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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Basically we text each other throughout the day. I always send we amusing pictures, such as people wearing crocs/fedoras and I often cut and paste my favourite GBS posts and share them with her. She's always sends a 'lol' and is surprised that people say stuff like that. Anyway, we've bumped uglies but since then see been distant, and for the first time in the 3.5 weeks I've known her she didn't wake me up with a good morning message. Since then I've:

Sent her a FB message saying good morning

Sent her 3 line messages spaced exactly 50 minutes apart asking how her day is going

Sent her some 'stickers' that she finds cute

Sent her a photo of us together in front of a tree

Called her phone, which rang off.

I'm really worried. Usually im told that I'm cold and unloving so I've been trying to be opposite and show my desire and lust.

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Buy her an account and link her to this thread.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
She's cold because she's a dime and metal has no feelings.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Alternatively use it for parking.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You literally called her a dime. What is wrong with you?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

drilldo squirt posted:

You literally called her a dime. What is wrong with you?

Thats originally what black people say to refer to an attractive woman, a similar phrase would be "10/10" or a "ten".

Please be more open to other cultures in the future.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

drilldo squirt posted:

You literally called her a dime. What is wrong with you?

Daym

opus111 posted:

Sent her 3 line messages spaced exactly 50 minutes apart asking how her day is going

Did you copy the original message all three times?

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
shes probably not a dime but just less ugly than the other uglies

InvisibleMonkey
Jun 4, 2004


Hey, girl.

Voted Worst Mom posted:

shes probably not a dime but just less ugly than the other uglies

Follow-up quest, is she uglier or less ugly than the homeless chick you tried to court? What about the sex-worker you 'caught feelings' for?

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



opus111 posted:

Anyway, we've bumped uglies but since then see been distant

It's simple: Your dick game is weak son.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
i recommend being better looking, more muscular, or having a larger penis

fake e or kill yourself i guess.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Have u tried a combination of negs and peacokcing OP???

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

serious norman posted:

Daym


Did you copy the original message all three times?

Nah they were all variations on a theme of worry.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

InvisibleMonkey posted:

Follow-up quest, is she uglier or less ugly than the homeless chick you tried to court? What about the sex-worker you 'caught feelings' for?

Homeless girl was hotter.

Lol sex worker? You've got me confused with somebody else on that one.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Skutter posted:

It's simple: Your dick game is weak son.

Maybe my it is but I made her come through cunnilingus so..,

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

NotAnArtist posted:

Have u tried a combination of negs and peacokcing OP???

How do you think i got her top off in the first place?

Update: still no word :(

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

better stop by her place with a printer, jsut in case

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I thought this was about actual money.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
She was probably repulsed by your schlong.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

We need more information before we can offer you suggestions. Pictures would help immensely.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

opus111 posted:

Basically we text each other throughout the day. I always send we amusing pictures, such as people wearing crocs/fedoras and I often cut and paste my favourite GBS posts and share them with her.

Your sending her my posts right?

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
Post the stickers op.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

you got ur dick wet op, chalk it up as a win and move on

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Blue Raider posted:

you got ur dick wet op, chalk it up as a win and move on

:agreed:

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
There's a perfectly reasonable and normal reason she hasn't been able to respond to you and it will make you look like a stalker once she finally sees ALL your messages and you'll be ashamed and heck, she probably won't like you as much after all this!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
OP keep calling her non-stop so that no one else can call her until she answers your call, or her battery dies from ringing for hours lest ye be cucked

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Post her picture so we can all get a better feel for this situation

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

timp posted:

There's a perfectly reasonable and normal reason she hasn't been able to respond to you and it will make you look like a stalker once she finally sees ALL your messages and you'll be ashamed and heck, she probably won't like you as much after all this!

This too. She probably woke up late and ran out the door and is at work or some poo poo and can't be bothered to get in trouble from texting all day. Or something equally as insignificant. And you are an overly attached goon who stalks girls when they don't answer after an how. You should chill brah. And this is advice coming from a guy who manages to gently caress poo poo up with woman on a whole different level.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

post your feet, OP

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

timp posted:

There's a perfectly reasonable and normal reason she hasn't been able to respond to you and it will make you look like a stalker once she finally sees ALL your messages and you'll be ashamed and heck, she probably won't like you as much after all this!

OP you need to break into her house and erase her messages before she gets home so she doesnt find out your crepey

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

JakeP posted:

OP you need to break into her house and erase her messages before she gets home so she doesnt find out your crepey

*in Jack Black voice* It's the only w-hey

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
Bitches love smiley faces

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
A dime on the scale of zero to a dollar I bet.

What kind of decals does she have on her wheelchair?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

In Spanish it means TELL ME

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
You didn't last long enough in bed. She enjoyed the mouth action, but the dick game does come into play. Vote 5 and move on. She'll either come around again or not, but you can't change the outcome by stressing.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Is this "dime" top of the line?

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Skutter posted:

It's simple: Your dick game is weak son.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Beige posted:

Post the stickers op.









JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
You gonna get laid SO loving HARD BRO!

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


I don't know what this is, but it's hilarious. Also no ring ho ho ho

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