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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
0 secs OP :twisted: You?

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
here lies quakster
he never scored

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
turns out you remain a sadbrained loser even if you stick your donger inside another loser

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
my pecker shall remain pure for all time, OP.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what if the first time you had sex was with your dad or a catholic priest? i guess you could still be happy about scoring

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
any goon wanna hook up for reals, send me a pm

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
still goin strong over here op

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Zzulu posted:

any goon wanna hook up for reals, send me a pm

text me

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
paging all ladies

ATTN: lets gently caress

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Zzulu posted:

any goon wanna hook up for reals, send me a pm

I hope you like fat dudes with stubby dicks

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
I'd gently caress a fat sweaty guy just to say that I did. It's a life experience.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Frank Horrigan posted:

I'd gently caress a fat sweaty guy just to say that I did. It's a life experience.

Well buddy I've got some good news for you

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Zzulu posted:

turns out you remain a sadbrained loser even if you stick your donger inside another loser

very tru

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

use the computer to find and have some sex

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

www
Aug 4, 2010


same

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
can't take all these truthbombs bein' dropped itt

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Pfffft. Lost my virginity when I was four to a drifter my parents hired to do yard work.



All it takes is some basic social skills, losers. I wasn't even that hot at that age.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
thats pretty dark bro

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Well, technically he was employed at the time. For the day at least.


So it's not like he was a full blown hobo.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Zzulu posted:

turns out you remain a sadbrained loser even if you stick your donger inside another loser

I can confirm this.




:smith:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

any time i see the word NEET i think of snipes, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Zzulu posted:

turns out you remain a sadbrained loser even if you stick your donger inside another loser

Realpost: I was pretty disappointed at how true this I is. I had awkward first time sex and expected to feel transformed. The only difference was I was just happy it happened.

And my rear end was really sore.

Because it was gay sex.

Because I'm gay.

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Soon I will be an all powerful wizard.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
there's this weird misconception that sex cures the dep or the sperg. this is incorrect. the company of others and physical contact can help with said conditions but they won't work for everyone

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
blew my toddler load in my aunts mouth when i was three, turned me into a man (who got blown by his aunt)

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
I'm ready 2 gently caress when u are :D

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Gatekeeper posted:

blew my toddler load in my aunts mouth when i was three, turned me into a man (who got blown by his aunt)

Lol get back to fyad, troll

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

makes very good points pls sign me up for the newsletter

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
17 years . lost it in my moms pontiac grand prix lmao












not with my mom

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

1gnoirents posted:

17 years . lost it in my moms pontiac grand prix lmao












not with my mom

just with her car lol

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

just with her car lol

that tailpipe was askng 4 it

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
in sa either you are virgin or aatrek.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

NutritiousSnack posted:

in sa either you are virgin or aatrek.

my aunt is aatrek

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Tell me how sadbrain loosers turn into totally coolio sex havers who enjoy life OP. Need to know the details man.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FunkyFlashman posted:

Tell me how sadbrain loosers turn into totally coolio sex havers who enjoy life OP. Need to know the details man.

go to poor neighborhoods and look for suggestively-dressed women walking around without purses. make friendly conversation with them (stick to normal stuff like shows on FX and not whatever awful nerd poo poo you actually like) and then ask them if they want to party. make sure you brought money with you because you have to give it to them after the "party"

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What's a loving NEET? Is it some ironic acronym?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Zzulu posted:

turns out you remain a sadbrained loser even if you stick your donger inside another loser

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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
69 years, OP (420 dog years)

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