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and indebt yourself for 30 YEARS for 500k like an idiot instead of say buying a trailer off lease for $50k paid off quick, being able to work for as much or as little as you want ALL because you have to have the same miserable life as everyone else.... lol
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Ya but houses are cool OP
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:18 |
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bitch i live ina trash can
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:19 |
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invite a gal in and she backs out at the sight of this well good, coz it means she a vapid slut...
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:19 |
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I don't want to live in a shipping container in the woods op.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:23 |
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Americans believe this is the only way to happiness
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:24 |
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I live in a pineapple under the Sea lol (sponge Bob ref)
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:24 |
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captainoblivious posted:I don't want to live in a shipping container in the woods op. Why? Is it because you've been told you don't.................................
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:25 |
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the world is my apartment (im homeless)
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:25 |
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Why? Is it because you've been told you don't................................. Sorry but I'm not an undocumented sex worker from eastern Europe.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:28 |
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I bought a town house. It's like a really tall trailer.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:28 |
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OP you forgot to copy in this image which I found in another thread on page 1 about computer nerd virgins.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:29 |
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any goon mind if i crash at their place, i lost my apartment and i got nowhere to go... i can't pay you and im going to need to be fed but i'll help with "chores" I'll do any "chore" you want, in any way you want me to do it
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:31 |
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I have a house in a great neighborhood. My mortgage is $250.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:33 |
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what is so great about your life?Sephiroth_IRA posted:I have a house in a great neighborhood. My mortgage is $250. supply and demand, my friend, dictates that no where desirable would cheap. i'm afraid your neighborhood is only 'great' to your desperate eyes....
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:35 |
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I rent a beachfront condo in a city that will drown in 30 years so I'm basically beating the system until the food riots start
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:36 |
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Zzulu posted:any goon mind if i crash at their place, i lost my apartment and i got nowhere to go... i can't pay you and im going to need to be fed but i'll help with "chores" mom?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:36 |
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we must all believe in fallacies in order to continue our existence, for it is based on lies..... alas,
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:36 |
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i bet all these idiot house-having goons also have a wife and a dog lol, just lol
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:38 |
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Which one is the bitch heh
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:39 |
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Ok fine, selling my house to go subsistence farm fungus out of a metal box in Montana.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:40 |
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Americans believe this is the only way to happiness this but 100% unironically
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:40 |
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Actually a dog is never a bad thing to have around, dogs are good . If you have a house an there is no dog in it, ur pretty dumb!
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:41 |
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Cnut the Great posted:i bet all these idiot house-having goons also have a wife and a dog two dogs and one wife. you got me. unassertive boy 99 posted:Actually a dog is never a bad thing to have around, dogs are good . If you have a house an there is no dog in it, ur pretty dumb! I concur.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:41 |
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i bet all their wives are fat, and their dogs probably aren't even that good
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:41 |
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Goons have ugly wives that's why they are scared to post pics of them. Ugly lovely wife, stupid lovely cookie cutter garbage home they are living just to afford.... that's what they are using their crazy one in a billion fluke of existence on. And they think they have it made!! Me I'd sooner put a bullet in my head, ty........
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:46 |
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Jokes on you I don't have a wife or any kind of meaningful relationship and own a house I didn't pay for
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:48 |
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Americans believe this is the only way to happiness It is.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:48 |
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captainoblivious posted:Ok fine, selling my house to go subsistence farm fungus out of a metal box in Montana. Goon plantation farm, revenues from selling weed -- more than enough to pay for all the expenses and upkeep. Just an investment of 10k from each person. What do you think? You scratch my back friend... and I will scratch yours !!!!!!!!!! Just one of many ideas floatin in my noggin....
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Goons have ugly wives that's why they are scared to post pics of them. Ugly lovely wife, stupid lovely cookie cutter garbage home they are living just to afford.... that's what they are using their crazy one in a billion fluke of existence on. And they think they have it made!! You'd rather shoot yourself than post your wife? oh my.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:50 |
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Paying for my house for the next ~24 years is still better than renting. Where I live it's actually cheaper too, but I realize that's generally not the case.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:53 |
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I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:53 |
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pay so much money in USA to live in gross house containing decades worth of other ppls smells, bodily fluids, and decay...idgi
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:54 |
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Nice try friend. AS IF I would be foolish enough to engage in stupid human traditions such as 'marriage'. Did you know marriage is merely the transfer of female property from one man to another?
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Retail Slave posted:I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you. The bigger your debt the happier you are
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Retail Slave posted:I'm only in debt 100K, OP. So gently caress you. Here we have it: A victim of late capitalism. As you found out the hard way, these institutions of Society that you are now enslaved to, do not have your best interests at heart. A law abiding man. A Good Man. A chained man..... Declare Bankruptcy, and free yourself.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:57 |
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I live in a apartment block that was built in the 60's because most of the proles were living in old barracks left behind after WWII and that poo poo was barely habitable so the government built a shitload of cheap apartments. Personally I think converting abandoned barracks into living spaces is a lot cooler than living in a trailer like some sort of carny.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:57 |
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What the gently caress is this ugly rear end piece of poo poo?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:58 |
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15 year mortgage or nothin'. Also, I locked in at 2.75%.
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Goon plantation farm, revenues from selling weed -- more than enough to pay for all the expenses and upkeep. Just an investment of 10k from each person. What do you think? You're crazy, man. The worn trail of millions of suburb dwellers is the one true path. 1. Graduate uni while binge drinking and engaging in general hedonism. 2. Boring job you hate, but are powerless to do anything about. 3. MORTGAGE!!!! MARRIAGE!!!!!! 4. Acquire debt by the tried and true 200%* model. (I recommend an SUV you can't actually drive.) 5. Have ugly, stupid kids who hate you. 6. Sink into a complete quagmire of entitlement, NIMBY, and vague discontent. 7. Get the inevitable divorce/bankruptcy. 8. Nursing home, whilst said kids are on the very same conveyor belt you are on. 9. Death. What man or woman could resist such a vision of paradise? * = Whatever your yearly earnings, take out twice the amount in debt. It is irrelevant what you spend the debt money on. Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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