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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Would you reconsider your next abortion for a chance at a birth orgasm?

http://m.livescience.com/37039-orgasmic-birth-real.html.

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
Oops!
Things we can't find:
The page you're looking for.
Things we have found:
33 bizarre new species of ants
Earliest evidence of French winemaking discovered
A lost medieval city beneath the Cambodian jungle
A primeval underwater forest discovered in the Gulf of Mexico

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

only on the 404th one op

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Female orgasm, still a myth.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Dammit I suck
http://m.livescience.com/37039-orgasmic-birth-real.html

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Neat OP. This means it is very possible that we have both given your mom an orgasm.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Just close the thread.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Demonachizer posted:

Neat OP. This means it is very possible that we have both given your mom an orgasm.

No. 6 posted:

Female orgasm, still a myth.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

Oops!
Things we can't find:
The page you're looking for.
Things we have found:
33 bizarre new species of ants
Earliest evidence of French winemaking discovered
A lost medieval city beneath the Cambodian jungle
A primeval underwater forest discovered in the Gulf of Mexico

id rather know about ants than a vag.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ripping a women's vagina to her rear end in a top hat, incredibly intense orgasm.

WTF ladies?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

They stimulated rat vaginas.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the only time i've made a woman orgasm

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I jizzed when I was born no shame in that.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this surely is worthy of a proper weekend web.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Naw, a regular one is good enough if the alternative is hours of labour and stitches.

Like, would you reconsider having a cystolithotomy because someone told you there's a small chance you'd have a super intense orgasm as you pass those bladder stones (as they rip up and do permanent damage to your dick hole)?

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
would gynecological exams be less painful if women got real horny before them so they puss more elastic

F hole
May 13, 2008

I get orgasms when I take gigantic shits

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Is there a world where 34 feet long ants exist?

I want to meet one of those

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Ripping a women's vagina to her rear end in a top hat, incredibly intense orgasm.

WTF ladies?

christian greys last gift

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

F hole posted:

I get orgasms when I take gigantic shits

Similar, but with posting threads

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They stimulated rat vaginas.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I remember there was some TLC special where a woman who's had an orgasm having her first kid was expecting her second and was really obsessed with it happening again. She didn't cum when the second kid was born; she said it was still great and the new kid was just as special, but you could tell she was lying and would resent him forever.

Anyway, the kid's probably going to have to murder his sibling or gently caress his mom if he wants to ever make things right.

General Dog fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Mar 2, 2015

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

time to corner the market on life-size, baby-shaped dildos :twisted:

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
hosed up if true

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Wicker Man posted:

They stimulated rat vaginas.

I really don't know why this surprises you. Like 90% of science/food production involves some sort of animal loving

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Is making your mom come cool or ?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Is making your mom come cool or ?

If making your mom come is cool, then I'm Miles Davis

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I wonder the Blessed Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ, had a holy birth orgasm?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rambling Robot posted:

I wonder the Blessed Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ, had a holy birth orgasm?

it was her first one and she has no idea how it happened

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Strong Convections posted:

Naw, a regular one is good enough if the alternative is hours of labour and stitches.
Don't forget the other crappy side effect: babies.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I was a C-Section. :gbsmith:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I was a C-Section. :gbsmith:

couldn't even give your mom an orgasm

a reputation that follows you to this day

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vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid

No. 6 posted:

Female orgasm, still a myth.

You're doing it wrong

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