I'm shithouse dave ama

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I'm more interesting than redshirt and I have the wisdom that comes from being old and busted. Ask me anything*

*not guaranteeing a good answer or any answer at all really but you can ask away

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

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Vengeful Turtle: Dec 25, 2009; by Ralp

Would you bang redshirt irl?

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Vengeful Turtle posted:

Would you bang redshirt irl?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:56

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 250 days!)

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# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:56

bonestructure: Sep 25, 2008; by Ralp

i have nothing to ask, but would like to say that you are p cool :hf:

# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:57

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Vengeful Turtle posted:

Would you bang redshirt irl?

Nope. He'd probably quote star trek during sex and that would be weird. He wouldn't bang me either because trekkies don't like women over the age of majority.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:59

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Shithouse Dave posted:

Nope. He'd probably quote star trek during sex and that would be weird. He wouldn't bang me either because trekkies don't like women over the age of majority.

lol

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

How do you feel about the Moody Blues? They've been a lifelong favorite of my dad's, but I don't quite get the appeal.

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

do you resent people using the figure of speech "crazier than a shithouse dave"

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:03

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

how does it feel to be a gay sunshine coast boy

Wuts ur dick like

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:03

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

How many shoes are too many shoes?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:06

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Costello Jello posted:

How many shoes are too many shoes?

If you ain't shoeing it up like Imelda Marcos, then you ain't even close.

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Zeroisanumber posted:

How do you feel about the Moody Blues? They've been a lifelong favorite of my dad's, but I don't quite get the appeal.

I'm not really a fan of that kinda slow dance stuff. I like funk and big boompty baselines.

Iron Prince posted:

do you resent people using the figure of speech "crazier than a shithouse dave"

Nah, it's kind of a good benchmark for the line between "a bit weird" and "batshit insane"

moose face posted:

how does it feel to be a gay sunshine coast boy

Wuts ur dick like

I can't really speak to the gay bit but I like the sunshine coast. We even got actual sunshine this week. I have some friends who are gay sunshine coast boys and they seem to like their lives. Plus the whole ferry thing keeps us nice and low population.
I went to the sunshine coast in australia once and worked on a clubs AGM thing (RSLs and the like). They had a huge ballroom with six stages scattered around the room and afterwards they had "meter maids" in gold lame dancing on podiums. Real classy stuff.

Costello Jello posted:

How many shoes are too many shoes?

It is good to have an even number of shoes.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Same.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:15

Vengeful Turtle: Dec 25, 2009; by Ralp

Assuming you were in Doobie's Dog House (or maybe one of the upcoming franchises) which Doobie dog would you order and why?

You cannot decline a Doobie dog on pain of an awkward 3 way with redshirt and Aatrek

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:19

WINNINGHARD: Oct 4, 2014

hello, Shithouse Dan.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

How much can you post?!

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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

moose face posted:

how does it feel to be a gay sunshine coast boy

Wuts ur dick like

lol canadians

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:22

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Is it true the Daves of the world will one day rise up in a cacophony of blood and thunder? Will the Teds and the Steves of the world bow and suck our dicks before they are slaughtered and wiped from existance? Long live Dave?

Also if you don't like Conns better than Ruffles then gently caress you dude.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:23

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

csn i sniff ur armpitd

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:25

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

How terrible are you? Really.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:26

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Vengeful Turtle posted:

Assuming you were in Doobie's Dog House (or maybe one of the upcoming franchises) which Doobie dog would you order and why?

You cannot decline a Doobie dog on pain of an awkward 3 way with redshirt and Aatrek

The doobiest maximas, of course. Maybe a frito pie also.

redshirt posted:

How much can you post?!

how much wood can a woodchuck sport if a woodchuck is on viagra?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:26

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Jihad.

A jihad on Steves. gently caress you bitches. I hate when stupid idiots be like, "Hi, whats your name?" and I'm like, "It's Dave." "Oh hi Steve..."

Nah bitch, lemme stop you right there so you can clean the poo poo out of your ears, dog.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:28

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

What would your first act as mod in GBS be?

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Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

Richie McCaw is a human being, do you agree?

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Dave_Indeed posted:

Is it true the Daves of the world will one day rise up in a cacophony of blood and thunder? Will the Teds and the Steves of the world bow and suck our dicks before they are slaughtered and wiped from existance? Long live Dave?

Also if you don't like Conns better than Ruffles then gently caress you dude.

Dude that is supposed to be on the downlow!

Fetus Tree posted:

csn i sniff ur armpitd

Yes, but no touching. I'm really ticklish in the armpit. It also doesn't really smell like anything.

redshirt posted:

How terrible are you? Really.

compared to most goons I'm not that bad, but when judged with my irl peers I'm fairly fuckin terrible

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

You better not bad mouth my old friend Shithouse Dave.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:30

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

redshirt posted:

You better not bad mouth my old friend Shithouse Dave.

How do you get a nickname like that? ... "Dave"... Weird

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:32

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

Would you rather take it in the batty from ur step-dad or stick a baseball batty in ur mum's coot?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:33

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Seriously though I.... am redshirt...

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Don Tacorleone posted:

What would your first act as mod in GBS be?

I'd like to think i'd be a pretty hands-off mod, but honestly I'd probably hand out a bunch of custom titles commemorating posting low points.

Actually scratch that, my first act would be deleting my Facebook and twitter before SS realize i'm a mod.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:35

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 250 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWzB7jLjWww

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:35

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Shithouse Dave posted:

I'm more interesting than redshirt and I have the wisdom that comes from being old and busted. Ask me anything*

*not guaranteeing a good answer or any answer at all really but you can ask away

I hope ur OK bro.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:38

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Shithouse Dave posted:

I'd like to think i'd be a pretty hands-off mod, but honestly I'd probably hand out a bunch of custom titles commemorating posting low points.

Actually scratch that, my first act would be deleting my Facebook and twitter before SS realize i'm a mod.

same

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:39

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

redshirt posted:

I hope ur OK bro.

i'm ok. are you ok? i mostly hope you are but a little bit not, your funeral sandwiches sound pretty good

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:39

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Shithouse Dave posted:

i'm ok. are you ok? i mostly hope you are but a little bit not, your funeral sandwiches sound pretty good

Same.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:40

Contra Duck: Nov 4, 2004; #1 DAD

Hi Shithouse Dave!

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:50

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Shithouse Dave posted:

i'm ok. are you ok? i mostly hope you are but a little bit not, your funeral sandwiches sound pretty good

No of course not. I am death.

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Contra Duck posted:

Hi Shithouse Dave!

Hi contra duck! it's been a while! How are you?

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