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im gay
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:43 |
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i are gay
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:55 |
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I'm gay(le from breaking bad)
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:56 |
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I'm
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:56 |
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a black guy
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:07 |
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a stupid drunk shitbird
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:07 |
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power bottom with a sassy attitude
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:18 |
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im full of goyoza
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:24 |
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cuckphrase
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:25 |
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Not drunk enough
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:28 |
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I'm a traditional crafter of artisan posting turds
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:56 |
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trash-positive scrounger with a filthy boner
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:04 |
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trash
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:19 |
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Stoned
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:21 |
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An Occupant At least, my mail tries to convince me of this.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:55 |
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completely confused by the scuba section of smithsonian terror in dn3d dc. what the poo poo am i supposed to do???
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:01 |
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fast food glutton (eating two zinger stackers while posting).
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:02 |
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im the
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:03 |
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i'm also in awe of the existentialist comedy that is a roided up guy with a rocket launcher running around post-apocalyptic california, blowing up aliens in the hopes of finding poledancers to tip it works on multiple levels
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:08 |
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im a colossal human being, both literally and figuratively
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:16 |
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the op
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:17 |
hi my name is piss
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:23 |
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terrible at kitchen jobs
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:25 |
to all my fellow skeet skeet, motherfucker, all skeet skeet got game
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:31 |
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I am a guy who likes to hang out and take it easy with cool friends.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:33 |
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i am turok
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 12:36 |
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King of GBS
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:29 |
WILD IN BED
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:32 |
HA HA pillowwww fightt
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:32 |
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A carbon-based life form stuck at the bottom of a gravity well on a rotating rock orbiting a nuclear fusion reactor.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:46 |
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poo poo crap hole
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:48 |
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Firing turds out of a T-shirt cannon and giggling.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:52 |
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tooo s\drunk for the am
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:38 |
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posting
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:39 |
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im high
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:44 |
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cumming hARD
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:46 |
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procrastinating
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:47 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:00 |
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i'm a good person
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:08 |
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people love me and want to be my friend
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:09 |