I'm shithouse dave ama

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I'm more interesting than redshirt and I have the wisdom that comes from being old and busted. Ask me anything*

*not guaranteeing a good answer or any answer at all really but you can ask away

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Vengeful Turtle posted:

Would you bang redshirt irl?

Nope. He'd probably quote star trek during sex and that would be weird. He wouldn't bang me either because trekkies don't like women over the age of majority.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 02:59

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Zeroisanumber posted:

How do you feel about the Moody Blues? They've been a lifelong favorite of my dad's, but I don't quite get the appeal.

I'm not really a fan of that kinda slow dance stuff. I like funk and big boompty baselines.

Iron Prince posted:

do you resent people using the figure of speech "crazier than a shithouse dave"

Nah, it's kind of a good benchmark for the line between "a bit weird" and "batshit insane"

moose face posted:

how does it feel to be a gay sunshine coast boy

Wuts ur dick like

I can't really speak to the gay bit but I like the sunshine coast. We even got actual sunshine this week. I have some friends who are gay sunshine coast boys and they seem to like their lives. Plus the whole ferry thing keeps us nice and low population.
I went to the sunshine coast in australia once and worked on a clubs AGM thing (RSLs and the like). They had a huge ballroom with six stages scattered around the room and afterwards they had "meter maids" in gold lame dancing on podiums. Real classy stuff.

Costello Jello posted:

How many shoes are too many shoes?

It is good to have an even number of shoes.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 03:12

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Vengeful Turtle posted:

Assuming you were in Doobie's Dog House (or maybe one of the upcoming franchises) which Doobie dog would you order and why?

You cannot decline a Doobie dog on pain of an awkward 3 way with redshirt and Aatrek

The doobiest maximas, of course. Maybe a frito pie also.

redshirt posted:

How much can you post?!

how much wood can a woodchuck sport if a woodchuck is on viagra?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 03:26

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Dave_Indeed posted:

Is it true the Daves of the world will one day rise up in a cacophony of blood and thunder? Will the Teds and the Steves of the world bow and suck our dicks before they are slaughtered and wiped from existance? Long live Dave?

Also if you don't like Conns better than Ruffles then gently caress you dude.

Dude that is supposed to be on the downlow!

Fetus Tree posted:

csn i sniff ur armpitd

Yes, but no touching. I'm really ticklish in the armpit. It also doesn't really smell like anything.

redshirt posted:

How terrible are you? Really.

compared to most goons I'm not that bad, but when judged with my irl peers I'm fairly fuckin terrible

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 03:30

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Don Tacorleone posted:

What would your first act as mod in GBS be?

I'd like to think i'd be a pretty hands-off mod, but honestly I'd probably hand out a bunch of custom titles commemorating posting low points.

Actually scratch that, my first act would be deleting my Facebook and twitter before SS realize i'm a mod.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 03:35

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

redshirt posted:

I hope ur OK bro.

i'm ok. are you ok? i mostly hope you are but a little bit not, your funeral sandwiches sound pretty good

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 03:39

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Contra Duck posted:

Hi Shithouse Dave!

Hi contra duck! it's been a while! How are you?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 04:12

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

redshirt posted:

What's your fight record?

I once broke my pinky finger on a dude's jaw when I was 18 but that's the only fight I've ever been in. That alone probably wouldn't have worked, but he was kicked out of the party and thrown down a flight of stairs shortly after by my friends so all in all I was happy with the outcome. He really deserved it.

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

Can you please post some pictures of your cattes?

Current catte status:

HoAssHo posted:

Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me.

I probably wouldn't gently caress you, but keep your chin up. There is almost certainly some bottom of the barrel loser out there who will!

A misanthrope posted:

why aren't you as good as redshirt, op

redshirt is the best at being redshirt.

Gatekeeper posted:

on a scale of one to ten, rate your looks and your personality please. obv ten is best.

Shithouse Dave is an extremely good poster, honored to get this opportunity.

on a scale from Kathy Bates to Olivia Wilde, I'm Charlize Theron in 'Monster'.

Gatekeeper posted:

redshirt reminds me of that guy from vice who transfers to homicide and everyone in homicide thinks he can't cut it and won't close a case but he gets a big case and solves it like a pro and everyone slow claps for him and takes him out for drinks. Only with redshirt no one gives a poo poo that he solved the case and they continue to mess with his files and prank him at crime scenes.

same.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 20:22

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Tautologicus posted:

Are you friends with gunky junket? I heard it was a small island and everyone was real familiar.

depends which island you mean? i actually live on a part of the BC mainland that is cut off by fjords and mountains so it feels like an island, but I grew up in NZ which is some kinda biggish islands too.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 21:18

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

redshirt posted:

What's your favorite Sunday morning breakfast OP?

BLT bagel, latte and a couple hashbrowns. Waffles are pretty good too.

Anoia posted:

Drink of choice? Or what's your poison, as they say.

Actually favorite drink plus favorite poison?

Beer. I'm one of those pretentious craft beer assholes. Poisons is harder, there are a lot of great poisons out there with lots of different applications.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 01:06

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

what would u do if u pulled down a dudes pants and there was just a clown face blowing raspberries and looking around w/ big mournful eyes

I would whip out my phone and video it and put it on the internet and laugh and laugh until i spewed probably.

redshirt posted:

P. lame Shithouse Dave. How about throwing some eggs in there?

eggs for breakfast make my guts all nasty. i'd still cook them for other people though, eggs are mostly good for people and eggs benny is the best eggs

Profondo Rosso posted:

why would you decide not to have a penis

they're ugly. so are vaginas. I have a smooth area between my legs like Barbie and never do toilet stuff cause that's gross

Literal Carehaver posted:

have sex with me

nope.

redshirt posted:

Sorry I ruined your thread Shithouse Dave.

you are welcome in any thread of mine

afeelgoodpoop posted:

how many penis have been in your vagina

whatever the socially acceptable number is these days

a hole-y ghost posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many of your parents are disappointed in you?

my parents were pretty disappointed in me but then i got a cool job they could brag to their friends about so they're proud of me now. plus they only see me like every couple of years, so it's easy to pretend i am a successful offspring. also they have never read my posts.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 05:07

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Ghaz posted:

whats the best par tof being a major gbs celebrity

I'd like to hand this one over to grrlsweatshirt cause i don't really have any experience in this area

alt answer: n*ggering whores

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 07:10

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

redshirt posted:

How's it hanging?

my most hangy bit is my hair, which is over the left shoulder rn. it smells like cherry blossom shampoo.

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

Please list the other Daves?

Handsome Dave
Average Dave
Super Dave
Diamond Dave
Dave Indeed
Dave Grohl
Gimpy Dave
DJ Dave
Doritos Taco Loco Dave

theperminator posted:

Is it true that loving a sheep is a rite of passage in your country?

Yes. In my adopted country we gently caress beavers, but I am too old for this ceremony now.

Applewhite posted:

What's it like on the set with your other cast members?

See above answer.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 21:23

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

West SAAB Story posted:

dave grohl is an aids denier are you too shithouse dave?

i believe you have posting aids.

cynic posted:

I once had � BBQ with Shithouse Dave and I have a bunch of photos of her shoulder on my computer for some reason AMA (about OP)

I remember that bbq. we put chili and lime into crab butts and i had my bbbbatmaaaah face.

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Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

spooky girlfriend posted:

you're australian? i thought you lived in the PNW

I do. I lived in australia for a while but i'm not from there.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 22:57

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