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Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Will Ferrell is going to blow up this 0-0 pitcher's duel.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:51

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:17

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

1-3!

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:17

GZA Genius: Jan 29, 2009

Great PFP Will

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:19

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

"I throw a slurge"

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:25

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

He's coming into RF for the Padres

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:36

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

It's just like Dodgers fans to boo former players.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:37

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Valverde gonna Valverde

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:41

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Oh hey, the Padres signed Jose Valv- *In play, run(s)*

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:41

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Valverde

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:41

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Mark Reynolds with a walk. :aaa:

and a steal. :aaaaa:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 18:31

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Manny Banuelos and Mike Foltynewicz are trying to earn spots in the Braves rotation. So far, they look evenly matched: both started a game today, both gave up 5 runs, and both were pulled after 0.2 innings

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:08

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Foltynewicz can't find the strike zone as a starter. I'm shocked they even consider him a serious candidate. There is almost a 2012 Cubs-level lack of quality depth in their pitching rotation and bullpen.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:41

JackssWastedLife: Oct 30, 2006

Seriously, that team is going to be just dreadful all around.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 19:48

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Rick Horton is in mid-season form. :shepicide:

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:07

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Grichuk just crushed one. He's having a great spring, I wonder if there is any chance he becomes the starter in CF over Jay.

probably not, Matheny loves Jay.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 18:42

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Freese being good with a bat would definitely help losing Kendrick

# ? Mar 15, 2015 21:25

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Tulo and Morneau with back to back homers....

aww yeah.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 21:27

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Denorfia Dinger! :toot:

# ? Mar 15, 2015 21:43

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

hey Tim Hudson pitched today and his ankle didn't explode, hooray.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 23:49

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Man, the camera angle for this Cards/Marlins game is god awful, every single left-handed batter is blocked by the pitcher so you can't see them swing at all.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 18:25

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Man, the camera angle for this Cards/Marlins game is god awful, every single left-handed batter is blocked by the pitcher so you can't see them swing at all.

On the other hand those are some kickass unis the Cards are wearing. Red and Green is a color combo not used enough in sports in my opinion.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 18:35

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

On the other hand those are some kickass unis the Cards are wearing. Red and Green is a color combo not used enough in sports in my opinion.

Yeah, they are pretty sweet.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 18:51

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Josh Harrison just avoided being picked off in another run-down

:laffo:

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:05

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Just watchin' the Tigers for procrastination. Martinez looks good. Verlander looks good (e: lol). But the Tigers do not - I mean, c'mon, you should probably be able to knock in a guy from third with no outs, or bring at least one run home on first-and-second with no outs (or second-and-third with one out). To be fair Strasburg is gonna Strasburg.

Xenophon fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Mar 17, 2015

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:05

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

FREE KILA

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:12

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Jose Oquendo posted:

Josh Harrison just avoided being picked off in another run-down

It was against the Astros. That's basically playing on Easy mode.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:15

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Ice To Meet You posted:

FREE KILA

# ? Mar 17, 2015 19:22

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I'll say one thing, this Pirates game is for the birds.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 20:59

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

The Cincinnati Reds are wearing red uniforms on St. Patrick's Day
:dogbutton:

# ? Mar 17, 2015 21:15

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Drew Rucinski, may be like #10+ on the Angels SP depth chart, looking fuckin' nasty against the Rockies. 5K in 3IP, 3 grounders and a shallow fly ball. Best start the Angels have had this spring, that was fun.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:04

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Assholes, stop feeding Trout low pitches.

# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:28

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Bumming Your Scene posted:

Assholes, stop feeding Trout low pitches.

Doesn't he allegedly have a :airquote:

weakness

on high pitches, too? Isn't that kind of a known thing?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 14:34

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Yes and he won't get any practice with high pitches because spring training pitchers are just working on getting the ball down in the zone.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:10

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Rickie Weeks is batting leadoff today because he has a dental appointment to get to. Is this high school baseball?

# ? Mar 18, 2015 16:45

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Bumming Your Scene posted:

Yes and he won't get any practice with high pitches because spring training pitchers are just working on getting the ball down in the zone.

Ahh, the ol' false sense of security for the opposition.

Start throwing meatballs to bad/borderline players in spring training so they get roster spots and then stink it up come regular season.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:11

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Angels have hit 3 triples this inning :eyepop:

Bauer looks like dogshit

4th loving triple !!!

# ? Mar 21, 2015 04:15

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Good Dog posted:

Angels have hit 3 triples this inning

Bauer looks like dogshit

4th loving triple !!!

I'm watching the game now, I'm baffled that Cron could get a triple out of that hit.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v50705583/laacle-the-angels-leg-out-four-triples-in-the-3rd/?cid=ana

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:01

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I might be alone on this but I just love it when the Root Sports and NESN guys do their combined broadcasts like today.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:05

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:51

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

rundown double play. God drat that was ugly, Cards.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 20:04

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