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Feelin' clean and  All you plebes and proles wiping your asses with rough 1 ply, pinecones and 3 seashells just don't know what you're missing. I can take a poo poo and my hand doesn't even have to go near my rear end. Dropping deuce and trading stock tips the whole time. Europe has us beat on making GBS threads technology. Time to welcome the new age of hands-free shits, 'Merica.
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my mom is Sicilian so we had a bidet growing up and one time when my parents were out of town i had a party and some dude came up to me and told me that the second toilet wouldn't flush
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Mar 2, 2015 05:34
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i mean why wouldn't you just poo poo in the conventional looking "toilet"
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Mar 2, 2015 05:35
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You sound like a poofter.
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Mar 2, 2015 05:36
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moose face posted:i mean why wouldn't you just poo poo in the conventional looking "toilet" I poo poo in conventional looking toilets every day. If I had a chance to poo poo in a different style of toilet (or a urinal trough), I may want to expand my horizons and give it a shot.
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Mar 2, 2015 05:37
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Grant DaNasty posted:I poo poo in conventional looking toilets every day. If I had a chance to poo poo in a different style of toilet (or a urinal trough), I may want to expand my horizons and give it a shot. i guess buddy was just looking for variety in toilets i've never thought about that
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Mar 2, 2015 05:41
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some real chat my buddy has a plastic bidet you put on the inside of your toilet bowl so it can blast your rear end w/ a cool stream and i just don't see how you don't end up cleaning your rear end with third party poop water after someone blows a violent shotgun turd all over the bowl
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Mar 2, 2015 05:45
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moose face posted:i mean why wouldn't you just poo poo in the conventional looking "toilet" tfw pissing in the sink at a bar bc the toilet and urinal are taken
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Mar 2, 2015 05:46
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kazr posted:some real chat my buddy has a plastic bidet you put on the inside of your toilet bowl so it can blast your rear end w/ a cool stream and i just don't see how you don't end up cleaning your rear end with third party poop water after someone blows a violent shotgun turd all over the bowl So it's like a poop fountain?
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Mar 2, 2015 05:48
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Grant DaNasty posted:So it's like a poop fountain? a veritable poocano
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Mar 2, 2015 05:52
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Francis Baconator posted:Feelin' clean and what if the poop needs a bit of a scrub to get off your butthole? and how do you dry it?
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Mar 2, 2015 05:54
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OP did you use the kind that's integrated with the toilet and has a joystick to aim the bidet nozzle for precision work?
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Mar 2, 2015 05:55
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use baby wipes
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Mar 2, 2015 05:56
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Anal blast from the past, poop I had once thought gone, appeared in my anus again at dawn.
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Mar 2, 2015 05:56
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kazr posted:some real chat my buddy has a plastic bidet you put on the inside of your toilet bowl so it can blast your rear end w/ a cool stream and i just don't see how you don't end up cleaning your rear end with third party poop water after someone blows a violent shotgun turd all over the bowl I'm pretty sure those hook up to the water line behind the toilet, so no poop water in your butt
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Mar 2, 2015 05:56
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its in the toilet so someone not fortunate to have perfect one wipe log shits is going to squirt turd all over the bidet which then blasts back into your butt
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Mar 2, 2015 06:16
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JebanyPedal posted:Anal blast from the past, poop I had once thought gone, appeared in my anus again at dawn. lol
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Mar 2, 2015 06:16
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moose face posted:my mom is Sicilian so we had a bidet growing up and one time when my parents were out of town i had a party and some dude came up to me and told me that the second toilet wouldn't flush When I was young, I had an Italian buddy that lived in an enormous mini-mansion. He had a bidet...I didn't poop in it, but I always thought it was some sort of foot bath.
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Mar 2, 2015 06:48
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Assumed this was a Three Olives thread
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Mar 2, 2015 06:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFRC37si8xw
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Mar 2, 2015 06:50
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i have a yeast infection on my rear end hole so I always use a bidet because it's more gentle gently caress wiping
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Mar 2, 2015 06:52
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Pics or gtfo
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Mar 2, 2015 06:55
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Francis Baconator posted:Europe has us beat on making GBS threads technology. Oh please, there's a bidet outside practically every restroom in the US. I'll admit they tend to be kind of low pressure but they often have two in different heights for kids and grownups, so that's nice.
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Mar 2, 2015 06:57
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I used an industrial sand blaster to clean my anus, it is dry and very thorough.
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Mar 2, 2015 06:59
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donkey salami posted:Pics or gtfo you want a pic of my yeasty rear end in a top hat or one of op using his bidet?
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Mar 2, 2015 07:02
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shoot your turds off with ricochet bullets
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Mar 2, 2015 07:05
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I love how it has a light so you can admire your work after you finish
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Mar 2, 2015 07:08
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ThePriceIsRight posted:you want a pic of my yeasty rear end in a top hat or one of op using his bidet? Both sound like good boner medicine
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Mar 2, 2015 07:11
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One time I went to an abandoned house party (Woo housing crisis!) And they had a bidet that we learned could shoot to the ceiling. It was cool.
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Mar 2, 2015 11:59
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Prof. human being posted:OP did you use the kind that's integrated with the toilet and has a joystick to aim the bidet nozzle for precision work? Shithouse Dave posted:what if the poop needs a bit of a scrub to get off your butthole? and how do you dry it? So far, so good. Prof. human being posted:OP did you use the kind that's integrated with the toilet and has a joystick to aim the bidet nozzle for precision work? Prof. human being posted:OP did you use the kind that's integrated with the toilet and has a joystick to aim the bidet nozzle for precision work? Prof. human being posted:OP did you use the kind that's integrated with the toilet and has a joystick to aim the bidet nozzle for precision work? Francis Baconator fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Mar 2, 2015 |
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Mar 2, 2015 14:40
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Just used the toilet at work. So sad my soiled sphincter wasn't greeted by a blast of refreshing water.  Non-bidets should be outlawed from public use. At least they have flushable moist wipes here.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:37
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Francis Baconator posted:Just used the toilet at work. So sad my soiled sphincter wasn't greeted by a blast of refreshing water. find a slave on craigs list to lick your rear end in a top hat clean and keep him under your work desk. problem solved.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:38
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Greatest orgasm ever. Try it.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:39
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moose face posted:my mom is Sicilian so we had a bidet growing up and one time when my parents were out of town i had a party and some dude came up to me and told me that the second toilet wouldn't flush This is why everyone thinks we are the worst Italians, things like bidets.
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Mar 2, 2015 21:21
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Oxwalt posted:This is why everyone thinks we are the worst Italians, things like bidets. my mother is a saint
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Mar 2, 2015 21:46
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moose face posted:my mother is a saint
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Mar 2, 2015 22:03
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Francis Baconator posted:with a taint And by the sounds of it, a dirty taint that needs to be power washed by a bidet.
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Mar 2, 2015 22:26
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she is incontinent
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Mar 2, 2015 22:37
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How do you then dry your anus area? Like my rear end is pretty hairy and poo poo and i'm not convinced a blast of just some warm water would actually clean it to my high personal hygiene standards? I also like to scrub my rear end and taint until i see blood cause then I feel pure once more
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Just used my bidet. Didn't even poo poo, just wanted a refreshing blast of cold water on my turd cutter. Get the office stink off my rear end. Not sure how you guys think bidets work, but you can keep the stream going as long as you want. Drip dry, then safety wipe.
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