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Goddamnit this loving VA. At least put the loving news on tv. not a loving soul in this waiting room gives a poo poo about some spear-chucker baby dna court poo poo.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Goddamnit this loving VA. hey maury is good comedy tv.
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Mar 3, 2015 21:28
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:hey maury is good comedy tv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8-6eAYHOBE
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Mar 3, 2015 21:41
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:jesus gently caress did you have to get a weight waiver? thats some concentration camp victim poo poo Nah, I was kinda close to the lower end but well within normal ranges for enlistment. I think the lowest acceptable was like uh, 100 pounds or something? When I was 174 I had like no neck thanks to wearing a fully loaded vest + assault pack all day in the desert for like 15 months.
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Mar 3, 2015 21:41
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Will the military comes down on you for being underweight outside of a training environment?
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Mar 3, 2015 22:23
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Casimir Radon posted:Will the military comes down on you for being underweight outside of a training environment? sometimes if you look like a loving holocaust victim your command might be concerned. otherwise no.
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Mar 3, 2015 22:42
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in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight. loving hated those skinny fucks for that.
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Mar 3, 2015 22:48
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:jesus gently caress did you have to get a weight waiver? thats some concentration camp victim poo poo Does a weight waiver even apply to being underweight? My recruiter said I had to gain 15 lbs before Basic, there was never any mention of a waiver. Cole posted:in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight. The catch is that you get the exact same 4-6 minutes to eat it as everybody else. Source: 
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Mar 3, 2015 22:53
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Cole posted:in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight. I myself was deep in denial about having acid reflux so shoveling a bunch of food down my throat really fast didn't work. I also didn't go get an eating waiver and was hungry all the time. When they weighed me at the end of basic training I was 5'10 135lbs, I'd lost something like 25lbs in 7 weeks. Oops. The funny thing is they never said anything about it. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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Mar 3, 2015 22:54
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at the date posted:
well if you can't eat it all then break bread fool
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Mar 3, 2015 23:15
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at the date posted:Does a weight waiver even apply to being underweight? My recruiter said I had to gain 15 lbs before Basic, there was never any mention of a waiver. im so sorry that you only get 5 minutes to eat 2x as many sausage patties and biscuits and gravy as everyone else 
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Mar 3, 2015 23:20
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Cole posted:in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight.  I have really high metabolism, though, so it's tough for me to keep both fat and muscle. 
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Mar 3, 2015 23:31
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:hey maury is good comedy tv. this wasn't maury. Seems like every time I go to the VA they have man-bashing cuntflaps running their goddamn mouths on tv about how bad "they man is" and whatnot. I would honestly prefer Fox News lying to me for the few hours I have to spend in that shithole once in a while. motherfucking Paternity Court, that's what that lovely show was.
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Mar 4, 2015 00:13
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Goddamn. I've been really, really, really loving angry lately. even the cats are leaving me alone, and they usually spend half the day tailing me.
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Mar 4, 2015 00:17
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LeoMarr posted:im so sorry that you only get 5 minutes to eat 2x as many sausage patties and biscuits and gravy as everyone else When you can't finish even the first portion of food in the allotted time (which was 4 minutes until week 7), the extra is worthless. PLUS everybody else in your platoon is thinking "Why do YOU get special treatment, shitbag?" Any amount of dirty looks and a few mysteriously rearranged fire watches would be a small price to pay for extra bacon in the morning, but you never get a bite of it.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Goddamn. I've been really, really, really loving angry lately. it's a metaphor. being angry drives the pussy away.
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at the date posted:When you can't finish even the first portion of food in the allotted time (which was 4 minutes until week 7), the extra is worthless. PLUS everybody else in your platoon is thinking "Why do YOU get special treatment, shitbag?" Any amount of dirty looks and a few mysteriously rearranged fire watches would be a small price to pay for extra bacon in the morning, but you never get a bite of it. Idk, I had no problem hammering out my entire portion in the allotted 5 minutes I was given, then again I also didn't stack my plates to the brim with loving bagels and peanut butter, I just ate what was given to me by the nice black lady who would say "Whatcha havin' baby?" until like week 4 when my about-to-be off the trail DSs let us have 10 minutes to eat. then it was bagels and raisin bran on the daily
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:this wasn't maury. that sounds horrible man. Also, join the hangout chat that we got running. Shim can vouch for it being a safe place to vent without getting gangpiled by douchebags. Worse case, if some dudes start loving with you in the hangout chat, we make a new hangout chat & exclude those fucks from it. if you do decide to join, use a burner email account. 80% of the people who joined the hangout failed that basic intelligence test.
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Mar 4, 2015 01:16
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it's me. i failed the intelligence test.
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I only just got around to getting hangouts on my phone the other day. Turns out one of the folks from my old unit is making it reallllllly difficult to find her. Only reason I got curious was she had some family pop up in the obits up north (we're both from roughly the same shithole area of Illinois). No facebook or any other easy-ish way to track her down, but some lovely google-fu and I found her only social media-ish account on google, downloaded hangouts and sent her a message. She just up and disappeared for a long time, bunch of the guys were getting worried, y'all know how it is. Turns out she's fine, married, and living not far from where I'd last known. Just glad she hadn't lost her poo poo and ate a bullet. My anger today was primarily driven by the VA. After my last post at the hospital, my appointment was bumped up an hour and change and I managed to get a chance to redirect some anger at comcast for billing me for an HD box I didn't have, and providing less than acceptable speeds considering I'm paying for 50mb. Oh, and I dropped off my revolver at the gunsmith. loving rear sight with it's busted-rear end screw. That's another $30-50 I shouldn't have to spend, especially since the loving thing was bought new. And girlfriend's out of town. No regular pussy make me crazy rear end in a top hat.
