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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Postal Parcel posted:

Are you calling Kristin Schaal a man?

you know what i mean

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Oh my god "Maybe we should get you back to that camp site" followed by peeling off and leaving her in the dust before she could even finish

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


He really should have just broken into another house months ago.

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.

Kwyndig posted:

He really should have just broken into another house months ago.

Honestly he should have just moved the bed into the liquor store, it'd make things much easier in the end...

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
You can't just play with your YENGA all day.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


The parking monologue is perfect.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Her pronunciation of Jenga is the final straw for me.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

the part where he named all the balls in the bar made me laugh so hard

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Just like a crazy girlfriend, she's already moving in.

(Next door)

e:"Hey little guy"

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom
If Carol doesn't die in this episode then I already give up on this show.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Rocks posted:

the part where he named all the balls in the bar made me laugh so hard

I liked how one of them was called Dashel.

Liar posted:

If Carol doesn't die in this episode then I already give up on this show.

I'd love if every week he meets another survivor that dies at the end of the episode.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Liar posted:

If Carol doesn't die in this episode then I already give up on this show.

What's it like to have such bad opinions?

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Man Kristen Schaal is such perfect casting for this role.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Yeah, Carol's great, she's perfectly annoying and Kristen Schaal is absolutely spot-on in the role

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

twistedmentat posted:

I liked how one of them was called Dashel.

I will never not smile at a Terence Trent Darby reference.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

ChickenMedium posted:

I will never not smile at a Terence Trent Darby reference.

I feel like that is a very perfect Russo humor joke.

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom

twistedmentat posted:

I'd love if every week he meets another survivor that dies at the end of the episode.

This.

Like the Walking Dead, but with a higher survivor rate.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

lol gently caress i love this show

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

to-MAH-to

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


He's covered in bits.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
"Enjoy those tomatoes Phil?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
*tomato falls out of his beard

This is great.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I can't deny I would spend a lot of time stealing models from stores and building them in situation.

Might actually paint my warhammer figures then.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I am loving Phil's commitment to this Jenga tower.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

E the Shaggy posted:

"Enjoy those tomatoes Phil?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
*tomato falls out of his beard

This is great.

you're a terrorist

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Building your giant jenga tower using glue is cheating, have some dignity man!

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Oh wait, he was using glue, gently caress him

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I'd think Tucson would be a bad choice, as the whole south west has huge water problems. Though at the same time, with no one else around, that might vanish. I mean all those golf courses wouldn't be maintined.

If this was me, I'd probably head to LA.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kwyndig posted:

Building your giant jenga tower using glue is cheating, have some dignity man!

I was wondering how it was staying up, actually. Makes sense that he'd use glue.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Nooooooooo

Neon Knight
Jan 14, 2009

twistedmentat posted:

I'd think Tucson would be a bad choice, as the whole south west has huge water problems. Though at the same time, with no one else around, that might vanish. I mean all those golf courses wouldn't be maintined.

If this was me, I'd probably head to LA.

Anywhere else really would be nice. You'd think in traveling the country they would see places where food literally grows on trees with little to no effort.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Fire hose dude!

Neon Knight posted:

Anywhere else really would be nice. You'd think in traveling the country they would see places where food literally grows on trees with little to no effort.

Yea, and some place where the weather is nice all year around. I'd not want to freeze to death in the winter. California literally has everything you could need.

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom
Christ, how much glue had he used?

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
"You know I did this right?"

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah if I was going to be the last man on Earth I'd live somewhere by a river.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

thats basically me in front of my wife. "yup i did this and im awesome, give me credit"

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.
I should probably go wash my balls first...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


twistedmentat posted:

I'd think Tucson would be a bad choice, as the whole south west has huge water problems. Though at the same time, with no one else around, that might vanish. I mean all those golf courses wouldn't be maintined.

If this was me, I'd probably head to LA.

Well, it really seems like he was already living in Tucson.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Would it be going against the OP to bring up the whole "two people aren't enough to repopulate" thing?

One of my few tactical realism pet peeves.

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Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom

muscles like this? posted:

Well, it really seems like he was already living in Tucson.

Unless it was some lovely copy, he did have the Constitution, as well as a lot of paintings you wouldn't find in Arizona. So either he took time to travel, or he migrated there, or the writers are mocking me for over thinking it.

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