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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I want a 3D bird feeder simulator and all the birds are really nice and they look and sound cool and are friendly and you can make microtransactions in the simulator so that more fancy birds appear also you have to have the correct seeds and mixture percentage to attract the most birds and it also hooks into a weather forcast so that you can have it look like what it actually looks like in your area in the game and in the summer sometimes there are different birds than you can see in the winter because the birds migrate and you can plot their migration on an interactive webpage that other users update with virtual bird migration data

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A 4x train simulator where your only view point is from a specific section of track (of which there are many) and you can look up and down the track and around you at your surroundings but you're at a fixed point. Eventually a train will come by and afterwards you will be presented with a multiple choice test regarding various facts about the train such as how many cars it had, which colors were most prominent and what the name of the conductor might have been. The game is sponsored by Union Pacific so their trains are featured prominently however with downloadable add-ins and unlockable achievements you can open up a world of multiple different brands of trains and new interesting watch-spots featuring trestles and interesting traffic intersections.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Beachcomber: The interactive metal detector allows you travel around the world to various different beaches in non-tropical areas to search for hidden small metal objects that range from 'mundane' to 'fairly interesting'. The proprietary 'Shell Game' leveling system allows you to develop a fully fleshed out character and back story while unlocking powerful technology to add to your metal detector. Adversities such as the weather and annoying land owners will keep you on your toes as you walk up and down the beach for hours in an ever closing search pattern.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Virtual Doorman, a game like no other. Experience the thrill of looking across the virtual street to watch for potentially returning residents. Full force-feedback and realistic door opening physics. Will you walk Mrs. Jeffersons dog, Tonto? Perhaps if the price is right! Will you glance disapprovingly at young Ms. Davies new gently caress boi? You know you will. Can you engage in dealings with cab drivers for kickbacks to help you buy the most elite orthotics for your shoes possible? You know you will. You know you will.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A bakery simulator where you have to successfully combine authentic virtual 3D ingredients and then bake them, real time. Flippant capricious customers will demand perfection from you as you sweat and strain to provide them with breads and sweet rolls. Custom Culture3D allows you to transition to different times and places such as Poland, where the Paczki reigns supreme! Or to beautiful Czechoslovakia to make poppy seed kolachis.
Enter in online baking competitions to prove you have the power to win, and unlock key ingrediants such as sugar by virtually calling a delivery company and hassling them to give you the goods and services you've paid for through the virtual coins you can buy in the in game store.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is it art? Is it fantasy? You can do it all in extremely new "Virtual Loom" for your 3D system!
Clip temples. Double warp beam upgrades and authentic name brand loom replacement treadles are all here in full, glorious detail. Design and weave your own textiles, then sell them in the virtual bazaar to gloriously swarthy fellow loom masters. Nothing is impossible in "Virtual Loom". SMELL THE LANOLIN!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's a virtual wargame miniature painting simulator featuring branded figurines from FASA's Battletech, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, and those weird Napoleonic figures that I've never actually seen in real life brought together at last where you can prime them, dry them, then detail them in REAL TIME with a wide variety of most colors. Custom decals let you easily let people know that this is YOUR work with a display in the online gaming store. You'll be able to peruse dozens of cheaply lit glass cabinets of other peoples figurines and favorite dice. Haggle with the store owner for good prices on more figurines but don't get too rowdy or you'll get kicked out of Show And Tell nite!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kayak Pro takes you beyond reality with its in your face portrayal of a small freshwater lake. You'll paddle from one dock to the other and get to take in the beauty of the trees growing around a small mid-western lake and see various cottages like never before with the improved TruLake technology. Earn upgrades to customize the bow of your kayak and score free yearly boat registration by completing thrilling challenges such as 'find the frog' and 'count the bass'.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can't get enough of that wonderful stuff?
We've got the game for you. "Home Brewer Fantasy" brings home the bacon with its award winning airlock simulator realism. You will boil virtual wart and patiently watch carboys for weeks in real time stunning 3D basement closets. Nothing can be closer to reality as you struggle to impress online friends with the quality of your brew while balancing a relationship. Mead multi-pack available for purchase in game.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Applewhite posted:

Virtual Miner.
Fed up with the easy, unrealistic mining in games like Minecraft?
Now you can work in a real virtual mine! Walk hunched over in a cramped, dark, poorly ventilated environment. Each swing of your pickaxe only chips away a fist-sized chunk of stone. After eight hours of back breaking labor to collect a few meager handfuls of ore, return to your bunk for a night's sleep before starting over the next day!
Comes with miner helmet and realistically weighted pickaxe peripherals.

*frustrated mom on infomercial*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Parrot training simulator plus
The birdman cometh

It's hard to train a parrot, and they are needy, loathsome things. But with Parrot Training Simulator Plus you can be sure to raise a good non-violent pet. Your parrot will wretch and screech for hours, or maybe even days as you train it! Eventually you can take it to enough shows to replace the furniture that it destroys as it learns and grows. Once your 50 year commitment to a virtual bird pays off and it finally kills itself, pulls its own feathers off, and starves itself to death, loudly, out of stress, you can start again with a new bonus bird theme pack.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BossRighteous posted:

being able to freely look around 3d fractals would be so weird.

Here.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nearly seven different faux wood flooring choices excite your senses and the all new brad nailing Xtreme system bring installing laminate floors to a whole new level in "Floor specialist". Engage in heated duels with competitors as you install the finest floors in the most decent of houses. Who has the best trim options? Who can do more for less? Which veneer will guide YOUR destiny as a "Floor specialist"?
Almost 4 contracts await you as you level up your air compressor with SuperTru brad nailing feedback and custom cabinetry options as you struggle to make a house a home.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

KitchenAid actually. Why, am I missing something?

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