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Mike-o posted:it's me. i failed the intelligence test. We all did.
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Beardchat: spent Sunday and most of Monday showing an old AF bud + his roommate around Chicago; they'd grabbed a hostel in Wicker Park. My buddy kept giving me weird looks because fuckin' of course all the bars in Wicker Park are filled with beards, flannel/denim shirts, and pub caps, which is all I fuckin' packed also. It was like i had inadvertently dressed up for a "poo poo hipster" theme party all night. Still got laid though. welp that's my story
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Oh, and I dropped off my revolver at the gunsmith. loving rear sight with it's busted-rear end screw. That's another $30-50 I shouldn't have to spend, especially since the loving thing was bought new. Shouldn't that be under warranty?
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Professor Bling posted:Beardchat: spent Sunday and most of Monday showing an old AF bud + his roommate around Chicago; they'd grabbed a hostel in Wicker Park. I've been wearing flannel shirts since I was a baby because that's what my dad wore when he climbed radio towers to replace antennas and poo poo. He said the pattern kept wasps away. I wanted to be cool like my dad and so I've worn flannel/plaid patterns/denim poo poo my whole life because I'm kind of a reject idiot. I've been able to grow a beard since 6th grade so flannel and beard are what I roll with. loving hipsters appropriated my culture.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I've been wearing flannel shirts since I was a baby because that's what my dad wore when he climbed radio towers to replace antennas and poo poo. He said the pattern kept wasps away. I wanted to be cool like my dad and so I've worn flannel/plaid patterns/denim poo poo my whole life because I'm kind of a reject idiot. I've been able to grow a beard since 6th grade so flannel and beard are what I roll with. loving hipsters appropriated my culture. I used to enjoy pabst blue ribbon
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LeoMarr posted:I used to enjoy pabst blue ribbon PBR is a dollar a can in my town's only dive bar. I drink it because one plasma donation gets me 20 fuckin' beers, just like I drink Jeppson's Malort because bartenders give me shots for free when I don't make a face afterwards. Goddamned hipsters ruining my blackouts.
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the mixed ~seasonal~ case of sam adams i got is pretty ok for fake microbrew costco owns for good cheap beers
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McNally posted:Shouldn't that be under warranty? Yep. However, it's a Rossi. Made by Taurus. I would rather pay a gunsmith up front than deal with their track record for warranty work timelines. 3-6 months is apparently "optimistic" at best. the guy that checked it in at the shop laughed at the electrical tape that's been holding the rear sight on for the past month and two range trips. then said he'd have used duct tape. this is the pistol I shot for my carry permit, with ten rounds at 7 yards (farthest they care to test you here) left to shoot after the rear sight flew back and slapped across my face like the tiniest black metal brazilian made cock. still shot a 92. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Mar 4, 2015 08:16
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PBR is $3 in the bar I go to. Which is pretty drat good for Waikiki.
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Also pbr comes in tall boys so for a cheaper price you get an extra 4 ounces of beer. Alcoholism turns us all into hipsters.
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The breweries in Charlotte sell good beer on tap for $3 I am going to loving miss this place
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Master Bateman posted:PBR is $3 in the bar I go to. Which is pretty drat good for Waikiki. If you want cheap drinks in Waikiki you need to hit up the hideaway during happy hour. $1 bottles. It's down the alley between the 7-11 on Ena Rd and Kalakaua and the Irish rose. I drank cheap at Arnold's and kings pub too, but that was partially because I was friends with the bartender.
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Professor Bling posted:Beardchat: spent Sunday and most of Monday showing an old AF bud + his roommate around Chicago; they'd grabbed a hostel in Wicker Park.  I stick to a bar on Irving and Ashland. A distinct lack of hipsters. I'm moving out of Wrigleyville here in May. Wicker Park is not on the approved area list. bloops fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Mar 4, 2015 14:18
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Casimir Radon posted:You've already been in the military, you can't just pray the gay away by getting out It was more like picking up a hooker in south east Asia. Though it was a sweet deal on the cheap. Next thing you know she is swinging 8 inches and your rear end is bleeding. Not gay just a bad decision when you should have known better. If you go back for seconds... Well... As for weight chat, went from 120ish enlisting to 150 when I was med boarded. Gave up on life, dropped to 106, and was told to either change or die in the next year or two. Now back to 150. Not near as in shape as I was in but I'll eventually  back into shape. Probably when the Starbucks clerks start thinking I'm old
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Twiin posted:I realize this may be a bit too next-level given the responses here so far; she doesn't need to have a vagina, but she does need to be a woman. The goon tattoo thread is hilarious right now. This post ties into Genocide Tendency's post above.
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Casimir Radon posted:Will the military comes down on you for being underweight outside of a training environment? You get drug tested a lot, supposedly. One of my roommates during my brief stay in Yuma kept getting orders to go piss in a cup because he was 5'11" 125lbs. Dude was just a super competitive runner
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