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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
new study by big brain science guys finds my penis is within the average range of penis sizes i do not have a small penis

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



What journal is this report being published in?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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loading penis size.xls:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Study finds your penis. Scientific community lauds new electron microscope.

Congrats, your penis is no longer theoretical.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

All of this has zero effect on how often girls will have casual sex with your penis because yours isn't big.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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girls can instantly tell a mans penis size even through clothing

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zzulu posted:

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no wonder you guys and the russios fought so much, you were both grumpy about your tiny dschlongs

www
Aug 4, 2010


cool, i am average then. 14 inches.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

is this study repeatable

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

let's suck each other's diiiiiiiiiiicks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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my country is firmly above mid range when it comes to penises. I'm quite proud of my countrys penis size. Only africans and brazilians have us beat

Meanwhile, Americas penis is really small

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Zzulu posted:

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Meanwhile, a large number of African countries do not have a penis.

America's penis is being held up over Cuba.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
you cannot bring me down science has spoken and my hog is fit for slaughter

Turkeybro
Nov 12, 2011

Looking for strong men to discover what's under the helmet.
im glad to be slightly bringing down the brazilian average in that map by existing.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Scalding Coffee posted:

Meanwhile, a large number of African countries do not have a penis.

America's penis is being held up over Cuba.

they're cut off at birth and burned in offering

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
http://www.m.webmd.com/men/news/20150303/just-how-big-is-a-normal-penis

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

my country is firmly above mid range when it comes to penises. I'm quite proud of my countrys penis size. Only africans and brazilians have us beat

Meanwhile, Americas penis is really small

It sall that damned Yeller fiive in our Mountain Dews

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
looks like some countries have never had an official penis size study conducted... *puts on backpack*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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we need average vagina size too

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

The average length of a flaccid penis was 3.6 inches, the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 5.3 inches, and the average length of an erect penis was 5.2 inches.

Hell yeah. I'm .3 above average

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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How many men of...darker hues, were involved in this test, though

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i do not view them as peers so none

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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Zzulu posted:

How many men of...darker hues, were involved in this test, though

too many swarthy dicks

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i do not view them as peers so none

Every penis is a peer

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
not of my realm

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
elliotrodger.jpg

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxQq1wB7A28

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
my flaccid size is significantly below average, while my erect size is , well, moderately above average

kind of annoying tbh

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Darkman Fanpage posted:

not of my realm

Clearly your dick is fake if its not a peer amongst penises

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

My dick easily triples in size when erect. A true 'grower, not a shower'.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
hi five bossrighteous

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

yea, last time I swam in the ocean, my foreskin closed up around the head. Only thing is, I am circumcised. It really scared the poo poo out of me for a minute. Then I channeled a mega boner to reassert my masculinity.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Is it possible to regrow a foreskin through tantric jelqing? Asking for a friend.

YoungSexualNorton
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.
i cut off my dick and balls so that i could be taken in by a tribe of rabid twitter wymen and re-educated into a servile bitchboy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Inexplicably Large Bolivian Penises

also lol at australia

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

This map is already inaccurate, france for example on average has the biggest penis sizes of any country

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

What units are the map in? cm?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
And still Elliot Rogers had a small dick lol

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
is it DTF or not?

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

BossRighteous posted:

My dick easily triples in size when erect. A true 'grower, not a shower'.

Same. Its so depressing when Im in the gym shower. All these big flacid dongs on parade while I have a Vienna sausage. Thats why I always stroke it into an erection so I'm not intimidated.

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