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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

the movie reviews were the worst thing but they got rid of those guys didn't they?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

the movie reviews were the worst thing but they got rid of those guys didn't they?

They need to bring back the fake IMDB things though.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

A misanthrope posted:

no it is good op

read zach parsons stuff

Yeah if you don't like Zack Parsons I don't even know what the gently caress. We need some new WTF, D&D? though.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
the CONEX Convict Connection series is still the best work of absurd speculative fiction I've ever read anywhere: http://www.somethingawful.com/series/conex-convict-connections/





wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

i'm just hoping my recent contributions to now-goldmined threads get the respect and admiration they deserve

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The ones where they made fun of the kids' science fair projects were the best.

POP THAT CORN!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The ones where they made fun of the kids' science fair projects were the best.

POP THAT CORN!

I think that was just a copy and paste from a fyad thread.

Sometimes when I see someone on the spectrum (if you know what I mean) I'll think "pop that corn."

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013

Applewhite posted:

They need to bring back the fake IMDB things though.

This, a thousand times this. The Awful Movie Database needs to come back.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Bregor posted:

Current Releases and WTF, D&D!? were good so of course they don't make those anymore.

no it was not

http://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/gone-girl-annabelle/1/

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

I dunno who that is but Vargo, JDub, and Clumsy were pretty good.

Maybe I should start posting in Cinema Discuhohohohahahaha no that is a terrible idea

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Bregor posted:

I dunno who that is but Vargo, JDub, and Clumsy were pretty good.

Maybe I should start posting in Cinema Discuhohohohahahaha no that is a terrible idea
They were horrible poo poo for the exact same reasons that Cinema Discusso is horrible poo poo.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i got probed for a week by vargo 😑

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I enjoyed Awfulvision when it was a thing :shrug:

But Parsons is great, I enjoy very much.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
http://www.somethingawful.com/fake-something-awful/fake-sa-list/

The fake somethingawfuls were always the best. I reread the one about fonts recently and poo poo myself laughing. About fonts. The fark one was funny as a reformed fark user and looking at this poo poo reminded me that "aint it cool news" used to be a thing people gave a poo poo about and now apparently that guy is basically flat broke and still making his website? I dunno, man.

I remember a thread of lowtax saying all the Web 2.0 poo poo wouldnt kill SA but it more or less did. Only one still making good poo poo is Parsons because he never really changed.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Monstergeddon is awesome, I wish they did more of those

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
bring back jeff k

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i like the spout.ly, barkwire, wtf d&d, and uh, the roamin dad ones

some of the other randos can be ok too

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

A Stupid Baby posted:

I remember a thread of lowtax saying all the Web 2.0 poo poo wouldnt kill SA but it more or less did. Only one still making good poo poo is Parsons because he never really changed.

Web 2.0 ain't poo poo

Also I go to happypuppy dot com for all my PC gaming needs

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

gnarlyhotep posted:

Monstergeddon is awesome, I wish they did more of those

:agreed:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

Monstergeddon is awesome, I wish they did more of those

yes

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
bring back weekend web

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
i remember when the forums found an offsite meetup listing for frontpage readers. basically gooncon but with a half dozen bizarro goons that didn't know about the forums.

it was weird.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Nipper posted:

i remember when the forums found an offsite meetup listing for frontpage readers. basically gooncon but with a half dozen bizarro goons that didn't know about the forums.

it was weird.

how do you not miss the SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS header

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Bregor posted:

Web 2.0 ain't poo poo

Also I go to happypuppy dot com for all my PC gaming needs

man I forgot about happypuppy, I used to download crappy games onto my Packard Bell 486 AND I LIKED IT

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

gnarlyhotep posted:

man I forgot about happypuppy, I used to download crappy games onto my Packard Bell 486 AND I LIKED IT

I will play you in Dune 2 right loving now

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

Monstergeddon is awesome, I wish they did more of those

GD writes them and he used to write the best music articles but got burned out on them. he's a cool dude

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

A misanthrope posted:

why? what do we gain by losing something

one thing less to bitch about.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Bregor posted:

I will play you in Dune 2 right loving now

*whispers* Could HEEEE bee the ONE?!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ancient Mariner posted:

GD writes them and he used to write the best music articles but got burned out on them. he's a cool dude

yeah he really is

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
the former owner of happypuppy was the 'my koroko wish' trans woman who sold it for millions then blew it on anime

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Itt: SA's frontpage's main problem is you have to click to view it.

Going to somethingawful.com should show the full front page story. Everything in the top bar is fine but having to click to view a front page means people probably won't read it. The front page should be whatever you have to click to read and the awful links of the day and other things spread out around the page.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Al Nipper posted:

the former owner of happypuppy was the 'my koroko wish' trans woman who sold it for millions then blew it on anime

peak internet right there

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

wait i need to type in a url THEN CLICK ON poo poo? f dat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Itt: SA's frontpage's main problem is you have to click to view it.

Going to somethingawful.com should show the full front page story. Everything in the top bar is fine but having to click to view a front page means people probably won't read it. The front page should be whatever you have to click to read and the awful links of the day and other things spread out around the page.

seriously who even clicks anymore? like 2002 called it wants its mouse back lol

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

POKEMAN SAM posted:

ban moose face

This is the only sane choice

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
don't even get me started on having to open my eyes to read words fml

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

goddamn motherfucker if it doesnt open instantly when i fatfinger my browser open on my tablet and feed me a pizza then it isnt loving worth my time

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Al Nipper posted:

the former owner of happypuppy was the 'my koroko wish' trans woman who sold it for millions then blew it on anime

:smith:

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Al Nipper posted:

the former owner of happypuppy was the 'my koroko wish' trans woman who sold it for millions then blew it on anime

omg.........

fond memories of shareware ruined

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