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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A virtual reality sim of what it would be like to watch the movie Being John Malcovitch.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A virtual cucking sim where you hide in the closet while your CGI wife has sex with another man (choice of five skintones for man, all shades of Black)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A VR port of the original Wolfenstein 3D only all the wall textures have been replaced with Penny Arcade comic strips.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Simulated space travel with a starfield that streaks toward the viewer no matter which way you're facing (turning your head alters the ship's course is why).

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual big penis. You look down and you have a big penis.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dirtbike sim with a life-size stationary dirtbike peripheral. It's on hydraulics so you can actually get hurt.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A goon simulator that exactly duplicates the experience of posting on the forums but there is no connectivity with the actual forums so no one irl can see what you post.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Speleothing posted:

How much do I need to pay for this? Do I need to already have an account?

You would have to buy a virtual account. Your IRL account doesn't carry over into the virtual world.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

West SAAB Story posted:

hoep u got virtual :10bux:

No the :10bux: is real.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

A 4x train simulator where your only view point is from a specific section of track (of which there are many) and you can look up and down the track and around you at your surroundings but you're at a fixed point. Eventually a train will come by and afterwards you will be presented with a multiple choice test regarding various facts about the train such as how many cars it had, which colors were most prominent and what the name of the conductor might have been. The game is sponsored by Union Pacific so their trains are featured prominently however with downloadable add-ins and unlockable achievements you can open up a world of multiple different brands of trains and new interesting watch-spots featuring trestles and interesting traffic intersections.

Not sure you're using 4x correctly...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Thanks to modern graphics technology you can finally interact with characters as realistic and detailed as those in the Dire Straits' Money for Nothing music video.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A flight simulator where you can finally fly all the different planes of the Luftwaffe! Shoot down allied aircraft in the most realistic air combat ever simulated!
CD shipped in a discreet package so your neighbors won't know you're a white supremacist.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sadomasochism simulator where you have to get down on all fours and bark for your mistress. BARK YOU TRASH!
Comes with riding crop and spiked collar peripherals.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Sonic fandom simulator lets you draw, color and share your own fanart! Go online and interact with other players, where art and stories are posted in a virtual gallery you can navigate like a real museum!
Customize your avatar with your choice of six colors and two body types (tails/gay tails).

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual camp lets you experience all the fun of camp!
Sleep in a tent!
Flee from bears!
Customize your bedroll!
Sexy times?

Comes with poison ivy peripheral.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual bedroom. See your dream bedroom come to life!
Customizable bed designs. Everything from bunk beds to trundle beds to hammocks and more! Design your own sheets or choose from thousands of patterns available in the online shop.
Desks, nightstands and other furniture modeled after real products available from top retailers!
Now with body pillow DLC that gives you your choice of two body pillow designs (Tails/Gay Tails).

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Tits. Look down and see tits. Jiggle physics to be added in next update.
Comes with silicone tits peripheral.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Import floor plans or use one of the 4 premade houses as you work your way to the top in "Let's dust". "Let's dust" is more than just a game, it's a virtual tour of homes that don't exist and that you have to clean. Choose between 7 different brands of scented furniture polish and plan out the best route to take through each home, making sure each wood-like surface can be accessed and wiped clean in your quest to make things look nice. Holiday theme packs, available for purchase, will dress up each home and ensure that you see appropriately timed holiday trimmings.

Available holidays: Christmas, Easter, St Patrick's Day and Thanksgiving.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virtual Miner.
Fed up with the easy, unrealistic mining in games like Minecraft?
Now you can work in a real virtual mine! Walk hunched over in a cramped, dark, poorly ventilated environment. Each swing of your pickaxe only chips away a fist-sized chunk of stone. After eight hours of back breaking labor to collect a few meager handfuls of ore, return to your bunk for a night's sleep before starting over the next day!
Comes with miner helmet and realistically weighted pickaxe peripherals.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Small Penis Simulator.
Look down and see you have a small penis.

NVM the goggles weren't on...

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ghost hunter. It's like duck hunt only the duck sprites have been replaced with ghosts and the laughing dog is always laughing no matter what.

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