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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
How did everyone celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day today?

Me, I didn't show the proper respect and paid the dear price of my dignity. Instead of eating polish sausage for lunch my girlfriend and I went to jimmy johns. At the store the guy who took our order overhead a joke I made to her in private and thought I was a jerk, he white knighted her, made a hurtful argument insisting that some people come to jimmy john's just for cookies. If I was as brave as Casimir I'd have slapped him with my big john.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i changed a lightbulb in his honor

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
I shot some guys and smoked some crack, op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I took a poo poo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I'm ignoring the post before mine on purpose, but I do know Pulaski is a name all across the USA. What does it mean? Is it related to this guy referenced in the OP?
Could be!

BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007
He was a polish noble who rode around cutting the heads off redcoats from horseback in the American Revolution. Pretty sweet dude.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

BlackJosh posted:

He was a polish noble who rode around cutting the heads off redcoats from horseback in the American Revolution. Pretty sweet dude.

Wicked! No wonder!

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


the guy makes some mean sweaters

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Profondo Rosso posted:

the guy makes some mean sweaters

You're thinking of Casimir Argyle, actually

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i only recognize katherine pulaski day

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYilhLclD0

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYilhLclD0

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Too late scrub.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

FreudianSlippers posted:

Too late scrub.

touché

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I never knew who the guy was but we got the day off so he must have been cool

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Made a bunch of outdated Polish jokes, probably

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

i saw pieces of a man all over the skyway, there were pieces of a man all over the ashtray

p.s. sufjan stevens is a pussy bitch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Hey Pulaski I've lost my entire left arm!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BlackJosh posted:

He was a polish noble who rode around cutting the heads off redcoats from horseback in the American Revolution. Pretty sweet dude.

:911:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress yeah

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

moose face posted:

gently caress yeah

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
threw a rod and he blew him away

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
drove my car into the navy yard just to prove that i was sorry

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
I used to live on Pulaski street

That's my story

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
Two blocks away from Kosciusko street

No polish people there for a long rear end time

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



roman polanski did nothing wrong

Green Mind
Aug 5, 2007

Said it's ok...
Lol steve albini shits all over that surfjan dude

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

better stay out of it sufjean, stay outta my wayski!!

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
I played EU3 and annexed Poland as Russia.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Crowsbeak posted:

I played EU3 and annexed Poland as Russia.

they made a sequel just fyi

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Casimir sweaters are sooo comfortable.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Back in high school, our principals name was Chester Pulaski, so when the holiday came around we just thought it was a school holiday off and no big deal. Kids r dum

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Gaysmir pullshitski day

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

I.C. posted:

Wicked! No wonder!
He also got shot in the butt.

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