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Worst of Q1 2015 This poll is closed.
redshirt	452	34.01%
Windows 98	252	18.96%
opus111	104	7.83%
Plafop	113	8.50%
Ancient Mariner	54	4.06%
Don Tacorleone	47	3.54%
Tony Homo	60	4.51%
Waroduce	21	1.58%
IzzyFnStradlin	52	3.91%
Taint Reaper	168	12.64%
Tujague	6	0.45%
Total:	1329 votes

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Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Blue Train posted:

needs to be checkbox

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:30

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

You still didn't bother answering my question. As a mod shouldn't you actively be helping people post better? I don't know... isn't that kind of your job? I am not loving with you. if there is something you don't like loving tell me and I'll fix it.

I answered it days ago

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702361&pagenumber=6#post442147522

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:05

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

You are dodging the question. Saying I make good photoshops and bad posts is not telling me what is so bad about my posts. God loving forbid I try and fix it and make not lovely posts. But I can't exactly do that without someone telling me what about my posts are so lovely.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:07

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

You are dodging the question. Saying I make good photoshops and bad posts is not telling me what is so bad about my posts. God loving forbid I try and fix it and make not lovely posts. But I can't exactly do that without someone telling me what about my posts are so lovely.

Do you ever read them, after the fact? Just wondering.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:07

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

plafop needs to burn

e: plafop can eat my smegma

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:09

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Starving Autist posted:

Do you ever read them, after the fact? Just wondering.

Maybe you could offer some insight

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:09

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

Windows 98 posted:

Maybe you could offer some insight

yer pretty good as a shitposter but mostly forgettable hth

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:10

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

windows 98 i give posting lessons $100 dollars for the first hour 70$/hr after that

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:11

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

You are dodging the question. Saying I make good photoshops and bad posts is not telling me what is so bad about my posts. God loving forbid I try and fix it and make not lovely posts. But I can't exactly do that without someone telling me what about my posts are so lovely.

be straight with me: are you subtly campaigning ITT to win Worst Poster? youu're obligated to tell me the truth, because I am a Cop.

you can PM me if the truth is too shameful for this thread.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:12

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I might be

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:13

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

I might be

Now you're getting it.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:14

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

You are dodging the question. Saying I make good photoshops and bad posts is not telling me what is so bad about my posts. God loving forbid I try and fix it and make not lovely posts. But I can't exactly do that without someone telling me what about my posts are so lovely.

Lmao why are you wbeing such a carefag. Better leave some space on your twink bod for a 2015 tatt at this rate breh.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:15

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

plaflop seems like a gimmick to me, I don't think he should count.

I want to nominate either Tony Homo for the loving hilarious serious post he made about him being a real poo poo 23 year old law grad that you don't want to mess with (and his post in this thread and others that just contains mocking smilies), or The Taint Reaper for starting threads with zero content just to see if they'll stick.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:21

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Windows 98 posted:

You are dodging the question. Saying I make good photoshops and bad posts is not telling me what is so bad about my posts. God loving forbid I try and fix it and make not lovely posts. But I can't exactly do that without someone telling me what about my posts are so lovely.

Look at your posts in this thread. Is anyone else on that poll making similar posts?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:23

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I don't think anyone else gives a poo poo about improving their content? Why would I want to continue being considered lovely? Why would anyone else even want me to continue being lovely?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:25

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

windows 98 you arent a bad poster and you are a good person but you dont "get" ~~fyad~~ gbs sometimes. its one of those things where if someone has to explain it to you that is the problem

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:26

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

I don't think anyone else gives a poo poo about improving their content? Why would I want to continue being considered lovely? Why would anyone else even want me to continue being lovely?

god drat just shut up

and you were wondering why you're on the list

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:27

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

hes not SE, but hes obviously a Special Edition

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:30

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

I think instead of nominating people to be added, we should nominate a person to take the winner's place on the poll for the next round.

So for example when redshirt wins some else (like Tezzor) gets put up there instead. That way, goons can vote for the new person if they want.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:31

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Windows 98 posted:

I don't think anyone else gives a poo poo about improving their content? Why would I want to continue being considered lovely? Why would anyone else even want me to continue being lovely?

