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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYX11Dzws0


B-B-B-BEATS PPL UP :patriot:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Mar 1, 2015

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

When Chris Benoit murdered he's famil

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

Also mexico

also Canada and sort of England too.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
They should incorporate this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pprlLlVhpQo&sns=em

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Was Gene Snitsky baby killer WWE era or WWF era?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

WhyteRyce posted:

Was Gene Snitsky baby killer WWE era or WWF era?

It wasn't his fault!

That was WWE era.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i love wrasslin cause it's like a soap opera but even more retarded and made for hicks.
I mean, i don't actually watch it or follow it in any capacity whatever, but just knowing it exists makes me happy. :)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Sgt. Slaughter V. Iron Sheik and Nikola Volkoff

America, gently caress yeah.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Anything with the Road Warriors.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I can't remember if it was WCW or WWF but I always hatedthe fact that the "Yeti" was clearly a mummy... Even as a child I knew the difference. "OH it's the 'ye-tay'!"

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oberleutnant posted:

i love wrasslin cause it's like a soap opera but even more retarded and made for hicks.
I mean, i don't actually watch it or follow it in any capacity whatever, but just knowing it exists makes me happy. :)

human being

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Jake the Snake Roberts.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCXuPuO3Dk

easy fukken answer its the buswhackers yeyaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhh

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Best storyline was when Papa Shango put a curse on The Ultimate Warrior. The image is UW spewing pea soup or whatever on himself while having seizures is something the American psyche has never recovered from.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Oberleutnant posted:

i love wrasslin cause it's like a soap opera but even more retarded and made for hicks.
I mean, i don't actually watch it or follow it in any capacity whatever, but just knowing it exists makes me happy. :)

I like when people say this but think Shakespeare and Greek drama is somehow classy when they are just old timey soap operas.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bran Loghair posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCXuPuO3Dk

easy fukken answer its the buswhackers yeyaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhh

so happy when i saw on RAW that they were being inducted into the HOF :bubblewoop: :weedass:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I just hope someday we get to see something as good as the attitude era again. The reasons it was awesome are numerous. The list goes on and on:

Rock
Foley
HHH
Austin
Shane
Hardys
Dudleys
E&C
Angle
Jericho
Vince
King
Benoit
Lesnar

And those are just the A-list talents. I don't put UT up there because he wasn't around much and/or was boring during this time. And Michaels was gone for most of it, too. Craziness. Imagine if Punk was around, too. Sheesh.

How far the org has fallen.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZSAzWvFpoE&t=142s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6YKICReUCY&t=135s

Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Mar 1, 2015

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Attitude Era was awesome but there are very good reasons we won't see anything quite like it again.

Those reasons are the long-term effects of unprotected chairshots, and also sexism that is really hard to watch now (see: Lawler yelping about "puppies").

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Mick Foley was the best b/c he wrote his own book and I read it a bunch of times, also he seems like a really good dude in general. I was never even that into the ultraviolence of his classic matches but I loved him anyway.

The Rock is probably the best performer wrestling has ever seen even if he wasn't great at actually wrestling

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
lol if you give a poo poo about sexism in professional goddamn wrestling

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

dave foley > mick foley

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

bloodysabbath posted:

lol if you give a poo poo about sexism in professional goddamn wrestling

I'm just sayin', with the broadcasts now rated PG you aren't going to see the Godfather and the Ho Train anymore. Not getting into a sexism debate in this thread.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

zakharov posted:

I'm just sayin', with the broadcasts now rated PG you aren't going to see the Godfather and the Ho Train anymore.

Thanks Obama

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

bloodysabbath posted:

WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
This plus Redneck Undertaker. How do you go from the previous years to that.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

BigBoss posted:

I like when people say this but think Shakespeare and Greek drama is somehow classy when they are just old timey soap operas.

lol shakespeare. I'm far too busy with the latest epic from shigeru miyamoto-sensei for any of that.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Remember when UT was mentoring The Big Show and Big Show came out to the ring all pissed off and threatened to leave Taker and go out on his own and Taker came out and told him a story and whispered in his ear and Big Show had a look on his face like he was offered 0% financing for 60 months on a new Accord and calmed down and left with Taker. What was that about

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WhyteRyce posted:

Remember when UT was mentoring The Big Show and Big Show came out to the ring all pissed off and threatened to leave Taker and go out on his own and Taker came out and told him a story and whispered in his ear and Big Show had a look on his face like he was offered 0% financing for 60 months on a new Accord and calmed down and left with Taker. What was that about

It was the WWF version of a foot tap.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

West SAAB Story posted:

dave foley > mick foley

i'd pay good money to go back in time and have mick foley added as a regular guest on news radio

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Shameful that Katie Vick just barely went into the WWE era, because that's the greatest storyline in promotional history.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I didn't actually see it, but the internet told me there was a time when Vince McMahon pretended to be an evil wizard and wore a robe and did bad things (that were maybe magic?????)

That one. That one's my favorite.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

ThirdPartyView posted:

Shameful that Katie Vick just barely went into the WWE era, because that's the greatest storyline in promotional history.

Not familiar with this.

I was always confused about "hacksaw" jim duggan's nickname. He never once brandished a hacksaw. He even carried around a two by four, which is just begging to be hacksawed, but nope.

I remember one time andre the giant was mecilessly beating some he, and hacksaw jim duggan ran into the ring and beat andre with his board. This was supposed to start a feud, and i saw them fight in person several times, but it was lame as poo poo because everybody knew andre could just whoop on an unarmed Duggan, so everympart of the match that wasnt Duggan getting pummeled looked so unbelievable.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004


which is a pretty sweet reference to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Drunk Nerds posted:

Not familiar with this.

Please watch this. They had a wrestling storyline about necrophilia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpSsklsq2s

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Iron Prince posted:

i'd pay good money to go back in time and have mick foley added as a regular guest on news radio

before or after phil? THIS IS IMPORTANT YOU SEE

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
when "Macho Man" Randy Savage got bitten by Jake "The Snake" Roberts' cobra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JVDJs7W0r0

the little kid crying at the end is the icing on the cake

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Whatever storyline that inspired that black kid in the audience to slowly run his hands down his face.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Grant DaNasty posted:

Please watch this. They had a wrestling storyline about necrophilia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpSsklsq2s

Also, apparently, enemas.

This wins.

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

This is the only answer.

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