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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
they commercial show a hb6.5 of approx 50 years of age tell you in some come hither voice that its ok for your dick not to work and other poo poo. why dont they have a dude doing that poo poo? gently caress viagra

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
gently caress with viagra

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

because it sells itself in that market. op doesn't even have an mba lol

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
What the gently caress is hb6.5

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Sweet Tea posted:

because it sells itself in that market. op doesn't even have an mba lol

only because i havse self respect!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Also probably cause there are like ten times as many straight dudes as gay dudes?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
because gays dont need to know about it, but marketing it to the gays would alienate some of their main market (old straight whites). get your poo poo together op

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

SHISHKABOB posted:

Also probably cause there are like ten times as many straight dudes as gay dudes?

more like 50:50

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
lots of Viagra experts ITT it seems

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax
tryna say goodbye machoke, try to wark away a stil crumbllee

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

uG posted:

lots of Viagra experts ITT it seems

viagra protects cyclic guanosine monophosphate from degradation by cGMP specific phosphodiesterase in the corpus cavernosum, inscreasing the power of your dilz

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Beige posted:

more like 50:50

20:80 if you go by sa's ratios

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Viagra takes away guys excuse for just being bored with their wife.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Sweet Tea posted:

viagra protects cyclic guanosine monophosphate from degradation by cGMP specific phosphodiesterase in the corpus cavernosum, inscreasing the power of your dilz

i will print out your post and show a doctor. cover the dick pills obama

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
E.D. stands for Ennui Dick

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
only straights have dick problems, gays have the immaculate penis

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gatekeeper posted:

only straights have dick problems, gays have the immaculate penis

Yeah, right - do gays even have "erectile dysfunction"?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

redshirt posted:

Yeah, right - do gays even have "erectile dysfunction"?

only when shopping

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
im sorry that you feel left out, op

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



1gnoirents posted:

because gays dont need to know about it, but marketing it to the gays would alienate some of their main market (old straight whites). get your poo poo together op

imagine a pill who's main demographic is decaying boomers with flaccid dicks becoming "THE PILL THAT THOSE FAGS TAKE"

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

Business Gorillas posted:

imagine a pill who's main demographic is decaying boomers with flaccid dicks becoming "THE PILL THAT THOSE FAGS TAKE"

yet you repeat yourself

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky
if you were allowed to have sex with a man you would never need viagra

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Lot of good questions OP but it remains unanswered as to what exactly, was his name

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Ruddha posted:

if you were allowed to have sex with a man you would never need viagra

finally someone gets it

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Sweet Tea posted:

viagra protects cyclic guanosine monophosphate from degradation by cGMP specific phosphodiesterase in the corpus cavernosum, inscreasing the power of your dilz

Lol it's phosphodiesterase type 5 you non precise scrub.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



its because taking poppers with viagra can kill you

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Bum the Sad posted:

Lol it's phosphodiesterase type 5 you non precise scrub.

that's true. *walks away with boner shamefully*

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
also crushing up viagra and snorting it will make you go blind and all my gay friends like to snort their pills, its a good way to take pills and better than swallowing/putting up butts


but mainly gay dilz need no extra power they are already the most powerful

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
If you are gay and your dick doesn't work you just become a bottom. That and things like cock rings are just like normal things in the gay community when they are "OMG, CREEPY SEX FETISH" in the straight community.

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
because men can't get multiple orgasms duh-doy

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The current Viagra lady is hot. That is all.

BigBoss fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 1, 2015

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Three Olives posted:

cock rings are just like normal things in the gay community when they are "OMG, CREEPY SEX FETISH" in the straight community.

you say a lot of really retarded poo poo but this is particularly retarded

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The target audience for Viagra consist of ancient mummies who still remember a time when gays were like the bearded lady of the circus in terms of novelty.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

If you are gay and your dick doesn't work you just become a bottom. That and things like cock rings are just like normal things in the gay community when they are "OMG, CREEPY SEX FETISH" in the straight community.

cock rings aren't a normal thing in the gay community, you tend to confuse things that are normal to you with things that are normal to all gay people

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's impossible not to get a boner during gay sex, literally impossible. would you sell a fish a snorkel?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it's because gays are real men who can always get it up

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


BigBoss posted:

The current Viagra lady is hot. That is all.



Don't think I would need viagra with her.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
somewhere in the world, former goon Microwave is saying "Mom! Godammint!"

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
gays already use a hell of a lot of meth

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