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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Yeah 7 games is nuts

6 is standard for spitting. Extra one is for already getting a suspension this year.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
List of (10) ten worst things in football from some Who Ate All the Pies link today:

1. Spitting
2. Swapping shirts at halftime
3. Not applauding traveling fans
4. Biting
5. Racism
6. Diving
7. Not shaking hands at fulltime
8. Leg breaking challenge
9. Elbow to face
10. Winking

So spitting is pretty serious and lol at racism being so low on the list.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Racism is too high on that list imo

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Judging by the FIFA world cup venue selection process racism is a good thing not a bad one

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Apparently Pedro Mendes got lucky

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol. Has evans been banned too?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

In other conspiracy news, Man Utd and Arsenal fans have been caught chanting sexist things at Chelsea's physio. Neither club has punished the fans responsible or put out a strongly worded statement and invited the victim to a match a la chelsea.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/05/abusive-chanting-chelsea-doctor-sexism-manchester-united-arsenal

This was me, and hell I'd do it again. Anytime she went on the pitch the whole crowd started wolf whistling. I cant do that properly so I started shouting crude statements instead

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

The Big Taff Man posted:

This was me, and hell I'd do it again. Anytime she went on the pitch the whole crowd started wolf whistling. I cant do that properly so I started shouting crude statements instead

I'm telling your fiancee.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

In other conspiracy news, Man Utd and Arsenal fans have been caught chanting sexist things at Chelsea's physio. Neither club has punished the fans responsible or put out a strongly worded statement and invited the victim to a match a la chelsea.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/05/abusive-chanting-chelsea-doctor-sexism-manchester-united-arsenal

Just a bit of harmless banter. Nothing wrong with lad culture.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

I'm telling your fiancee.

His hand was there with him

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Jose posted:

lol. Has evans been banned too?

Evans has yet to respond. I think he'll challenge it, judging by the statement he put out.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

EvilHawk posted:

Evans has yet to respond. I think he'll challenge it, judging by the statement he put out.

The sad thing is, playing ignorance will probably work.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

santanotreal posted:

The sad thing is, playing ignorance will probably work.

Hopefully the FA committee read The Ray Parlour and will have seen the video of him spitting irl

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

serious gaylord posted:

6 is standard for spitting.

this is also bizarre, considering Terry was literally found to have racially abused another player and only got 4 games

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Paddyb posted:

Hopefully the FA committee read The Ray Parlour and will have seen the video of him spitting irl
hopefully they throw him in a slow moving river.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

TelekineticBear! posted:

this is also bizarre, considering Terry was literally found to have racially abused another player and only got 4 games

You get a bigger ban for showing off pants with a betting shop on than you do for being a racist.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

serious gaylord posted:

You get a bigger ban for showing off pants with a betting shop on than you do for being a racist.

Well......

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

serious gaylord posted:

You get a bigger ban for showing off pants with a betting shop on than you do for being a racist.

Those ads are very triggering to the sponsors so it's only fair tbh, they're the realest fan there is, always stay in the ground the full 90+stoppage and never miss a game.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

The Big Taff Man posted:

This was me, and hell I'd do it again. Anytime she went on the pitch the whole crowd started wolf whistling. I cant do that properly so I started shouting crude statements instead

Kick taff out of football.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

In other conspiracy news, Man Utd and Arsenal fans have been caught chanting sexist things at Chelsea's physio. Neither club has punished the fans responsible or put out a strongly worded statement and invited the victim to a match a la chelsea.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/05/abusive-chanting-chelsea-doctor-sexism-manchester-united-arsenal

These have all been chanted at Samir Nasri, though

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Newcastle bringing in Robbie Rodgers on loan as he guarantees he never spits

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

African AIDS cum posted:

Newcastle bringing in Robbie Rodgers on loan as he guarantees he never spits

:captainpop:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




There's no openly gay footballer.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Paddyb posted:

List of (10) ten worst things in football from some Who Ate All the Pies link today:

1. Spitting
2. Swapping shirts at halftime
3. Not applauding traveling fans
4. Biting
5. Racism
6. Diving
7. Not shaking hands at fulltime
8. Leg breaking challenge
9. Elbow to face
10. Winking

So spitting is pretty serious and lol at racism being so low on the list.

What's wrong with winking?

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

beedeebee posted:

What's wrong with winking?

Ask Cristiano

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Brendan Rodgers posted:

There's no openly gay footballer.

What about Liverpool Football Club hahahaha?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

beedeebee posted:

What's wrong with winking?

I honestly couldn't tell if they were joking or not

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

beedeebee posted:

What's wrong with winking?

No place for it in the modern game imo

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

Newcastle bringing in Robbie Rodgers on loan as he guarantees he never spits

Lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Evans has been given a 6 match ban

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
cool now Phil Jones has to play again. cool cool cool

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

excuse me lady posted:

cool now Phil Jones has to play again. cool cool cool

Can't wait. I've been bored with all these low score games.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

excuse me lady posted:

cool now Phil Jones has to play again. cool cool cool

The New Baresi

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TelekineticBear! posted:

The New Baresi

The New Beckenbauer

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Manchester United's greatest ever player

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
This is going to be the first season since 97/98 that all three promoted teams are relegated

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Tim Sherwood.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

:agreed:

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