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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



:yikes:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Androies posted:

Oh boy did he



Holy poo poo that tan line.

Also, my company just had a guy get picked up for solicitation of a minor. Guy was busted by the cops in a sting operation. Nowhere near the same level, but still, what the Christ is with dude's trying to get 14 year olds?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Something about the area around Allentown. I went to college with a dude who got sent to prison for statutory rape of a 15 year old and providing alcohol to minors. . . in Allentown.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

oh hey new pos-

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

psydude posted:

Something about the area around Allentown. I went to college with a dude who got sent to prison for statutory rape of a 15 year old and providing alcohol to minors. . . in Allentown.
Something about the Army as a whole. Pretty sure I already posted about this guy, but there was a dude in my unit who got nailed for blackmailing underage girls in sending him naughty videos both while deployed and stateside, among a few other things. His ETS was towards the end of our Afghanistan deployment, so he went home early, and as soon as he stepped off the plane he was in cuffs. He was a really creepy fucker.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

psydude posted:

Something about the area around Allentown. I went to college with a dude who got sent to prison for statutory rape of a 15 year old and providing alcohol to minors. . . in Allentown.

Well we're living here in Allentown
Where child rape and murder go down
Out in Pittston they have a good time
Using homes for rafts
And living in grime

Well Pennsylvania is a terrible place
An awful blight upon the human race
Hope that the nukes will hit there first
No value will be lost
From that place so accursed
And we're living here in Allentown

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:golfclap:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Androies posted:

So I woke up today with a great message on my phone. Apparently this guy I went to Language school and AIT with killed somebody while on weekend pass.





this kid think hes johnny cade what the gently caress

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
ive been in two units where guys were busted for kiddy porn and sent to prison for it, and those are just the ones that everyone knew about, idk why pedophiles like becoming soldiers so much

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011
Apparently most kiddie porn collectors in the military have Alienware computres, something like 9/10 who get busted.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
what do you guys think is the worst/most unbearable type of unit? i.e. tradoc, infantry, armored, artillery, aviation, etc.

edit: if you have some mos that only allows you to be in one type of unit, replace type of unit with military post

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

MPs

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Cav. The answer is always cav.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Always wondered if ADA was a chill branch on account of being so small.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Always wondered if ADA was a chill branch on account of being so small.

No. No. NO. HELL NO.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Engineer units are pretty bad because they can't make up their mind between trying to be combat arms and trying to actually be professional construction/engineering organizations. The end result achieves neither goal.

e: Does CID only employ 19 year olds? Every time I dealt with them in Afghanistan it was like talking to college sophomores working on an interview for the school newspaper.

psydude fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Mar 17, 2015

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
the real answer is every unit and post is the worst for their own reasons

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Fucitol posted:

the real answer is every unit and post is the worst for their own reasons

aviation was pretty chill

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Androies posted:

Oh boy did he



Why is it people with angel tattoos are always the absolute dregs of society.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Booblord Zagats posted:

Why is it people with angel tattoos are always the absolute dregs of society.

Why can't any of them ever get the tattoos finished?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

suicide bi cop posted:

what do you guys think is the worst/most unbearable type of unit? i.e. tradoc, infantry, armored, artillery, aviation, etc.

edit: if you have some mos that only allows you to be in one type of unit, replace type of unit with military post

I'm torn between TRADOC, because being based there as a real unit and not just passing through for AIT would be absolutely miserable, or Cav because, well, loving Cav.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Pesticide20 posted:

Why can't any of them ever get the tattoos finished?

What E2 do you know that can afford anything beyond the linework?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Did he have a sweet ride with rimz and a boomin system though?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
TRADOC combat engineer unit. You'll be training for things that you'll never use that went out of style in 1954.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

TRADOC combat engineer unit. You'll be training for things that you'll never use that went out of style in 1954.

It would be kinda cool to train for stuff like sabotaging rail lines and blowing up bridges even though you'll never use it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agznZBiK_Bs

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Was in a bunch of different units (medic). They were all awful and awesome in their own unique ways.

However my last one was literally the nation-wide detail bitch. Like the people you call to police call all the cigarette butts during the apocalypse kind of retarded.

TRADOC on Knox as a medic was actually fun because idiot LTs were always maiming themselves.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Painsaw posted:

TRADOC on Knox as a medic was actually fun because idiot LTs were always maiming themselves.

Truth

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

a ranger unit on a tradoc post sounds like it would be a lot of AWOL and missing gear searches and thus pretty gay.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Somehow I forgot to bookmark the March thread, so I've spent the first half of this month without army goons! It has been so bad.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I was in TRADOC and a cav unit at the same time and it was pretty gay. The only dudes that had it gayer was the infantry battalion in our cav brigade because they got laughed at for all the dumb poo poo thay they doubled down on to prove they were super hooah, and no one took them seriously. It was pretty unfortunate for them.

LeoMarr posted:

a ranger unit on a tradoc post sounds like it would be a lot of AWOL and missing gear searches and thus pretty gay.

When I got my broke rear end kicked out, the last sexual assault figures had the ranger batt at the highest sexual assault figures on post, with ranger training battalion close behind. Which is terrible because it was nearly exclusively dude on dude so poor infantry Joe rolls up and gets his bum plumbed by his new ranger battles.

Gay indeed.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It would be kinda cool to train for stuff like sabotaging rail lines and blowing up bridges even though you'll never use it.

training provided by the army tho

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It would be kinda cool to train for stuff like sabotaging rail lines and blowing up bridges even though you'll never use it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agznZBiK_Bs

I'd personally enjoy re-enacting A Bridge Too Far

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LeoMarr posted:

I'd personally enjoy re-enacting A Bridge Too Far

Start smaller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHVMi3LxZE

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



Fort Irwin is pretty bad. Tiny base run by the cav with a tradoc workload, and so far from anything it might as well be on the moon. They didn't even have the decency to put it in Nevada, so it gets California gun laws to boot.

Dream Weaver
Jan 23, 2007
Sweat Baby, sweat baby
I thought my unit was the black sheep of the Army but it just goes to show that all you fuckers appear to have it worse. Fuel for the win.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Ripped fuel can't melt lack of heart.

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



White Chocolate posted:

I thought my unit was the black sheep of the Army but it just goes to show that all you fuckers appear to have it worse. Fuel for the win.

Fucitol posted:

the real answer is every unit and post is the worst for their own reasons

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

Ask me about my knives
When it rains it pours, another person I knew from DLI was caught diddling a kid this week, thankfully he didn't kill the mom when she found them like the last one did.

http://www.king5.com/story/news/local/2015/03/18/jblm-soldier-accused-of-raping-12-year-old-girl/24946129/

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Reach for the stars, DLI. I was in a super long, nerdy AIT but all we had was weeaboos and bronies. Gotta have goals I guesss.

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