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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Thanks to modern graphics technology you can finally interact with characters as realistic and detailed as those in the Dire Straits' Money for Nothing music video.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A bakery simulator where you have to successfully combine authentic virtual 3D ingredients and then bake them, real time. Flippant capricious customers will demand perfection from you as you sweat and strain to provide them with breads and sweet rolls. Custom Culture3D allows you to transition to different times and places such as Poland, where the Paczki reigns supreme! Or to beautiful Czechoslovakia to make poppy seed kolachis.
Enter in online baking competitions to prove you have the power to win, and unlock key ingrediants such as sugar by virtually calling a delivery company and hassling them to give you the goods and services you've paid for through the virtual coins you can buy in the in game store.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A flight simulator where you can finally fly all the different planes of the Luftwaffe! Shoot down allied aircraft in the most realistic air combat ever simulated!
CD shipped in a discreet package so your neighbors won't know you're a white supremacist.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sadomasochism simulator where you have to get down on all fours and bark for your mistress. BARK YOU TRASH!
Comes with riding crop and spiked collar peripherals.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is it art? Is it fantasy? You can do it all in extremely new "Virtual Loom" for your 3D system!
Clip temples. Double warp beam upgrades and authentic name brand loom replacement treadles are all here in full, glorious detail. Design and weave your own textiles, then sell them in the virtual bazaar to gloriously swarthy fellow loom masters. Nothing is impossible in "Virtual Loom". SMELL THE LANOLIN!!!

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



EXisTenZ or however you spell it gently caress you mister cronenberg

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's a virtual wargame miniature painting simulator featuring branded figurines from FASA's Battletech, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, and those weird Napoleonic figures that I've never actually seen in real life brought together at last where you can prime them, dry them, then detail them in REAL TIME with a wide variety of most colors. Custom decals let you easily let people know that this is YOUR work with a display in the online gaming store. You'll be able to peruse dozens of cheaply lit glass cabinets of other peoples figurines and favorite dice. Haggle with the store owner for good prices on more figurines but don't get too rowdy or you'll get kicked out of Show And Tell nite!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Sonic fandom simulator lets you draw, color and share your own fanart! Go online and interact with other players, where art and stories are posted in a virtual gallery you can navigate like a real museum!
Customize your avatar with your choice of six colors and two body types (tails/gay tails).

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

Poniard posted:

EXisTenZ or however you spell it gently caress you mister cronenberg

signed

Virtual Housework 2.1 (2.0 had a few problems with adjusting for your GPS coordenants so everyone could just chide the barely-paid workers into doing their part) - Based upon your location, you will have to do upkeep on your dwelling of choice. Van, Truck, Condo, Townhouse, or even a real house. But fear not - you are not a part of an evil HoA. You are expected to do (or pay for) all of the work yourself. Experience the true joy of home ownership when picking a neighbors busted tree limb out of your windshield. Experience the joy of pet ownership in only the ways lawns can deduce. The first 50 signups for your area are free* (but you still need to buy your own tools).

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kayak Pro takes you beyond reality with its in your face portrayal of a small freshwater lake. You'll paddle from one dock to the other and get to take in the beauty of the trees growing around a small mid-western lake and see various cottages like never before with the improved TruLake technology. Earn upgrades to customize the bow of your kayak and score free yearly boat registration by completing thrilling challenges such as 'find the frog' and 'count the bass'.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual camp lets you experience all the fun of camp!
Sleep in a tent!
Flee from bears!
Customize your bedroll!
Sexy times?

Comes with poison ivy peripheral.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Virtual Eating Competition Simulator 2054

Compete with your rivals in becoming the greatest protein-slurry eater of all time! Use your stardom to build fan-support and improve your stats between matches! Test your gastrointestinal fortitude as failing contestants are dragged screaming into the "reprocessing" sector before the next round begins!

How much "Beaf" can you eat before succumbing to the horrors of our dystopian wasteland?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

virtual game creator features the best, the worst, and the all of game creation.

you'll start off tightening up the graphics on level three but you can achieve:
* transgenderism
* complete mindfuckery
* inability to relate and/or converse with other human beings
* your very own "Scrabble" clone available for Blackberry

comes with literature and your ten-year plan to grow your own boobs and remove the evil penis and testosterone from your body

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual bedroom. See your dream bedroom come to life!
Customizable bed designs. Everything from bunk beds to trundle beds to hammocks and more! Design your own sheets or choose from thousands of patterns available in the online shop.
Desks, nightstands and other furniture modeled after real products available from top retailers!
Now with body pillow DLC that gives you your choice of two body pillow designs (Tails/Gay Tails).

