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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Former host of Dateline nbc's How to Catch a Predator Chris Hansen will be hosting a new television program about catching would-be homegrown terrorists. According to Mr.Hansen's pr manager, the show will revolve around a local internet justice group posing as isis recruiters on the internet. The group, called iifj (Isis impersonation for justice) will attempt to recruit impressionable people via internet chat rooms. The suspects will then be supplied with a fake airline ticket to the middle east. The subject will then board a fake commercial airline cabin, only to be confronted by Chris Motherfucking Hansen himself. Hansen will read off a printout of the chat log, and then fbi agents will proceed to arrest the suspect and ship him/her off to gitmo.

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

thats basically already what the fbi does to catch them except no tv show.


might as well

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Would watch

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElTgT35fZWs

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This is news to me!

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Why don't you have a :happyelf: right over there?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


This sounds sick, would watch, cmon op when is it premiering

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.
I've got a date with Chris Hansen tonight, OP. So excited!

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
What's the terrorist equivalent of showing up with wine coolers and condoms?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Remember how all the internet dudes were crying because that show made a pedo kill himself lol

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

I said come in! posted:

I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away.
What did he do to protect pedophiles?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Volume posted:

Would watch

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

What did he do to protect pedophiles?

off camera he let them bang 8 year olds in order to secure their cooperation with how to catch a predator

he sold the videos of the sex to other molestors on the black market

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

I said come in! posted:

I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away.

It isn't? :psyduck:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I can't find anything on the google

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

try this link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This will work this time cause the CIA will make these people disappear and we won't have to worry about them getting off on technicalities like on To Catch A Predator.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




proclick :feelsgood:

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

See,ms to confirm some thingsd.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
this is why child predators should wear bomb vests at all times

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
he's gonna get stabbed in the jugular by a ululating british teen in a niqab

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
We'll be like the FBI and offer some guys from the project 200 grand to do stuff and call it a terrorist plot utterly foiled.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Why don't you have a prayer rug right over there

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

donkey salami posted:

Why don't you have a prayer rug right over there

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

eenie meenie miney *KABLOOOIE*










that was the only episode

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i can only hope that he gets beheaded on camera.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
will the fbi tackle the dudes while they leave the airplane

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

he should make a new show called to catch a moderator

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I like how in to catch a predator they sometimes used the mission complete music from vice city when Chris walked into the room to confront the pedos

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

The Twinkie Czar posted:

What's the terrorist equivalent of showing up with wine coolers and condoms?

Showing up with wine coolers and condoms. :colbert:

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