an exchange with a female, and perhaps with some strong tongue action as well? please explain. they dart their tongues in and out like a snake, but the tongues are flaccid and limp and extremely sad
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:18 |
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kiss my rear end imo
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:20 |
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TS/SCI kiss girls mouth wit u pennis
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:24 |
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do not fart when you kiss, i repeat: DO NOT FART WHEN YOU KISS this is a huge deal breker
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:37 |
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Gatekeeper posted:they dart their tongues in and out like a snake, but the tongues are flaccid and limp and extremely sad hmm fascinating...
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:39 |
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kiss my dick, op
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:17 |
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Some women will paint their butts to look like their face so they can trick you into kissing rear end. Pay attention to how their breath smells that's the first tell you're talking to an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:24 |
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some women also have detachable butts to escaope from predators. be wary of this and make sure when you grab the butt with one hand that u maintain a firm grip on another part of the body in case the female sheds its butt
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:28 |
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Top Secret: Cut up the inside of your mouth so its bloody when you kiss and she will get your HIV Aids.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:31 |
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Thats the straight equivalent of brutally pozzing a guys neg hole btw.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:31 |
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Everyone knows that saliva is nature's lubricant. For better speed and wind resistance when kissing, wet your tongue and swirl it around your mouth as far as it can reach. Your partner will thank you! ADVANCED TECHNIQUE: Skip that time-wasting skin care routine! A greasy mouth means that you are always ready to kiss.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:35 |
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You can also try a finger in the ear. Some girls really go for that, but others get freaked out. Again, the trick is to do it with confidence.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:58 |
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put a finger in his/her butt
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:05 |
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keep your mouth full o f bees.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:06 |
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Wearsyourgodnow posted:Everyone knows that saliva is nature's lubricant. For better speed and wind resistance when kissing, wet your tongue and swirl it around your mouth as far as it can reach. Your partner will thank you! nice herpes
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:07 |
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my recommendation is to kiss in a great way
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:10 |
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hot tip don't kiss anybody ever don't love ever it's gay it's very gay i'm warning you if they get me this will be my last post don't do it
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:12 |
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social vegan posted:hot tip and never kiss a hooker, even if ur paying for the "full girlfriend experience" just dont do it
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Wearsyourgodnow posted:Everyone knows that saliva is nature's lubricant. For better speed and wind resistance when kissing, wet your tongue and swirl it around your mouth as far as it can reach. Your partner will thank you! This subject doesn't seem to have lips in the "conventional" sense.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:21 |
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Only ever kiss the hidden lips.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:23 |
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Lord_Ferritos posted:Only ever kiss the hidden lips. pussymouth > facemouth this is kissing 101, pretty much
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:35 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:put a finger in his/her butt No. Don't be disrespectful or crude.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 18:59 |
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Always massage her head prostate.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 19:02 |
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try to make her gag on your tongue, asphyxiate her with your glossus
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 20:41 |
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i kissed the op and it wasnt that good
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 20:42 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:39 |
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always try to push their tongue out of your mouth. make sure the kissing happens on your terms, because otherwise she may vomit eggs into your mouth and impregnate your throat with another man's spawn
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