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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Who here sleeps with a stuffed animal?

I almost phrased this "Who here still sleeps with a stuffed animal", until I realized that was as ridiculous as saying "Who here still drinks water?". There is no "still" about it.

I sleep with a stuffed monkey that I bought in Taiwan. I bought it there because it was the Year of the Monkey. When I came back, I moved into a dorm room where a previous resident had killed themselves, and I started sleeping with the monkey because it was kind of creepy. And now, I've had it for over ten years and just can't imagine life without it.

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i havent had a stuffed animal since I bought a st bernard beanie baby in 4th grade you god drat weirdo. and even then 4th grade was a little loving old for that poo poo but beanie babies were all the rage so suck my dick

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

would you still call it sleeping with if it is nonconcensual?

rubbe
Jul 19, 2008
Never done that.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Your mom is an animal and I stuff her every night and then sleep with her

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Windows 98 posted:

Your mom is an animal and I stuff her every night and then sleep with her

Quoting a good windows 98 post cuz they said I couldnt

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I use an Elmo body pillow for posture support, and a flat dog so my knees don't bump together.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

peanut posted:

I use an Elmo body pillow for posture support, and a flat dog so my knees don't bump together.

Is a flat dog a real dog? That you stuff between your knees?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

its me.
Im the stuffed animal

Crop_Top_9000
Jun 20, 2014
I sleep with a body pillow

it's like a stuffed animal but way better because it's bigger

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

moose face posted:

Quoting a good windows 98 post cuz they said I couldnt

Same

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress body pillows just put a dead hooker in a burlap sack

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
no stuffed animal but proud owner of a body pillow. I hug that poo poo to death every night

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

no stuffed animal but proud owner of a body pillow. I hug that poo poo to death every night

Every loving night, nigga!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i had a stuffed cat that i loved as a kid and i lost it somewhere, it was really my favorite

always felt really bad for losing it bc it must have been really lonely

i never did care for stuffed animals after that

got a real cat when i was a teenager,and made sure to treat him very nice

i miss them both now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i have a real cat who is annoying as gently caress and sleeps in the center of the bed

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
pillows

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

My dog is usually nicely fed, but not stuffed, when we go to sleep.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 252 days!)

Universe Master posted:

My dog is usually nicely fed, but not stuffed, when we go to sleep.

at least for a few minutes

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Stuffed animal? that's a weird way to refer to your mom after i've hosed her

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Real cat. She's a cuddler

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Real cat. She's a cuddler

cat + EXTREME INSERTION

you're disgusting

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i sleep with a stuffed beaver heyoooo

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

Your mom is an animal and I stuff her every night and then sleep with her

windows 98 already improving

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I usually hang out at the local casino for desperate fat chicks who need some dick. They're animals in their own way I guess.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i had a stuffed armadillo as a kid. i still have it but don't sleep w/it

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

My sister-in-law knitted me a stuff animal just because. Now Humphrey the Hedgehog sleeps soundly in my matrimonial bed.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

if by "stuffed animal" you mean "gun" and by "sleeps with" you mean "hold in mouth while sitting on edge of bed" then yes every night

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i had a cool brown bear that was probably made in pakistan or some poo poo

build a bear is evil republican scum

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i sleep with a few stuffed things OP

they are called "pillows"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
also your mom

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

TEAYCHES posted:

i have a real cat who is annoying as gently caress and sleeps in the center of the bed

same

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



its an action figure

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i have one but it's a literal taxidermist stuffed caiman named eduardo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
we are in love

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i still have my teddy bear from when i was four i think its in the basement somewhere

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

My husband has a huge stuffed lizard. No innuendo, just a massive stuffed reptile. I steal it and cuddle it sometimes.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i have holy teddy bear warrior that watches my bed and catholic-themed decorative pillows when i am at work he's a silly billy but he's got a heart of gold

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



because the solid gold i store inside of him isn't an empty piece of paper that's made up moeny and actually just debt but i guess u wouldn't see that running in ur wheel

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