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I don't even put photos of myself on facebook. Government aint gonna faciallly recognize me.
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Branis posted:I don't even put photos of myself on facebook. Government aint gonna faciallly recognize me. Tell me you've got gold coins buried in your yard in case of economic collapse, the picture will be complete.
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Mar 15, 2015 04:06
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Obama's onto you guys.
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Mar 15, 2015 04:08
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beanieson posted:Tell me you've got gold coins buried in your yard in case of economic collapse, the picture will be complete. No its bit coins buried in his hard drive.
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Mar 15, 2015 04:38
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I need that t shirt .
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Mar 15, 2015 04:42
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:No its butt coins buried in his hardon.
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Mar 15, 2015 05:33
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beanieson posted:
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Mar 15, 2015 06:23
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beanieson posted:Tell me you've got gold coins buried in your yard in case of economic collapse, the picture will be complete. I have a prairie bunker full of MREs,ammo, and every playboy from 1980-2002, which I figure is enough for a years worth of jerking without having to double up on pages.
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Mar 15, 2015 07:04
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Don't they stick together after a while or is this an accepted risk?
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Mar 15, 2015 07:26
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Thats a risk you gotta take in post apocalyptic jerking
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Mar 15, 2015 09:35
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Branis posted:I see you can't grow a decent mustache either. It's all peach fuzz.  Because it's blonde. All hail the glorious Northern European bloodlines.
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Mar 15, 2015 10:08
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GunForumMeme posted:
looks kinda ginger to me pal
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Mar 15, 2015 12:44
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GunForumMeme posted:
scrape that wispy poo poo off your face unless you're gonna rock a handlebar
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Mar 15, 2015 18:08
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Untagged posted:Chillin on the Cop Boat to the left. 6/10 for a cop boat
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Mar 15, 2015 18:23
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Hezzy posted:looks kinda ginger to me pal I got told by Norwegian friends that the only way red hair got in to Nordic genetics was because of slaves they stole from Ireland. Micks aren't northern European, they are Micks.
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Mar 15, 2015 19:23
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JayKay posted:6/10 for a cop boat Ceremony and when we have to use it boat. My other one was better. I'll see if there are any pics floating around. edit. This one was way more fun...  Those blocks on the back decking were for agency issued .30cals.  .
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Mar 15, 2015 19:46
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I got told by Norwegian friends that the only way red hair got in to Nordic genetics was because of slaves they stole from Ireland. Micks aren't northern European, they are Micks. Northern European as in Germanic. Anything above Copenhagen is basically Russia. 
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Mar 15, 2015 20:11
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Untagged posted:Chillin on the Cop Boat to the left. So you're that 'little man in the boat' I keep hearing about. Bet you've never ever heard that joke before 
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Mar 15, 2015 20:47
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It's the gift that keeps on giving for like 8 inches 
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Mar 15, 2015 22:19
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My patrol car went up in flames tonight, electrical fire due to a lovely wire job. Looks like I'll be getting a brand new car though.
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Mar 16, 2015 07:41
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mmmh how convenient mr sad whale man
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Mar 16, 2015 08:07
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Whale Cancer posted:My patrol car went up in flames tonight, electrical fire due to a lovely wire job. Looks like I'll be getting a brand new car though. 
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Mar 16, 2015 08:11
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Yes, everyone on my shift is already claiming it was arson so I can get a new car. It started smoking up in the cab real bad so I pulled over and started throwing guns, computers, my bags etc into a big pile like a captain trying to salvage the cargo on his sinking ship. I'm really happy it happened tonight and not last night because last night I transported an EOD 3 hours west into the middle of nowhere.
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Mar 16, 2015 08:42
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Whale Cancer posted:My patrol car went up in flames tonight, electrical fire due to a lovely wire job. Looks like I'll be getting a brand new car though. Was it a Chevy by any chance?
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Mar 16, 2015 08:59
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Nice bit of Jewish Lightning there to try and get some new wheels.
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Mar 16, 2015 10:18
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Is the "evidence" in the trunk incinerated?
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Mar 16, 2015 10:52
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All the "lost evidence" is now in the vacation party bag.
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Mar 16, 2015 10:54
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Whale Cancer posted:Yes, everyone on my shift is already claiming it was arson so I can get a new car. If you were a captain you'd get a new tahoe every year anyway so there would be no reason to arson your truck with 12k miles on it.
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Mar 16, 2015 13:53
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So are you going to pass off the charred bones in the trunk as turkey bones left from lunchtime and nothing to do with that kid you ran over while you were drunk on duty?
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Mar 16, 2015 14:10
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So were you able to salvage the trunk fire extinguisher?
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Mar 16, 2015 14:22
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for real though the horrible wiring jobs ive seen in squad cars im loving shocked more of them don't go up in smoke
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Mar 16, 2015 16:05
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We have inmates do all our vehicle maintenance and wiring up lights and sirens, some would say that's a bad idea but others would also say its a bad idea.
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Mar 16, 2015 16:18
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What do you mean the siren randomly turns on and the ignition cuts out? It's a feature!
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Mar 16, 2015 16:30
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Believe or not there are two local fleets here, one done by inmates is great and liked. The one done by mainenace chief's cousin or brother or some relative is horrible despite his "tactical police fittings" shop or some poo poo.
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http://kxan.com/2015/03/13/marijuana-post-on-craigslist-lands-two-guys-in-jail/quote:AUSTIN (KXAN) — Two men are in jail accused of selling marijuana on Craigslist. According to an arrest affidavit, Austin police said they were searching for common terms used to sell narcotics in Austin and came across the following post: Anyone got an example of arresting someone dumber than those 2?
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Reign Of Pain posted:http://kxan.com/2015/03/13/marijuana-post-on-craigslist-lands-two-guys-in-jail/ One of the UC narco guys where I worked arrested a local commercial fisherman turned drug dealer not two but three times. The first arrest I guess he was still in uniform but the other two times the dealer sold him pills. I heard the third arrest the guy was like "do I know you?" then sold the UC oxy or some other poo poo.
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Branis posted:for real though the horrible wiring jobs ive seen in squad cars im loving shocked more of them don't go up in smoke The switch box in our crown vic was wired through the cigarette lighter because they didn't buy us enough cable to run a line to fuse box. The crown vic was purchased to replace an impala that was totaled due to an electrical fire.
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Was it a Chevy by any chance? 2013 Impala I don't have an extinguisher, used it up a while back and didn't get a new one. All my drop bags are safe and sound and still ready to be deployed. I keep those on my pocket duh. Whale Cancer fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Mar 16, 2015 |
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Whale Cancer posted:2013 Impala Interesting. I also had a Chevrolet with bad wiring go up in flames a few years ago. Based on this extensive sample size of 2, I think we can safely say that all Chevys are fiery deathtraps.
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A friend of mine who's a detective out here was bitching to me that they replaced his unmarked Crown Vic with a new low profile but marked Charger. Claims everytime he see's the local PD logo on the hood as he drives it feels like he got a demotion
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