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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

meaningless! meaningless!
says the teacher
utterly meaningless!
everything is meaningless

what do people gain from all their labors
at which they toil under the sun?

generations come and generations go
but the earth remains forever
the sun rises and the sun sets
and hurries back to where it rises

the wind blows to the south
and turns to the north
round and round it goes
ever returning on its course

all streams flow into the sea
yet the sea is never full

to the place the streams come from
there they return again

all things are wearisome
more than one can say

the eye never has enough of seeing
nor the ear its fill of hearing

what has been will be again
what has been done will be done again

there is nothing new under the sun

Is there anything of which one can say
“look! this is something new?"

it was here already, long ago
it was here before our time

no one remembers the former generations
and even those yet to come
will not be remembered
by those who follow them

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President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Dumbass never listened to Michael Jackson's Thriller.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
It's all well and fine to C&P a thing teaych, but what do you actually have to add to the conversation mmm?

Lets get some academic anal-ysis up in this shiz.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Butcher posted:

It's all well and fine to C&P a thing teaych, but what do you actually have to add to the conversation mmm?

Lets get some academic anal-ysis up in this shiz.

i have nothing to add but that someone wrote that 2 millennia ago, maybe solomon but probably not. it is the finest book of the bible. in any translation the entirety of ecclesiastes is amazing. i also think jesus is cool

that someone preempted existentialism and did it better, p. impressive. thousands of years ago

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


revelations

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



AONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORD TH8NGS TOO

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

katlington posted:

AONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORD TH8NGS TOO

same

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

Is there anything of which one can say
“look! this is something new?"

The all new 2015 Chevy Colorado.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
TCC's that-a-way, pal :minnie:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Second Chronicles

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Which book was the really long and boring one that had a ton of temple measurements?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Sociopathy inevitably invites psychopathy.

E: capitalism, revolution, class struggle, etc.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Vanity and vexation of spirit

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
a time for war

a time for peace

i swear it's not too late

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



the hard k before the l gets me everytime fuxk yeah

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqwXYFKl43w

a time and a time and a time and a time, a time and a time and a time

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:

a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing,

a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

there is one god, Allah, and Muhammed is his prophet. please do not blaspheme ths

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
if he's so smart how come he's dead?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the apocalypse is the best book of the bible hth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

whoever loves money never has enough
whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income.
this too is meaningless.

as goods increase,
so do those who consume them.
and what benefit are they to the owners
except to feast their eyes on them?

the sleep of a laborer is sweet,
whether they eat little or much,
but as for the rich, their abundance
permits them no sleep.

i have seen a grievous evil under the sun
wealth hoarded to the harm of its owners,
or wealth lost through some misfortune,
so that when they have children
there is nothing left for them to inherit.

everyone comes naked from their mother’s womb,
and as everyone comes, so they depart.
they take nothing from their toil
that they can carry in their hands.

this too is a grievous evil

as everyone comes, so they depart,
and what do they gain,
since they toil for the wind?
all their days they eat in darkness,
with great frustration, affliction and anger.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Here's a thing and then here's an opposite thing

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

everyone’s toil is for their mouth,
yet their appetite is never satisfied.

what advantage have the wise over fools?
what do the poor gain by knowing how to conduct themselves before others?

better what the eye sees
than the roving of the appetite.

this too is meaningless,
a chasing after the wind.

whatever exists has already been named,
and what humanity is has been known;

no one can contend with someone who is stronger.

the more the words, the less the meaning, and how does that profit anyone?
for who knows what is good for a person in life
during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow?
who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

TEAYCHES posted:

no one remembers the former generations
and even those yet to come
will not be remembered
by those who follow them

Says a guy who is remembered Millenia later for being one of the wisest men who ever lived because he once threatened to cut a baby in half.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the race is not to the swift
or the battle to the strong,
nor does food come to the wise
or wealth to the brilliant
or favor to the learned;
but time and chance happen to them all.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

My Q-Face posted:

Says a guy who is remembered Millenia later for being one of the wisest men who ever lived because he once threatened to cut a baby in half.

lmao if you think solomon actually wrote any of this

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

spooky girlfriend posted:

Here's a thing and then here's an opposite thing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What a bitch thread.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if you dont appreciate the old testament i feel for the poverty of your soul

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

if you dont appreciate the old testament i feel for the poverty of your soul

before they had late night basic ca ble bad action movies where steven segal karate chops people and poo poo blows up they had the old testament

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there is an evil I have seen under the sun,
the sort of error that arises from a ruler:

fools are put in many high positions,
while the rich occupy the low ones.
i have seen slaves on horseback,
while princes go on foot like slaves.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
revelations best book

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zippy the Bummer posted:

When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

same

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
actually I forgot about God killing a guy for jacking off this was good too

quote:

6And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. 7But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD, and the LORD put him to death. 8Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” 9But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. 10And what he did was wicked in the sight of the LORD, and he put him to death also.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as a gay atheist people who havent read the bible are missing out imo cause at least half of it is pretty good

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
:gizz:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


yes, thats the point of ecclesiastes

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
The stories about the Hebrews wandering the desert are a mindfuck. Half a dozen times God gets sick of his chosen people whining for things like food and water and tells Moses "stand back, I'ma kill these fuckers" and Moses has to talk him down. At one point he kills Aaron's (Moses' brother) sons, and Moses tells him "Do not show signs of mourning, else you will die, and Yahweh's wrath will come upon the whole community." WTF?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Trochanter posted:

The stories about the Hebrews wandering the desert are a mindfuck. Half a dozen times God gets sick of his chosen people whining for things like food and water and tells Moses "stand back, I'ma kill these fuckers" and Moses has to talk him down. At one point he kills Aaron's (Moses' brother) sons, and Moses tells him "Do not show signs of mourning, else you will die, and Yahweh's wrath will come upon the whole community." WTF?

that part is for sure bullshit but its really interesting

it was better as a videogame, homeworld

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