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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '15: Now with 100% more Twitter Cosplay!
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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

 I'm so in.

Name:
Position: LW
Number: 66
Height: 6'
Weight: 165
Location: Seattle, WA
Handedness: (Goalies, pick one: http://i.imgur.com/T0YsBG4.jpg ) Right
CHL Team: Alaska Aces (cause why not)
Player Type: Two-Way Forward
Character Trait: Gets pucks deep, crashes the net regardless of whose net is involved.


edit: changing things up cause we have a lot of snipers on page 1

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Top Hats Monthly posted:

@hockeypunchman

hey @MNWild look at this sick highlight film

*approx 20 fights with some goals and sick dekes mixed in*

thought so 😂😂😎😎

@meetmrurlacher

Too much flash, not enough bash. Hit the weights, kid. RT@hockeypunchman hey @MNWild look at this sick highlight film

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
What I need from you
Name: THE KINGSTON KID
Position: F
Number: 67
Height: 1.867 metres (6'1.5")
Weight: 186.7 lbs
Location: THE WOLFE ISLAND CORN MAZE
Handedness: R
CHL Team: THE KINGSTON FRONTENACS
Player Type: Two-Way Forward
Character Trait: THE EMBODIMENT OF THE PUREST SPIRIT OF THIS GREAT GAME, LEADING ON THE ICE, OFF THE ICE, AND INTO THE TRENCHES JUST LIKE AT VIMY RIDGE WHERE THE SPIRIT OF THIS GREAT NATION WAS FORGED IN FIre

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


 @satoshinba

野球をしたかった＞＿＜

I wanted to play baseball

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Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Name: The Crushinator
Position: RW
Number: 88
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 265
Location: The Moon
Handedness: Right
CHL Team: Kelowna Rockets
Player Type: PWF
Character Trait: SMASH

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Mar 3, 2015

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

.Spec posted:

edit: changing things up cause we have a lot of snipers on page 1

Got a name, or should I just go with spec?

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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Hockles posted:

Got a name, or should I just go with spec?

Oh I'm dumb. Lets pretend I'm Nordic and go with Spëëc Samuelsson cause again, why not.

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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

quote:

@felixhocky1

Coach said to do some yoga. Said it would help me. Those yoga pants sure did. #yogapantsarehot #felixisno1
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Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

 What I need from you
Name: Zip
Position: Goalie!
Number: #1 on the ice and in your heart
Height: 6'3
Weight: 200lbs
Location: Birmingham, England
Handedness: Regular (Can you give me Warrior G2 pads and Brian Gnetik Gloves please if you're doing screenshots)
CHL Team: Assign me one I don't mind :)
Player Type: Hybrid
Character Trait: Blackhole of a glove hand!

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
@RowdyRoddyMcP - 3 min ago

o poo poo ppl can see that


@RowdyRoddyMcP - 4 min ago

@thebonnierotten hey gurl ur real hott i luv ur movies


@RowdyRoddyMcP - 6 min ago

ok givin this twitter thing a shot. dunno wut ill tweet yt. go @GoLondonKnights !!

Bregor fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 3, 2015

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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

quote:

@d3lacour

@felixhocky1 just make sure pictures don't end up on tumblr :D #unlessyoureintothat
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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
 Name: Langdon Alger
Position: Left wing
Number: 40
Height: 5'10
Weight: 190
Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
Handedness: Right
CHL Team: Niagara IceDogs
Player Type: Grinder
Character Trait: I carry a compass on my person at all times and will literally only skate north and south, regardless of the orientation of the arena I am playing in

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Zip! posted:

(Can you give me Warrior G2 pads and Brian Gnetik Gloves please if you're doing screenshots)

I can't do screenshots, since EA Sports took out the ability to upload videos or screenshots.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
@hockeypunchsman

@felixhocky1 wanna go slam some pops and be mad with me???? i know a homeless guy we can pick on




holy poo poo, this is way too fun :allears:

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
:munch: I'll be following along unless you need to fill a spot, its good fun

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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

quote:

@felixhocky1

@d3lacour wtf is a tumblr? #responsetotweet #felixisno1


quote:

@felixhocky1

@hockeypunchsman homeless guys aren't fun man. Let's go pick on a townie. #theyareusuallydrunk #felixisno1

CommaToes fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 3, 2015

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CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Name: Milkbags O'Leary
Position: Defense
Number: 13
Height: 6'0
Weight: 235
Location: Barrie, ON
Handedness: Left
CHL Team: Barrie Colts
Player Type: Offensive Defenseman
Character Trait: Pass pass pass

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a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
Name: Buju Banton
Position: RW
Number: 66
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 180
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Handedness: L
CHL Team: Kingston (Jamaica) Frontenacs
Player Type: Sniper
Character Trait: Dreadlocks, marijuana, closet gay

a false fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 3, 2015

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake
 1 more open skater spot available. We need more goalies!

