MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

Fart Sandwiches posted:

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

Sotar posted:

I just final outprocessed today, start terminal leave tomorrow.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

On antipsychotics I got close to 300 pounds a year and a half ago.

I Was 178 this morning and peeping my stomach muscles in the mirror and my balls without a mirror unlike a year and a half ago.

Yay for medical marihuana.

Being fat suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. I'm putting a bullet in my head if I ever get morbidly obese again. If I'm too lazy to do it, would one of you American Patriots be my angel and not let me go out like Hags and instead give me a high speed hollow point lead diet in the dome when I'm sleep apneaing one night? Then just burn my house down with me in it, the crane would just add to the embarrassment.

P.S. We need Cole to find my body and try to wake me up to really make this off meds mess of a sidebar into a true Gilbert Grape joke.

Dantu posted:

You live in Hawaii? Congrats on winning life. I'll be in Honolulu for vacation next week. Any recommendations for food/night life?

Dantu posted:

Yes. This exactly what I'm looking for. I'm obsessed with poke. I have even made it at home with frozen yellowfin steaks. Thanks for the recommendation I will definitely check it out.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Altimas and Maximas are pretty lovely. Titans/Armadas aren't a real prize either. Everything else is cool

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, but their transmissions were/are set up so loving poorly. They are the living embodiment of torque steer. Not to mention a 98 anything (that wasn;t made in a former Soviet Republic) shouldn't already be dead in 2015

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Cole is loving retarded

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No no no no, I am not going to recount all the DUIs, arrests, domestics, positive drug screens for meth, suicide attempts, and bankruptcy claims of my old group of god's special little retards. Most of these incidents made me die a little on the inside.

Did you know that you can use the word "gently caress" on a sworn statement as many times as you want as long as it's in context? Ask me how I know.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Civ life owns.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I've reached peak Office Space at work

Dantu posted:

Being a tourist on Tinder in Oahu is like being military in Savannah in terms of most women having a default rule about wanting nothing to do with you.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

n4i probate blue squares tia

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Remember when you said you were never coming back to GiP? I do. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

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You told me you were leaving GiP. Then you came back and I kicked you out and told you not to come back. I see you've slithered back in. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

ded posted:

TRIBUTE

Dantu posted:

I can't really blame them, or you tbh.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

fat people and golf both suck poo poo so that guy is the worst

Genocide Tendency posted:

I thought all of us were broken...


On the plus side I got a letter last week that tells me the VA is still reviewing my disability request. So they haven't lost the paper work.

I get back pay right? Because im thinking 11-12 years (depending on how long the "review" takes) is going to be

If it gets me a house in Indiana, Ill be happy.

Painsaw posted:

Trip report, day one of quitting citalopram cold turkey.

Nightmares are beyond loving insane. I don't want to sleep anymore.

Already feeling less retarded though, except I still have this haircut.