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Mike-o posted:i'm tired of having a gut, yeah i got loving lazy as poo poo after getting out. gonna start going to the gym and peep butts while i get fit. the trick is to get swole titties shoulders and arms to offset the gut then it doesnt look as outta place
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Helldump Immunity. posted:That air force guy looked pretty cool the mexican with the yellow bandana bring shame upon the corpse
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Cole posted:my beard makes my chin look so much nicer. like i could really take a punch. my beard makes it so any fist looking for my chin is about to embark on an exciting adventure into a dark and unexplored region
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Mar 3, 2015 02:46
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Cole posted:comb your beard you nasty gently caress i have acquired a fro pick and i use it every day dont be jealous you scrub
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Mar 3, 2015 02:48
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The Rat posted:On my first contract, one of the Ugandans on the opposing shift team literally had a heart attack and died at age 40 from Rip It overdose. They found him in his room, on his cot, dead, bowels voided, surrounded by Rip It cans. yea this guy was doin it right
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Vasudus posted:4' jesus gently caress did you have to get a weight waiver? thats some concentration camp victim poo poo
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Mar 3, 2015 21:09
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Anything that comes in a can or a bottle that isn't brown is poo poo beer hth the gently caress
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Painsaw posted:Thank you wife, for managing to put windshield wiper fluid in the radiator and then destroy the clutch of the car we were about to sell. All in one day. this is what you get for owning a vw
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:$1200 is pretty reasonable for a clutch, but it's a Volkswagen so they'll find something else broken that's twice as expensive. yep. clutch would probably take ~5 hours going by their service guide, thats about 600 bucks in shop time right there, then theyre gonna gouge on the parts agreed with spoogebob; its a vw, a burning heap at the bottom of a cliff is where it belongs
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theres a couple vw apologists around here and they should be in shortly to try defending their poor choices
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I traded in the xB last year for a used Grand Marquis so youre either an east african cab driver or 80 years old right?
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LeoMarr posted:my hooptie got totalled 6 months ago. I miss my 300,000 mile dodge intrepid sometime. just imagining the smell of swampass and cigarette smoke permanently embedded into your chyrlser econo shitbox upholstery is giving me shivers
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infiniti supremacy, gently caress fuel efficiency
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Professor Bling posted:Fun fact: I was actually once turned down from renting a place because the landlord "didn't want no sweaty dago fucks blaring their music and working on their cars" on his property https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZUJKXs6W-4
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Cole posted:my family is from palermo mine is from calabria 
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Professor Bling posted:worst part about being italian is having to shave your dick hair 
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Its not really all that weird when you consider that someone has also hosed your mother at least once.  yowza
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krispykremessuck posted:shitcan 'em then rebuilding motors is gay as gently caress and a time intensive process that is probably not worthwhile for your rapecoach i find this term more appropriate
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meme sucks poo poo, dog owns
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SumYungGui posted:So how is the rest of your renaissance faire outfit looking? LITERALLY SHAKING posted:they wore moccasins in renaissance europe? 3rd result of a gis for mens ren faire costumes  milord
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Casimir Radon posted:This was a pretty pathetic winter so we might as well have high 40s low 50s to hasten spring along, and not drag this poo poo out any further.  yes the year that winter cost twice as much as normal is something one would call pathetic
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nationwide snow removal cost was ~5 billion this year, when on average its 2.5 billion welp see ya
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Painsaw posted:gently caress it, have a link. are you still wearing dogtags 
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Mar 15, 2015 00:30
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plz dont drive around a raper van and try to lure kids to it like slim pickens suggests
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USMC503 posted:Check this out if any of you guys want to get some sweet, sweet Banana Republic discounts: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3706572 i hope youre at least an assistant manager dawg
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blue squares posted:I forgot about that thing but it's more we're going to run out of fish and farm food and there will be lots of flooding. I took an ecology class with an admittedly pessimistic professor (actually this guys http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/04/05/professor-many-humans-have-to-die-for-earth-to-live/) who persuaded me pretty well that we are hosed. how many of teachs books were required reading 
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blue squares posted:His point is that we've already passed or will soon pass the point of no return with global warming. It's hard not to feel that way. Especially since we're not doing anything about it. The professor was pretty interesting. He's about 75 years old, got his right leg blown up when he was a kid and has had to walk with a crutch since then, and still managed to become one of the foremost lizard experts in the world, walk all over the Australian outback, and get a couple species of lizard named after him. Now he just sits there and rants about how us young people are selfish and destroying the world. He couldn't see anyone in the class when we raised our hands. And the freshmen would get all shocked and offended at his rants. It was awesome. i for one look forward to the upcoming water wars
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just imagine getting a rimmer from space
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im glad my back and legs are only mildly hosed up, just need to watch how much heavy poo poo im picking up and how all you guys with super hosed up backs are a bummer 
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fat people and golf both suck poo poo so that guy is the worst
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holocaust bloopers posted:Y'all need to watch In The Shadow Of The Moon. Incredible documentary about the Apollo missions. chittown
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:/\/\ don't touch a hair on the beard until at least two months. by that point you'll have a good idea of where the neckline needs to be. yall should toxx yourselves for april stepoff date
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I hope you all get face lice. wow insanely rude
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you saying you want rear end in a top hat lice then 
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MaxPowers posted:Signing up for classes in the introductory to college welcome 'class' and had to talk to people. Mentioned I was in the military and was seeking to educate myself. First question asked is do I have the PTSDs. When I got out I would went on a long rant just to freak this kid out but just responded with nah man...nah...just chill'n. Afterwards someone dropped a book on the ground and I kinda flinched/spiked my head that way and this little poo poo chuckles. thats what you get fishing for attaboys in college
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The Rat posted:Here is a craigslist post I had to make recently, very GIP: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/grd/4943646103.html you should put those black cocks in your mouth
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loving hesher piece of poo poo
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