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FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

- Blind and deaf simulation. Patented virtual reality software that accurately simulates the inability to see or hear anything.

- Experience what its like to be a stroke victim! This startling experrrrnce will begin wixh a jf and jfhdf kdfi irlksm nfjd lsdkf.

- You are John Carmack. Sit in a dark room, alone, pouring your very being into new technology that succeeds only in displaying giant pixels and making 80% of your users motion sick.

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
porn

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
DIY colonoscopy now in 3D!

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
I want to zoom through a 3D wireframe model of the forums while I shitpost. I want to leave meatspace behind and become a garbage idiot of pure data

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
AR card recognition to make Magic: the Gathering more like that chess game on the millennium falcon

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
VR support for Auti-Sim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e92Q5xYm0Y

With added trains and Sonic DLC!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What about 4D dicks?

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

redshirt posted:

What about 4D dicks?

why stop at four? hyper trans dimensional dicks. dicks beyond the event horizon. dicks loving wormholes. calabi-yau dicks.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

it's always porn

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

why stop at four? hyper trans dimensional dicks. dicks beyond the event horizon. dicks loving wormholes. calabi-yau dicks.

Come with me, on my dick of imagination, unfettered by ordinary limits on speed and size, drawn by the music of cosmic harmonies...

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Virtual reality Skyrim would be cool if they let you choke people to death to see what their eyes look like before they die.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A virtual reality sim of what it would be like to watch the movie Being John Malcovitch.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
- A VR simulator of being a good poster

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Stereo cameras on a micro drone that follows you around so you can do everything in third person.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
the interactive wendyvainityverse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A virtual cucking sim where you hide in the closet while your CGI wife has sex with another man (choice of five skintones for man, all shades of Black)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A VR port of the original Wolfenstein 3D only all the wall textures have been replaced with Penny Arcade comic strips.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Trochanter posted:

VR support for Auti-Sim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e92Q5xYm0Y

With added trains and Sonic DLC!

this is what hell is like

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Simulated space travel with a starfield that streaks toward the viewer no matter which way you're facing (turning your head alters the ship's course is why).

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Anything that invokes trying to wak up, but caan't.

"Suddenly, I couldn;t move. The grey stood at my door. I knew what it was after."

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

9/11

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual big penis. You look down and you have a big penis.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
External virtual reality is a chumps game, I'm waiting till the machines that wire directly into your brain and give you the feeling of an orgasm 24/7

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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Experience what it's like to be a mod on the SA forums. Live through the hell that is being a mod.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The orgasmatron is SVs best kept secret from the age of dial-up pornos

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
an alcohol drinking sim where after each drink there is more and more latency added to the head tracking

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dirtbike sim with a life-size stationary dirtbike peripheral. It's on hydraulics so you can actually get hurt.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
a walking simulator that you can do in the comfort of your chair

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A goon simulator that exactly duplicates the experience of posting on the forums but there is no connectivity with the actual forums so no one irl can see what you post.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Applewhite posted:

A goon simulator that exactly duplicates the experience of posting on the forums but there is no connectivity with the actual forums so no one irl can see what you post.

How much do I need to pay for this? Do I need to already have an account?

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 248 days!)

Applewhite posted:

A goon simulator that exactly duplicates the experience of posting on the forums but there is no connectivity with the actual forums so no one irl can see what you post.

you can virtually experience:

mt dew
mt dew red
mt dew black
mt dew orange
mt dew periwinkle

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Speleothing posted:

How much do I need to pay for this? Do I need to already have an account?

You would have to buy a virtual account. Your IRL account doesn't carry over into the virtual world.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 248 days!)

hoep u got virtual :10bux:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

West SAAB Story posted:

hoep u got virtual :10bux:

No the :10bux: is real.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I want a 3D bird feeder simulator and all the birds are really nice and they look and sound cool and are friendly and you can make microtransactions in the simulator so that more fancy birds appear also you have to have the correct seeds and mixture percentage to attract the most birds and it also hooks into a weather forcast so that you can have it look like what it actually looks like in your area in the game and in the summer sometimes there are different birds than you can see in the winter because the birds migrate and you can plot their migration on an interactive webpage that other users update with virtual bird migration data

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A 4x train simulator where your only view point is from a specific section of track (of which there are many) and you can look up and down the track and around you at your surroundings but you're at a fixed point. Eventually a train will come by and afterwards you will be presented with a multiple choice test regarding various facts about the train such as how many cars it had, which colors were most prominent and what the name of the conductor might have been. The game is sponsored by Union Pacific so their trains are featured prominently however with downloadable add-ins and unlockable achievements you can open up a world of multiple different brands of trains and new interesting watch-spots featuring trestles and interesting traffic intersections.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Beachcomber: The interactive metal detector allows you travel around the world to various different beaches in non-tropical areas to search for hidden small metal objects that range from 'mundane' to 'fairly interesting'. The proprietary 'Shell Game' leveling system allows you to develop a fully fleshed out character and back story while unlocking powerful technology to add to your metal detector. Adversities such as the weather and annoying land owners will keep you on your toes as you walk up and down the beach for hours in an ever closing search pattern.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Go pro or go nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

A 4x train simulator where your only view point is from a specific section of track (of which there are many) and you can look up and down the track and around you at your surroundings but you're at a fixed point. Eventually a train will come by and afterwards you will be presented with a multiple choice test regarding various facts about the train such as how many cars it had, which colors were most prominent and what the name of the conductor might have been. The game is sponsored by Union Pacific so their trains are featured prominently however with downloadable add-ins and unlockable achievements you can open up a world of multiple different brands of trains and new interesting watch-spots featuring trestles and interesting traffic intersections.

Not sure you're using 4x correctly...

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Virtual Doorman, a game like no other. Experience the thrill of looking across the virtual street to watch for potentially returning residents. Full force-feedback and realistic door opening physics. Will you walk Mrs. Jeffersons dog, Tonto? Perhaps if the price is right! Will you glance disapprovingly at young Ms. Davies new gently caress boi? You know you will. Can you engage in dealings with cab drivers for kickbacks to help you buy the most elite orthotics for your shoes possible? You know you will. You know you will.

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