Stickarts: "Saskatchewa" is as long as the game will allow. Want a new name?

Hockles fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Mar 3, 2015

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


 Name: Liam Gallant
Position: Defense
Number: 32
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190lbs
Location: Crapaud, PEI
Handedness: Right
CHL Team: Charlottetown Islanders
Player Type: Offensive Dman
Character Trait: Locker room cancer.

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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

 I was in the last one, but I figure you need goalies so hopefully this is okay. :shobon:

Name: Andrew Kilza
Position: G
Number: 32
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 152 lbs
Location: Edmonton, AB
Handedness: Full-Right
CHL Team: Edmonton Oil Kings
Player Type: Butterfly
Character Trait: Great positioning and good ol' Canadian boy

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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Reserving my skater spot, gonna do the same thing as last year. Gotta go post it just don't wanna miss out!

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake
 Ok, that takes up the last Skater spot. Please only goalies from now on.

Also, dudes who requested an ECHL team (Alaska Aces, Rapid City Rush, etc), please pick a CHL team.

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LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
The son of the great Quincey P. Pepperdick has risen!! May I present...



Name: Solomon Pepperdick
Position: Goalie
Number: 13
Height: 6'0
Weight: 200
Location: Denver, CO
Handedness: REG
CHL Team: Tri City Americans
Player Type: Butterfly
Character Trait: Unstable, potentially psychotic with bouts of schizophrenia.

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

 Name: Rick Paynuss
Position: Goalie
Number: 84
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 215 lb
Location: Delhi, New York
Handedness: Full right
CHL Team: Medicine Hat Tigers
Player Type: Stand Up
Character Trait: Weird as gently caress.

Thanks for doing this again, Hockles! I had a ton of fun before, and I know I will again. If other people who haven't done this before want to be a goalie, let them in before me. I'll be following anyway.

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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Name: Yoko Zuna
Position: Goalie
Number: 38
Height: 6'4
Weight: Maximum allowed
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Handedness: Full Right
CHL Team: Saskatoon Blades
Player Type: Stand-Up
Character Trait: There's always one dipshit in the bar who thinks putting a sumo wrestler in net would work in the NHL. Meet that dipshit!

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

@hockeypunchman posted:


@felixhocky1

theres a dude down at #houstonscountryroadhouse who walks out drunk at 12:00 AM every Thursday, let's piss on his F-250 hahahahahaha lol
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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I wish I would've picked the Thunderbirds now, so I can make them the Tinderbirds

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I wish I would've picked the Thunderbirds now, so I can make them the Tinderbirds

It's not too late! Plus, you can convince Delacour/Kyrosis to go on escapades with you in Seattle

Hockles fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Mar 3, 2015

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Hockles posted:

It's not too late! Plus, you and Delacour/Kyrosis can fight for playing time there!

Switching now :getin:


ERE-TRADE LONGROD-SEA

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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

Hockles posted:

It's not too late! Plus, you can convince Delacour/Kyrosis to go on escapades with you in Seattle

Drunken escapades sound like the best way to get media attention, so hell yes.

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Hockles posted:

Ok, that takes up the last Skater spot. Please only goalies from now on.

Also, dudes who requested an ECHL team (Alaska Aces, Rapid City Rush, etc), please pick a CHL team.

Sorry, changed mine to the Calgary Hitmen

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Switching now :getin:


ERE-TRADE LONGROD-SEA
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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Name: Igor Strelkov
Position: Goalie
Number: 1
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Location: Moscow, Russia
Handedness: Regular
CHL Team: Rimouski Océanic
Player Type: Butterfly
Character Trait: Lazy

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

fits posted:

:munch: I'll be following along unless you need to fill a spot, its good fun

Yeah, I got in on the last 2 so Im just going to be a casual observer this go since its still fun to read.

Someone better be Big McLargehuge this year, its tradition. :colbert:

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Name: Anders Robertson
Position: Keeper
Number: 1
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 200 lbs
Location: Norway
Handedness: Regular
CHL Team: Seattle
Player Type: Butterfly
Character Trait: Uff da

edit: just changing something

Anders fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 3, 2015

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Furnaceface posted:

Yeah, I got in on the last 2 so Im just going to be a casual observer this go since its still fun to read.

Someone better be Big McLargehuge this year, its tradition. :colbert:

You could still be Big McLargehuge, TSN Analyst @TSNBMcLargehug

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Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Life is good in the CHL
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.


Roddy is a good sport :unsmith:

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
This could be a tool for people (like me) who won't bother to make a separate twitter account for this

http://simitator.com/generator/twitter/tweet
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