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how do u do this
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:24 |
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What's your budget?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:08 |
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havent figured that one out yet bub
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:09 |
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Ninja fetus posted:What's your budget? how about without directly going heres money for sex
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:11 |
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go to bars on tuesday nights, op
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:14 |
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gorki posted:go to bars on tuesday nights, op why tuesday? ok i will tomorrow
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:15 |
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have you tried showing women your dick so that they can tell you're prime breeding material?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:24 |
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Redkist posted:why tuesday? ok i will tomorrow Are you Friday night bonk material? Play on easy-mode til you level up your skills. Like Tuesday grind your way to Friday night boss fight.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:30 |
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Redkist posted:how about without directly going heres money for sex Ah, hard mode. What you probably want to do then is level up your appearance, personality and living conditions first.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:35 |
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just be yourself
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:42 |
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toggle posted:just be yourself He is and that isn't working. Redkist posted:this thread is also misleading cuz i could totally bang my sisters friend but i dont cuz she isn't as hot as in the pornos or some dumb reason in my dumb brain Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Mar 3, 2015 |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:48 |
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this thread is also misleading cuz i could totally bang my sisters friend but i dont cuz she isn't as hot as in the pornos or some dumb reason in my dumb brain
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:52 |
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dick cleavage is a good way to get yourself noticed by females, flash a little cock-neck in the cafeteria when you are strutting your stuff walking to your table
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 12:53 |
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you need this
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:10 |
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Ask yourself: "What do I have to offer the kind of girl that I want?" If you've got it, flaunt it. If you don't, get it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:10 |
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Be a charismatic smooth talker who is good looking and exudes confidence
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:14 |
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Khefir touchery is haram anyway brother
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:26 |
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be a greeter at walmart whoa already there, huh?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:31 |
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join the tsa
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Work at a nursing home.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:43 |
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Check out this PUA (Pick up artist) he is so good BBC featured him! http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31698154
fish and chips and dip fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Mar 3, 2015 |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:49 |
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is she laughing at your horrible jokes? yes? good luck.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 13:49 |
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Have you tried touching her without permission?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:17 |
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Really the key is to lower your standards. A lot.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:27 |
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Windows 98 posted:Really the key is to lower your standards. A lot. lol ur problem is what happens when someone else touches her after u
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:28 |
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wash ur butt
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:31 |
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Just touch her OP, it will only be as awkward as you make it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:37 |
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Get her back to your place and let the slow gas leak do it's job
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:39 |
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Girls are money pits, don't do it
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:56 |
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Internet scammers deliberately send out really stupid scenarios because only people too stupid to recognize an obvious scam will respond. Adapt that same principle to getting girls by being super ugly and obnoxious. Any girl who still talks to you after you poo poo your pants is easy pickings.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 15:01 |
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All I want is fat legs rotten molars no taste Pain and anger she's the one for me All I need's wide slabs gas vapors fresh scabs love for labor- never learned to read
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 15:02 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Ask yourself: "What do I have to offer the kind of girl that I want?" Also offer oral.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:48 |
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LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:51 |
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Mr.Bob posted:Also offer oral. Yes this should go without saying
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:05 |
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Get REAL beefy bitch
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:07 |
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Women over the age of 40 sometimes have pretty low standards so there's that.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:08 |
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Go to a bar or a bowling alley and find a cute girl then slap her bottom real hard and say "Want to have my dick?" real loud and she will smile. THen you know you got something real going on. Maybe pinch at her boobs like a crab man and hoot. She will say "Have mine" and give it up to you right then and there.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:27 |
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donkey salami posted:Get REAL beefy bitch
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:31 |
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donkey salami posted:Get a REAL beefy bitch ftfy
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this thread helped a lot
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