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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
and indebt yourself for 30 YEARS for 500k like an idiot





instead of say buying a trailer off lease for $50k paid off quick, being able to work for as much or as little as you want








ALL because you have to have the same miserable life as everyone else.... lol

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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Ya but houses are cool OP

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
bitch i live ina trash can

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
invite a gal in and she backs out at the sight of this


well good, coz it means she a vapid slut...

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
I don't want to live in a shipping container in the woods op.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Americans believe this is the only way to happiness

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I live in a pineapple under the Sea lol (sponge Bob ref)

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

captainoblivious posted:

I don't want to live in a shipping container in the woods op.

Why? Is it because you've been told you don't.................................

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the world is my apartment



(im homeless)

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Why? Is it because you've been told you don't.................................

Sorry but I'm not an undocumented sex worker from eastern Europe.

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003
I bought a town house. It's like a really tall trailer.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

OP you forgot to copy in this image which I found in another thread on page 1 about computer nerd virgins.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
any goon mind if i crash at their place, i lost my apartment and i got nowhere to go... i can't pay you and im going to need to be fed but i'll help with "chores"

I'll do any "chore" you want, in any way you want me to do it

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I have a house in a great neighborhood. My mortgage is $250.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
what is so great about your life?

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I have a house in a great neighborhood. My mortgage is $250.

supply and demand, my friend, dictates that no where desirable would cheap. i'm afraid your neighborhood is only 'great' to your desperate eyes....

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I rent a beachfront condo in a city that will drown in 30 years so I'm basically beating the system



until the food riots start

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Zzulu posted:

any goon mind if i crash at their place, i lost my apartment and i got nowhere to go... i can't pay you and im going to need to be fed but i'll help with "chores"

I'll do any "chore" you want, in any way you want me to do it

mom?

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
we must all believe in fallacies in order to continue our existence, for it is based on lies..... alas,

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i bet all these idiot house-having goons also have a wife and a dog

lol, just lol

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Which one is the bitch :D heh

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Ok fine, selling my house to go subsistence farm fungus out of a metal box in Montana.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Americans believe this is the only way to happiness



this but 100% unironically

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Actually a dog is never a bad thing to have around, dogs are good . If you have a house an there is no dog in it, ur pretty dumb!

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Cnut the Great posted:

i bet all these idiot house-having goons also have a wife and a dog

lol, just lol

:smith: two dogs and one wife. you got me.

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Actually a dog is never a bad thing to have around, dogs are good . If you have a house an there is no dog in it, ur pretty dumb!

I concur.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i bet all their wives are fat, and their dogs probably aren't even that good

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Goons have ugly wives that's why they are scared to post pics of them. Ugly lovely wife, stupid lovely cookie cutter garbage home they are living just to afford.... that's what they are using their crazy one in a billion fluke of existence on. And they think they have it made!!

Me I'd sooner put a bullet in my head, ty........

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Jokes on you I don't have a wife or any kind of meaningful relationship and own a house I didn't pay for

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Americans believe this is the only way to happiness



It is.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

captainoblivious posted:

Ok fine, selling my house to go subsistence farm fungus out of a metal box in Montana.

Goon plantation farm, revenues from selling weed -- more than enough to pay for all the expenses and upkeep. Just an investment of 10k from each person. What do you think?

You scratch my back friend... and I will scratch yours :) !!!!!!!!!!

Just one of many ideas floatin in my noggin....

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Goons have ugly wives that's why they are scared to post pics of them. Ugly lovely wife, stupid lovely cookie cutter garbage home they are living just to afford.... that's what they are using their crazy one in a billion fluke of existence on. And they think they have it made!!

Me I'd sooner put a bullet in my head, ty........

You'd rather shoot yourself than post your wife? oh my.

Matt18001
Feb 28, 2015
Paying for my house for the next ~24 years is still better than renting. Where I live it's actually cheaper too, but I realize that's generally not the case.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pay so much money in USA to live in gross house containing decades worth of other ppls smells, bodily fluids, and decay...idgi

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Nice try friend. AS IF I would be foolish enough to engage in stupid human traditions such as 'marriage'. Did you know marriage is merely the transfer of female property from one man to another?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Retail Slave posted:

I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you.

The bigger your debt the happier you are

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

Retail Slave posted:

I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you.

Here we have it: A victim of late capitalism. As you found out the hard way, these institutions of Society that you are now enslaved to, do not have your best interests at heart.

A law abiding man. A Good Man. A chained man.....

Declare Bankruptcy, and free yourself.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I live in a apartment block that was built in the 60's because most of the proles were living in old barracks left behind after WWII and that poo poo was barely habitable so the government built a shitload of cheap apartments. Personally I think converting abandoned barracks into living spaces is a lot cooler than living in a trailer like some sort of carny.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva

What the gently caress is this ugly rear end piece of poo poo?

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
15 year mortgage or nothin'. Also, I locked in at 2.75%.

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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Goon plantation farm, revenues from selling weed -- more than enough to pay for all the expenses and upkeep. Just an investment of 10k from each person. What do you think?

You scratch my back friend... and I will scratch yours :) !!!!!!!!!!

Just one of many ideas floatin in my noggin....

You're crazy, man. The worn trail of millions of suburb dwellers is the one true path.

1. Graduate uni while binge drinking and engaging in general hedonism.
2. Boring job you hate, but are powerless to do anything about.
3. MORTGAGE!!!! MARRIAGE!!!!!!
4. Acquire debt by the tried and true 200%* model. (I recommend an SUV you can't actually drive.)
5. Have ugly, stupid kids who hate you.
6. Sink into a complete quagmire of entitlement, NIMBY, and vague discontent.
7. Get the inevitable divorce/bankruptcy.
8. Nursing home, whilst said kids are on the very same conveyor belt you are on.
9. Death.

What man or woman could resist such a vision of paradise?

* = Whatever your yearly earnings, take out twice the amount in debt. It is irrelevant what you spend the debt money on.

Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Mar 1, 2015

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