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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Don't actually attack furries. Thanks.

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DashieSenpai
Dec 25, 2014

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

ask him what his fursona is and report back asap

He does not have one yet. Or i just dont know it yet.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blue Train posted:

brony spotted

DashieSenpai
Dec 25, 2014

Mercy please

Edit: Yeah i know im a human being. But it's not about me it's about him (Or atleast whats left of his older "Him")

DashieSenpai fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Mar 1, 2015

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

楽天市場-「My Little Dashie fanfiction movie」検索結果です。楽天市場は、セールや送料無料など取扱商品数が日本最大級のインターネット通販サイト・オンライン

DashieSenpai
Dec 25, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

楽天市場-「My Little Dashie fanfiction movie」検索結果です。楽天市場は、セールや送料無料など取扱商品数が日本最大級のインターネット通販サイト・オンライン

Ouch, that brings autism to a whole new level.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Give him dvd of two furries having sex. Tell him you're bros so you're not judging

Let him jerk off mightily to dvd many times

Then tell him oh yeah bonus dvd and give to him

Bonus dvd is furries pulling off.masks and are his parents

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

donkey salami posted:

Give him dvd of two furries having sex. Tell him you're bros so you're not judging

Let him jerk off mightily to dvd many times

Then tell him oh yeah bonus dvd and give to him

Bonus dvd is furries pulling off.masks and are his parents

well poo poo now I'm hard

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Blue Train posted:

brony spotted

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





A Wizard of Goatse posted:

what's the syringe for

cleaning ears probably. I got a thing from amazon that looks the same and it's just for cleaning out your ear.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

error1 posted:

Furry is a step up from brony though, let's not kid ourselves here.

no they're both equally terrible. and op, you can't change his mind. he just has no insight and probably isn't going to realize how horrible of a life decision he's making. get better friends who have non-nerd interests.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Get drunk and toss a bag of pool chlorine powder down a stairwell at their next convention

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

The Fattest PI posted:

Get drunk and toss a bag of pool chlorine powder down a stairwell at their next convention

Nah just show up trashed dressed as an actual bag of chlorine powder.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

big fan of corner dude who made his fursuit to always be rolling it's eyes and looking ashamed

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Aesop Poprock posted:

big fan of corner dude who made his fursuit to always be rolling it's eyes and looking ashamed

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

DashieSenpai posted:

Mercy please

Edit: Yeah i know im a human being. But it's not about me it's about him (Or atleast whats left of his older "Him")

That's disparaging to faggots. You should stage an intervention for your furry friend and by intervention I mean murder/suicide.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

kill himself urself

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

DashieSenpai posted:

he was a brony

You're friend was lost long ago. You're just noticing it now because you two can't clop together

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i dont think someone beng a furry or a brony is a particularly significant part of who they are. its certainly not impossible for a furry or brony to be a cool good person, and its also possible for a non brony/furry to be a bad person

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Ocean Book posted:

i dont think someone beng a furry or a brony is a particularly significant part of who they are. its certainly not impossible for a furry or brony to be a cool good person, and its also possible for a non brony/furry to be a bad person

wrong on both counts

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

wrong on both counts

hes a furry/bronie apologist don't get too clsoe

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I might be crazy but usually I watch how a person treats other people and handles difficult situations to understand their character and their values

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

and then you clop him off

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug

Ocean Book posted:

I might be crazy but usually I watch how a person treats other people and handles difficult situations to understand their character and their values

A furry/brony treats other people fine but treats animals as something to have sex with.

A furry/brony handles difficult situations by having sex with/jacking off to animals.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyCTT0qXhJw

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

donkey salami posted:

Give him dvd of two furries having sex. Tell him you're bros so you're not judging

Let him jerk off mightily to dvd many times

Then tell him oh yeah bonus dvd and give to him

Bonus dvd is furries pulling off.masks and are his parents

this is a good idea. it might work.

it also might make him even furrier.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
some very retro internet here

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

furries



not even once!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol if you don't use cans of mt. dew to illustrate the immense size of your dildo collection.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you're a furry in TYOOL 2015

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Applewhite posted:

lol if you're a furry in TYOOL 2015

Why what's the new thing all the kids are into

Is it banging robots, I always knew it'd be banging robots

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Help him to meet more friends and sport. That will help, it may not solve it but at least he will grow out of it faster. People look at furry fandom for a same place so if you give him one in a healty manner it will be just a fad.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Big Beef City posted:

actually attack furries. Thanks.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

you can run a quick test to see if its taken over his brain

approach him with an antibacterial soap and see if he runs and hides

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

His reaction to soap will probably be something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooAjI6yOhg

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013


that's uh, quite a collection

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
what is the cool new obscure fetish?

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

albany academy posted:

that's uh, quite a collection

That's nothing actually, google image search "bad dragon collection." Highly NWS of course

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I hadn't really looked too closely at that picture before but yeah the soda cans add a whole new level of horror to it

We might be looking at the lost treasure of the goatman, here

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