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smh Jeff Longrod @LongrodJeff 18m18 minutes ago @hockeypunchman cited for failing to stop for an emergency vehicle in Seattle, WA. Read more here-
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.Spec posted:Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought my interest in both hockey and literacy in Jamaican patois have come in handy together. Followed so so hard. I have no idea what's going on in a false's account but I fuckin' love it. For example, just posted saying Don Cherry has a Steven Seagal dancehall album
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Mar 4, 2015 05:27
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My twitter is @hockeypunchman
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Mar 4, 2015 06:18
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This is fun. I think I may have pigeon-holed myself with my character choice but that's just going to make it more fun and challenging for me 
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Mar 4, 2015 06:26
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I have gimmicks, but I have the opportunity for character growth.
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Mar 4, 2015 06:28
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I have John, the main guy, Jeff, his sports reporter father, and Jerry, his ignored race car driver brother
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Mar 4, 2015 06:29
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I just noticed 3 of you picked the Colts as your CHL team. I am going to cheer for all 3 of you to have successful careers.  Anyone that picked London can spend the rest of their career in Edmonton losing.
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Mar 4, 2015 07:44
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Added all the ones that posted their twitters itt to the list
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Mar 4, 2015 08:43
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So I made @fancystatsBAP. I feel as though I should be putting some work into this alter ego. Also, learning how to twitter. That's probably important.
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Mar 4, 2015 16:03
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I've decided on Jeff and Jerry's personality, but I can't tell if I've made John an idiot, idiot savant, or just bad at social media and typing Also I still don't get this quote:Unfortunately, EA Sports has removed the ability to upload replays and pictures from the game, so I will not be doing draft pictures and whatnot again. What's the point? Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Mar 4, 2015 16:05
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@frostydangles I'll be at Tim Horton's tonight if any of you ladies care to join me for a glass of milk #nofilter
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Mar 4, 2015 16:21
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a false posted:thank you this is good As someone who is of Jamaican descent on one side of the family and is also a beer league goalie I find this offensive and hilarious
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Mar 4, 2015 17:29
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"Top Hats Monthly" posted:What's the point? Last year, I uploaded pictures of players to show them as CHL players. Then again as they were picked in the NHL draft. Check last year's thread at the draft for them. Like I said, the ability to upload the pictures from the game is gone. Plus it took entirely too much time. And I'm not going to spend the time taking lovely cellphone pics.
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Mar 4, 2015 17:29
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Hockles posted:Last year, I uploaded pictures of players to show them as CHL players. Then again as they were picked in the NHL draft. Check last year's thread at the draft for them. Guess I'll have to fire up my PS3 and take a McP pic myself 
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Mar 4, 2015 17:36
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Hockles posted:Last year, I uploaded pictures of players to show them as CHL players. Then again as they were picked in the NHL draft. Check last year's thread at the draft for them. Naw I mean what's the point of EA taking it away?
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Mar 4, 2015 17:58
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Naw I mean what's the point of EA taking it away? They removed it entirely from the next-gen versions in place of their native share functionality, and didn't want to pony up whatever it costs to maintain their garbage online media servers for 360/PS3.
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Mar 4, 2015 18:00
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Pleads posted:They removed it entirely from the next-gen versions in place of their native share functionality, and didn't want to pony up whatever it costs to maintain their garbage online media servers for 360/PS3. That's dumb When's the draft? I'm so excited 
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Mar 4, 2015 18:01
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So the only way to make a photo of a player is someone on nextgen has to take a screenshot from a replay, like i did for Chap on twitter of him being a total sieve?
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Dubious posted:So the only way to make a photo of a player is someone on nextgen has to take a screenshot from a replay, like i did for Chap on twitter of him being a total sieve? not the ONLY way... 
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Mar 4, 2015 18:34
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I'm too lazy to make a fake twitter and get that involved in all this  If it's a requirement feel free to give my guy to someone else
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triplexpac posted:I'm too lazy to make a fake twitter and get that involved in all this It's not a requirement. It's all in good fun.
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triplexpac posted:I'm too lazy to make a fake twitter and get that involved in all this It's not. Don't worry.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:04
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triplexpac posted:I'm too lazy to make a fake twitter and get that involved in all this I'm the same. I'm just pretending Think Tank is fully illiterate due to a childhood spent riding the boxcars with his deadbeat father (who spent all the money he grifted on his son's hockey instruction). His deep shame from being unable to read is part of what makes him so slash happy. That and years fending off other hobos intent on poaching the best sleeping spots from him.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:25
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CRUSHINATOR WILL PROTECT THINK TANK
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Mar 4, 2015 21:30
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".......check my serum osmolality.........all DP (Doctor Pepper)...."
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Mar 4, 2015 21:31
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Dubious posted:So the only way to make a photo of a player is someone on nextgen has to take a screenshot from a replay, like i did for Chap on twitter of him being a total sieve? To literally stand up, walk up to my TV, pull out my phone, take a picture, send it to myself, resize it to normal size, then upload.  Make your own if you want it.Top Hats Monthly posted:That's dumb EA in a nutshell. Top Hats Monthly posted:When's the draft? I'm so excited I'm about half done creating players. I should get to more on Saturday and Sunday afternoon. I always post updates.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:40
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 Chap doin work.
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Mar 4, 2015 21:48
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If we're doing the 2015 draft first does that mean all you lame hosers on Erie are riding the Connor McDavid train?
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Mar 5, 2015 01:41
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poo poo, didn't see the thread in time. Ah well, still fun to follow along I like to think Ricky Fantastic is too busy being a big movie star to play hockey these days, anyway
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Red Red Blue posted:poo poo, didn't see the thread in time. Ah well, still fun to follow along Theo McFlurry now travels across Canada giving motivational speeches to high school kids and warns them of the dangers of playing for San Jose. Fuckin Sharks never won poo poo and couldnt even give Hertl the captaincy after Jumbo and Patty retired. 
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Mar 5, 2015 02:33
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So, I'm trying to figure out exactly how to integrate twitter into my updates without completely sacrificing content in the thread. I'm going to try and keep it the same, with some special treats for dudes making and following the fake twitter pages.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:16
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Wonder if we're going to see the second coming of the Reinhart Family dynasty stupid Reinharts
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Mar 5, 2015 05:42
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The Wang family has me in tears
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Mar 5, 2015 05:44
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Humungous' drinking tore the family apart long ago
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Mar 5, 2015 06:10
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man my fake twitter REALLY wants me to follow all of the seahawks players
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Mar 5, 2015 06:25
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  Lookin' good in the home whites
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Mar 5, 2015 08:10
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We need to post the funny tweets here too.
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Twitter posted:
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I'm trying to figure Ben out v  v. So far he looks like a decent stay-at-home D and a great passer but with an absolutely terrible hockey sense/vision and also very naive.
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I hope prodigious wang is successful I think John is far smarter than he sounds, a few damages to his frontal cortex have made him put a lot of........unnecessary punctuation in..!!  edit: Non Hockey Players- Jeff Longrod-Former North Star, Star Tribune reporter, father of John and Jerry Jerry Longrod-Stock car driver, less loved brother of John Longrod Takara Longrod-Twiterless mother of the Longrod boys, Japanese national Rick Paynuss-TSN reporter, spineless coward, FWB with "Ashley" Ashley-Rick Paynuss' FWB Humungous Wang-CHL legend, drunk, known for mixing fluoxetine with scotch Hope this helps follow the narrative Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Mar 5, 2015 |
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