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Man faces death on himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXN4g4r8zk

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Virtual posting ITT

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Tits. Look down and see tits. Jiggle physics to be added in next update.
Comes with silicone tits peripheral.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings.

Available holidays: Christmas, Easter, St Patrick's Day and Thanksgiving.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the future is now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_ENDFNOwI

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can't get enough of that wonderful stuff?
We've got the game for you. "Home Brewer Fantasy" brings home the bacon with its award winning airlock simulator realism. You will boil virtual wart and patiently watch carboys for weeks in real time stunning 3D basement closets. Nothing can be closer to reality as you struggle to impress online friends with the quality of your brew while balancing a relationship. Mead multi-pack available for purchase in game.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Miner.
Fed up with the easy, unrealistic mining in games like Minecraft?
Now you can work in a real virtual mine! Walk hunched over in a cramped, dark, poorly ventilated environment. Each swing of your pickaxe only chips away a fist-sized chunk of stone. After eight hours of back breaking labor to collect a few meager handfuls of ore, return to your bunk for a night's sleep before starting over the next day!
Comes with miner helmet and realistically weighted pickaxe peripherals.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Small Penis Simulator.
Look down and see you have a small penis.

NVM the goggles weren't on...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Applewhite posted:

Virtual Miner.
Fed up with the easy, unrealistic mining in games like Minecraft?
Now you can work in a real virtual mine! Walk hunched over in a cramped, dark, poorly ventilated environment. Each swing of your pickaxe only chips away a fist-sized chunk of stone. After eight hours of back breaking labor to collect a few meager handfuls of ore, return to your bunk for a night's sleep before starting over the next day!
Comes with miner helmet and realistically weighted pickaxe peripherals.

*frustrated mom on infomercial*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Parrot training simulator plus
The birdman cometh

It's hard to train a parrot, and they are needy, loathsome things. But with Parrot Training Simulator Plus you can be sure to raise a good non-violent pet. Your parrot will wretch and screech for hours, or maybe even days as you train it! Eventually you can take it to enough shows to replace the furniture that it destroys as it learns and grows. Once your 50 year commitment to a virtual bird pays off and it finally kills itself, pulls its own feathers off, and starves itself to death, loudly, out of stress, you can start again with a new bonus bird theme pack.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Virtual reality laying in bed past noon on Tuesday eating cold Spaghetti-Os

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Fruit on the Bottom Yogurt Simulator. You're the fruit! Who will eat you today? Will they dig down from the bottom? Or be one of those weirdos who stirs it all up? ADVENTURE AWAITS!

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
It's an MMO, you are all voices inside the head of an individual and you need to control him to do different tasks.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BossRighteous posted:

being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird.

Here.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

OF COURSE IT HAPPENS IN VEGETABLES NOTHING COOL LIKE PIZZA GODDAMMIT

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
a vr headset that constricts like a vice and smashes your dumb loving melon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nearly seven different faux wood flooring choices excite your senses and the all new brad nailing Xtreme system bring installing laminate floors to a whole new level in "Floor specialist". Engage in heated duels with competitors as you install the finest floors in the most decent of houses. Who has the best trim options? Who can do more for less? Which veneer will guide YOUR destiny as a "Floor specialist"?
Almost 4 contracts await you as you level up your air compressor with SuperTru brad nailing feedback and custom cabinetry options as you struggle to make a house a home.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

Nearly seven different faux wood flooring choices excite your senses and the all new brad nailing Xtreme system bring installing laminate floors to a whole new level in "Floor specialist". Engage in heated duels with competitors as you install the finest floors in the most decent of houses. Who has the best trim options? Who can do more for less? Which veneer will guide YOUR destiny as a "Floor specialist"?
Almost 4 contracts await you as you level up your air compressor with SuperTru brad nailing feedback and custom cabinetry options as you struggle to make a house a home.

You have a fridgidaire.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

KitchenAid actually. Why, am I missing something?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ghost hunter. It's like duck hunt only the duck sprites have been replaced with ghosts and the laughing dog is always laughing no matter what.

SlimeQ SlimeDogg
Mar 2, 2015

BossRighteous posted:

being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird.

Integrated audio-visual analysis technology tracks your motion sickness in real time! Seed fractals based on seemingly minute details like the blueness of your lower face, small belches/gags, the frequency of key phrases like "oh god", "please, no!", "make it stop!", "what the gently caress?!" and many more! Challenge friends and compete in global leader boards to prove who has an iron stomach and who's is merely aluminum!

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
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