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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Dang, missed it this year. Got any room left for old Chap to make his legendary Vancouver runs again?

E: gently caress it, throwing it in but looks like goalie!

Name: Chap Buttworth
Position: G
Number: 26
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 275
Location: Roseau, MN
Handedness: Left
CHL Team: Regina Pats
Player Type: Stand-up
Character Trait: not a sieve

Dubious fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Mar 3, 2015

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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oh my god i'm going to have to make a fake twitter for this and steal even more company time aren't i

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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my parody twitter account has more followers than my real twitter account because i use it for like, nothing.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

Jeff Longrod, John's dad, bitter Star Tribune reporter

Still posts better than Sid

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

Cut em some slack, he's 94 years old

Slack cut, i wont even make it to 94 let alone be sane.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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who was it that wrote that huge scathing attack piece on mauer last year, ruesse?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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I should really do this for the NFL like i was thinking about earlier this year, it's so goddamn easy to set up in Madden.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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i fired up nhl 15 to make my guy to take a screenshot for twitter and i can only choose NHL teams lmao

nhl 16 on ps4 better be an apology letter.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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So the only way to make a photo of a player is someone on nextgen has to take a screenshot from a replay, like i did for Chap on twitter of him being a total sieve?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chap doin work.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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man my fake twitter REALLY wants me to follow all of the seahawks players

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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loving vancouver again?

:suicide:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Hockles posted:

Considering Longrod isn't hitting 100 PIM in a season, we may see the end of Goons gooning it up like goons.

It's not the SASHL without 350+ PIM a season.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Hockles posted:



3/5/19 -- MIN gets: C. Buttworth
3/5/19 -- VAN gets: 2019 2nd Round Pick

MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Starting Goaltender


oh gently caress yes :getin:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Mar 24, 2015

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chap has a 2.98 GAA and the Wild actually have a winning record.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Hockles posted:


MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Backup Goaltender


the dream is dead

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chap Buttworth's tenure in his home state was really awful and he's getting ran out of town

no more tater tot hotdish and Grain Belt for ole Chap

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Minnesota kept Chap around, and in limited action is .500 for the first time in his career.

the rest of the team, not so much.

Asked about his recent success, he attributes his increased reflexes to switching to Hamms over Grain Belt.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chaps college rival summing up his NHL career

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Did TJ Oshie's virtual son get recruited by the hometown Wild, because J. Oshie is a 2nd line winger

Chap is the second coming of Kuemper as well, lost his goalie spot to Bombardir, who may or may not really enjoy moving about on frozen lakes

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:siren:Chap posted a winning record and minnesota is in the playofs:siren:

:toot:

The blackhawks can't bounce us :smug:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

You'll be back in time! cheer up!

that av is a thing of beauty

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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last time i watched the wolves, laettner was on the team lol

i then went to a game where they visited portland last year and got loving owned

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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a false posted:

buju is the rick nash of this universe in that he scores a pretty good amount of goals and then completely sucks in the playoffs

Hes the twitter mvp though

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

stop your bitching, I don't even have an ASG and I'm stuck as a captain of columbus

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The state of hockey was the state of busts this year in the HocklesHL

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Hockles posted:


MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Starting Goaltender in Iowa (AHL)


RIP my career, I am terrible

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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buttworth posts his best year ever in the AHL, gets exiled by his hometeam and now gets to ride the pine in Ottawa

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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lmao Chap conned a franchise into bumping a goon so he can start.

gods, have mercy on Ottawa.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chap 2.0 will have nothing, and is getting paid $2mm to sieve it up as Ottawa's starter, fully prepared for a first round exit, wishing Minnesota worked out. Ole Chappy couldnt bring a cup home. :smith:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Chap had the best season of his career and his team finished with 104 points

after getting benched and playing spot duty after Ottawa made that trade

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:rip: to Longrod!

Chap gets one more season to not win anything but PR.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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lmao, Chap puts in the playoff series of his career - 2 starts, 2 wins, .978 SV%, 0.58 GA. Ottawa loses 1-4 :wtc:

Chap was pretty bad his whole career, but put together a couple solid seasons of above average play before retiring.

Chap 3.0 hungers...at least Longrod got a cup :hf:

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