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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

im gay

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i are gay

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gay(le from breaking bad)

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
I'm

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
a black guy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
a stupid drunk shitbird

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
power bottom with a sassy attitude

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

im full of goyoza

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
cuckphrase

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Not drunk enough

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I'm a traditional crafter of artisan posting turds

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
trash-positive scrounger with a filthy boner

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
trash

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Stoned

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
An Occupant


At least, my mail tries to convince me of this.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
completely confused by the scuba section of smithsonian terror in dn3d dc. what the poo poo am i supposed to do???

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
fast food glutton (eating two zinger stackers while posting).

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
im the

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i'm also in awe of the existentialist comedy that is a roided up guy with a rocket launcher running around post-apocalyptic california, blowing up aliens in the hopes of finding poledancers to tip

it works on multiple levels

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
im a colossal human being, both literally and figuratively

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the op

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
hi my name is piss

EcoBlue
Jan 1, 2008
terrible at kitchen jobs

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
to all my fellow skeet skeet, motherfucker, all skeet skeet got game

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I am a guy who likes to hang out and take it easy with cool friends.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i

am turok

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
King of GBS

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
WILD IN BED

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
HA HA pillowwww fightt

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
A carbon-based life form stuck at the bottom of a gravity well on a rotating rock orbiting a nuclear fusion reactor.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



poo poo crap hole

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Firing turds out of a T-shirt cannon and giggling.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



tooo s\drunk for the am

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
posting

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

im high

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
cumming hARD

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
procrastinating

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
i'm a good person

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Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
people love me and want to be my friend

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