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And no one gives courtesy honks. My new job requires me to make bi-weekly incursions into Southern Georgia from north florida, and as soon as I cross state lines it's like I'm driving with a bunch of goddamn savages. Someone merges lanes? No courtesy honk. Brakes? No courtesy honk. Starts moving again after coming to a stop? No courtesy honk. I'm going to need an amphetamine prescription to maintain the level of focus required to drive alongside these knuckleheads.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:23
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What the gently caress is a courtesy honk? Honking is for when that stupid motherfucker is trying to change lanes and isn't paying attention to your car in the physical space his wants to occupy. Learn how to drive redneck.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:26
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i gave your moms boob a courtesy honk
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Mar 2, 2015 19:28
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Bringing goodwill onto the road is for pussies and dumb fuckers. I cut everyone off and stopped using my turn signals this year because gently caress that.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:29
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amityville anus posted:Bringing goodwill onto the road is for pussies and dumb fuckers. I cut everyone off and stopped using my turn signals this year because gently caress that. i stopped talking to a girl because she drove like this. didnt tell her that though lol
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Mar 2, 2015 19:29
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1gnoirents posted:i stopped talking to a girl because she drove like this. didnt tell her that though lol So you're a pussy?
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Mar 2, 2015 19:31
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haha wtf
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Mar 2, 2015 19:31
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Honestly you have no idea how bad some people can drive. Try driving around in Boston, Connecticut, or NYC. Then start complaining about your stupid loving courtesy honks.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:55
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no one outside of your hosed up limp dick state gives courtesy honks, op
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Mar 2, 2015 19:58
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another quality redhisrt thraed.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:00
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1gnoirents posted:i gave your moms boob a courtesy honk Same.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:00
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moar liek redshitr
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Mar 2, 2015 20:00
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1gnoirents posted:i gave your moms boob a courtesy honk
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Mar 2, 2015 20:53
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I've never heard of a courtesy honk, likely no one north of the Mason-Dixon has.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:55
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Zeroisanumber posted:I've never heard of a courtesy honk, likely no one north of the Mason-Dixon has. we dont do that poo poo the south, op is tarded
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Mar 2, 2015 20:56
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by the way congrats on your job stocking vending machines op
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Mar 2, 2015 20:57
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honking is rude OP 
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Mar 2, 2015 20:58
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Windows 98 posted:Honestly you have no idea how bad some people can drive. Try driving around in Boston, Connecticut, or NYC. Then start complaining about your stupid loving courtesy honks. I'm the guy riding inches from your bumper in the left lane not honking, but holding down the horn, because get the gently caress out of the way idiot
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Mar 2, 2015 21:02
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Pawn 17 posted:honking is rude OP Maybe for the Inferiors & Histrionics who perceive it as a personal insult. In the south, it is a way for courteous motorists to provide feedback to those around them in service of greater road safety. ----------------
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Mar 2, 2015 21:05
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This is why I've always thought cars should have two horns: one that is friendly, to be used to alert someone the light has changed, to inform someone you're waiting for them outside their house, or to greet someone you know walking in the street; and the other would be the one we have now, designed to annoy people into noticing you. Life would be so much more civil!
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Mar 2, 2015 21:10
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In my life, I have only experienced "courtesy honks" in developing nations with lovely, narrow roads.
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Mar 2, 2015 21:12
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Narciss posted:In the south You say this as though it includes Florida
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Mar 2, 2015 21:13
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florida georgia line is a good band
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Mar 2, 2015 21:17
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if everyone did courtesy honks in a city it would be insane
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Mar 2, 2015 22:23
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There are a multitude of alternative, albeit visual, indicators of intent while driving.
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Mar 2, 2015 22:36
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BossRighteous posted:There are a multitude of alternative, albeit visual, indicators of intent while driving. Not all of us are blessed with the over-developed faculties of social awareness necessary to pick up on the 'visual cues' you claim to display while driving. ----------------
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Mar 2, 2015 22:41
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Narciss posted:Not all of us are blessed with the over-developed faculties of social awareness necessary to pick up on the 'visual cues' you claim to display while driving. drive yourself off a cliff op
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Mar 2, 2015 22:42
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Blue Train posted:drive yourself off a cliff op I'm already unwillingly hitched to the economy Obama is doing this with. ----------------
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Mar 2, 2015 23:10
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didnt know u guys had roads
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Mar 2, 2015 23:54
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The only time I've even heard of "courtesy honks" is when gabriel iglesias was describing driving in India. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbHLBwVWuEM&t=506s Are you Indian OP?
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Mar 2, 2015 23:56
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My army friend who rides a motorcycle tells me that he frequently punches out side rear view mirrors of people who drive like jerks around motorcycles
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Mar 3, 2015 00:13
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Saw the title and thought the thread was going to be about Tifton or Café Risque
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Mar 3, 2015 00:16
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amityville anus posted:My army friend who rides a motorcycle tells me that he frequently punches out side rear view mirrors of people who drive like jerks around motorcycles weird that your army friend would be a psychopath
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Mar 3, 2015 00:20
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Baracula posted:weird that your army friend would be a psychopath kinda surprised nobody decided 'well gently caress you too' and drove over him a few dozen times this is why cars are superior
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Mar 3, 2015 00:21
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Narciss posted:I'm already unwillingly hitched to the economy Obama is doing this with. The economy is doing great OP.
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Mar 3, 2015 00:21
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courtesy honks are for the third world and former soviet states where proficient driving is novelty
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Mar 3, 2015 00:22
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let me tell you, those people in [state] sure are bad drivers.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:courtesy honks are for the third world and former soviet states where proficient driving is novelty
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dMastri posted:I'm the guy riding inches from your bumper in the left lane not honking, but holding down the horn, because get the gently caress out of the way idiot Truth. Also if you don't immediately jerk your car into the right lane after passing them and scream, "IS THIS SO HARD!?" you fuckin did it wrong.
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