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mind the walrus posted:By the way I'm impressed and humbled that none of y'all dumbfucks have quoted that South Park episode yet. Can't throw a stone on reddit without hitting a reference. jesus loving christ i hate that place as for my dick it was once so big i had to have it reduced in size for fear of losing consciousness upon becoming erect so now it's just a foot long
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glad im not asian! LOL
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the average is 5.5? i thought it was 4. this is very unsettling.
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mind the walrus posted:I've dealt with enough old men in hospitals to know that this is a legit thing that can happen and is distressingly common among the aged, so count yourself lucky. just put the balls in instead
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Mar 4, 2015 10:07
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:just put the balls in instead Aww nigga! Nigga! Yo Tone! Nuts in tha rear end, dick in the pussy! BOOYAH!
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Mar 4, 2015 10:12
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freak that bitch out Tone!
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Mar 4, 2015 10:13
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I volunteer myself to inspect penises. It's a hard job butt somebody has to do it
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Mar 4, 2015 10:29
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amityville anus posted:Aww nigga! Nigga! Yo Tone! Nuts in tha rear end, dick in the pussy! BOOYAH! Actually seen this in a porno  I am a giant man (6'9") who is a grower not a shower which is fun (not) 
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Mar 4, 2015 10:35
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sometimes when im mastuarbting i think my dick is too small. and i think "why cant you be a bigger dick, my dick" to my dick. then i stop masturbating because the moment is gone, and im too bruised from what happens after and when i knocked over the bookshelf
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Mar 4, 2015 10:37
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Lofty132 posted:Actually seen this in a porno What do you think they are quoting? a children's TV show?
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Mar 4, 2015 11:10
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sometimes when im reading i think my eyes is too small. and i think "why cant you be a bigger eyes, my eyes" to my eyes. then i stop reading because the moment is gone, and im too bruised from what happens after and when i knocked over the sybian machine
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Mar 4, 2015 11:14
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LOL if your penis is smaller than average. .gif image of average sized penis for reference
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Mar 5, 2015 01:53
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i read a similar study which when measuring indicated that you DO count the buried part of your dick no matter how thick your mons pubis is. therefor my dick is most likely about average size.
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Ghaz posted:i read a similar study which when measuring indicated that you DO count the buried part of your dick no matter how thick your mons pubis is. therefor my dick is most likely about average size. that is known as true penis size, youre supposed to push into the fat pad to get there so fat people have bigger dicks than they think, but, nobody will ever touch them on account of them being fat and half their dick being unusably buried in a lard apron
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Mar 5, 2015 03:12
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hi im jeff green from the hit movie wall-e. ask me about my tiny peepee
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Mar 5, 2015 03:20
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My doodle is 6 edward furlongs long and 4 edward nortons wide
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katlington posted:hi im jeff green from the hit movie wall-e. ask me about my tiny peepee how about that peepee of yours
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Mar 5, 2015 04:03
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balls in rear end = "dogs in the tub"
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Orkin Mang posted:that is known as true penis size, youre supposed to push into the fat pad to get there so fat people have bigger dicks than they think, but, nobody will ever touch them on account of them being fat and half their dick being unusably buried in a lard apron i bet u there is a special compression harness to expose all that unused dick but i dont want all the attempts to find out all up in my search history
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Mar 5, 2015 06:26
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social vegan posted:how about that peepee of yours larry david tells me its special and cute
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Zzulu posted:we need average vagina size too Huge. 
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