The point is that a lot of your posts are whining and like, asking for forgiveness or something and worrying too much about what people on the internet think of you. And I'm not just talking about in this thread.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:32

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Windows 98 posted:

Gnarly, I was semi serious though about what I said earlier. I mean I roll with the punches and all, this is a comedy forum so I am not butthurt that I am on there. I guess I was just curious what exactly about my posting is so lovely. As I said before, I will 100% give you that my life decisions are unbelievably mockable and I am a giant goon of a human being. But aside from one thread that turned into a poo poo storm of over sharing about my life, I don't really think my posts are all that bad. I suppose you could say I am permanently branded by that thread. But honestly other than some poo poo posting I don't really see my posts as that obnoxious. If you disagree, let me know exactly what I am doing that seems to be sitting sideways with the rest of the forum. And I mean that sincerely. I like posting on SA, and if real constructive criticism about my posting can be given then I will try to make changes to be more of a tolerable person. And I mean constructive. Even though I already know people will be quoting this just to call me gay and poo poo post. I roll with the punches and take the mocking like a man. But I kind of assumed that was a lot of people just poo poo posting for the sake of an easy joke or an easy insult. I didn't realize people were truly annoyed by my posts.

Whatever. Not to be all melodramatic about it. But I like being a member here and it kind of sucks to be thought of as an outcast. I'd rather change how I post than continue on being the butt of every joke in every thread.

self-consciousness + self-unawareness is a huge symptom of the same :spergin:

that makes you a bad poster to begin with

just be less sperg, there's my posting advice hope it helps

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:32

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Yeah, self-conciousness, that sums it up.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:33

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Like, pretend someone you don't know wrote that post instead of you, and read it. Maybe this will help you understand.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:35

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

For GBS's consideration:

Tony Homo posted:

Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. Do you really want to get into an arguement with me?

Tony Homo posted:

Can you quit trying to misspell words you loving douche.

Tony Homo posted:

Thanks for the advice of "try whatever and see what you like"

Tony Homo posted:

Who's the bitch who can't afford a few bucks. Get a job so you don't have to wait for allowance day

Tony Homo posted:

Get a job you poor

Tony Homo posted:

Do you have a growing itch to rape underage girls yet

Tony Homo posted:

It's like when thugs wear these fake 200 carat looking earrings and fake thick gold chains around where I work. Hood rats love ballers or the appearance of balling. In short: it's a young girl pussy magnet

Tony Homo posted:

You piece of shiat

Tony Homo posted:

THIS THIS THIS

Tony Homo posted:

When i stuck my cock in a woman who wasn't my wife and got her pregnant. Divorce followed

Tony Homo posted:

I'm also willing to leave my wife and travel to another state to hook up with a forum member of the same or opposite sex

Tony Homo posted:

On the contrary. I've been told I'm very persistent. Plus I could kick your rear end in a real fight then afterwards rape your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:35

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Reading this thread is like watching a roomful of fifth graders argue about Pokemon, except instead of being cool little monsters the Pokemon are just backlit clouds of basically anonymous words scattered along a vague timeline.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:35

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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why are we letting windows 98 actively campaign in this thread

should be neutral ground imo

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:35

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

HoboZero posted:

Reading this thread is like watching a roomful of fifth graders argue about Pokemon, except instead of being cool little monsters the Pokemon are just backlit clouds of basically anonymous words scattered along a vague timeline.

*punch* stop nominating yourself *punch* stop nominating yourself *punch* stop nominating yourself *punch* stop nominating yourself *punch* stop nominating yourself

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:36

sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Don't put don taco on this list when tezzor and kinkshamer are excluded... thank you

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:36

sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

I'm not friends with Dan Tacoleon but IMO, he's not that bad. Gay as hell but not that bad

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:37

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

No one has even mentioned Psyopmonkey

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:37

Ancient Mariner: Jan 14, 2015; by Lowtax

I feel so honored.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:38

Ancient Mariner: Jan 14, 2015; by Lowtax

relentlessly probate redshirt, gass doobie threads, murder windows 98 with a shovel

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:39

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 251 days!)

but make sure it works with a built in vlc codec

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:40

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm more goon than you'll ever be

i have no idea what you weigh like i feel like this is probably literally true

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:41

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

Windows 98 posted:

No one has even mentioned Psyopmonkey

Psyopmonkey is leagues ahead of many imo

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:41

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

HoboZero posted:

Reading this thread is like watching a roomful of fifth graders argue about Pokemon, except instead of being cool little monsters the Pokemon are just backlit clouds of basically anonymous words scattered along a vague timeline.

and you're the guy who scorns the whole discussion because you think digimon is cooler

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:42

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Why are you all so wrong Ancient Mariner has never made a decent post is full on white noise.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:42

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

dougdrums posted:

For GBS's consideration:

Ok I'm convinced

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:42

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Windows 98 posted:

No one has even mentioned Psyopmonkey

Oh God, yeah, how has this not happened?

I nominate Psyopmonkey

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:43

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:30

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

poo poo, why did I vote already? Any chance my Windows 98 vote can get switched out?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:46

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