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why would you want a piece of dry paper scraping your rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:29 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:15 |
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same reason i clickd on this thrd white guilt
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:30 |
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threaDS gay buy its neat to know u can use emotews in polls thanks homo fag op
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:31 |
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because I dont have sticky poo poo coming out of my rear end in a top hat because I have a half-decent diet
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:35 |
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Realtalk, when bidets going to be mainstream in the US
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:36 |
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Why would you use either? Isn't that the whole point of having underwear?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:38 |
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Ok look clearly baby wipes are the superior butt cleaning technology out of the two. Except for one serious design flaw: They don't flush. gently caress keeping a bin full of lovely paper in my bathroom or indeed anywhere in my home. And that's all there is to say about this topic.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:39 |
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I dont wear underwear
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:40 |
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I poo poo in the shower and use the jet nozzle to clean my dot, so neither OP. It also gives the added bonus of anal stimulation.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:40 |
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i wonder what aatrek uses?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:42 |
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Im not a dumb oval office who learned how to wipe my rear end the aspergers way from the internet. I use paper.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:47 |
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Bidet.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:51 |
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why stop at baby wipes just go ahead and wear diapers, since wiping properly with tp is such a struggle for your daily life.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:56 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Except for one serious design flaw: They don't flush. uh oh
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:57 |
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most goons should wash their rear end in a top hat in the shower, bare handed, touch your rear end in a top hat and check it out some time goons, this is how to get polyps and that weird second-buttwhole-syndrome goons seem to fall victim too a disproportionate amount
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:57 |
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I just have your mother lick it clean.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:40 |
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baby wipes keep the booboo stains out of your drawers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDIAmPR-Agk
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:16 |
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I've found that daily coffee enemas eliminate the need for both toilet paper and chemotherapy.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:18 |
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Use an enema bulb from CVS.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:22 |
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I generally use dry paper. (I spent 4 years in Germany, so American paper is quite nice). I also occasionally use wet wipes, but only when the hemorrhoids are acting up.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:45 |
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you can buy flushable wipes. they're p nice on your turd cutter also check out your butthole once in a while, you don't want to lose your anus to cancer or my cock ps im gay
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:46 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:you can buy flushable wipes. Even though they say flushable, they're lying. Wipes are meant to remain strong when wet and are made of mostly cotton fiber. Toilet paper breaks up when subjected to a nice turbulent flush. Don't flush wipes, ever. Just wipe well with paper and shower daily like every other non-infant. E: For reference I worked two years for a plumbing company and have worked maintenance (both as a technician and manager) for five years. Don't flush wipes.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:58 |
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Avernus posted:Even though they say flushable, they're lying. Wipes are meant to remain strong when wet and are made of mostly cotton fiber. Toilet paper breaks up when subjected to a nice turbulent flush. Don't flush wipes, ever. Just wipe well with paper and shower daily like every other non-infant. Ive been flushing wipes for like 10 years and have yet to have any issue with my plumbing
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:03 |
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Avernus posted:Even though they say flushable, they're lying. Wipes are meant to remain strong when wet and are made of mostly cotton fiber. Toilet paper breaks up when subjected to a nice turbulent flush. Don't flush wipes, ever. Just wipe well with paper and shower daily like every other non-infant. i googled this, and on other forums people agree. do not flush.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:04 |
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Avernus posted:Even though they say flushable, they're lying. Wipes are meant to remain strong when wet and are made of mostly cotton fiber. Toilet paper breaks up when subjected to a nice turbulent flush. Don't flush wipes, ever. Just wipe well with paper and shower daily like every other non-infant. Yeah basically TP is designed get blasted into small pieces from the flushing action while wipes do not.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:05 |
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Paper is for soaking up, wipes are for cleansing. I eat a lot of spicy food and drink a lot of beer. I also stand to wipe. AMA
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:03 |
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I never wipe but when I have to I wipe with plain 1 ply because that's how cavemans did it.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:04 |
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amityville anus posted:I never wipe but when I have to I wipe with plain 1 ply because that's how cavemans did it.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:10 |
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Well, yeah, but that guy still wipes 1 more than I do.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:17 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:19 |
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Inevitable posted:I just have your mother lick it clean. I too have his mother lick it clean, small world
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:28 |
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Red Suit posted:Realtalk, when bidets going to be mainstream in the US
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:29 |
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Cant flush wipes, you have to bag your poo poo like a dog.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:34 |
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Fascinating.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 13:42 |
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also, TP is cheap.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 14:27 |
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^ That and I'm afraid of clogging my toilet with moist babby anus wipes
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 14:34 |
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LeoMarr posted:I dont wear underwear leomarr: underwhere?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 14:35 |
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If y'all thought farts were flammable, you should light your lovely rear end in a top hat on fire. All the poo poo instantly goes up in flames and doesn't hurt your rear end in a top hat at all. No need for TP or baby wipes. Money back guarantee
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 15:07 |
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LeoMarr posted:Ive been flushing wipes for like 10 years and have yet to have any issue with my plumbing You've been getting lucky that they're not getting caught right at the toilet flange. They like to hang up there and if you don't have nice PVC pipes and instead have cast iron they also like to hang up on the innumerable rough spots and burrs in there too. Between wipes and tampons I get into some hilarious situations with residents who are shocked that they must put their lovely wipes and used tampons in the trash or else we'll rape their wallet.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 15:55 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:15 |
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has anyone posted how your manbaby baby wipes are loving up your plumbing? dont want to read thraed about poop paper
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 16:04 |