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Monkey Knife Fight
Sep 1, 2008

Future #1 Forums Superstar
She's a long time sufferer from fibromyalgia and is going to take her week old baby for her first adjustment. She posted a pic of her kid on facebook and her chiropractor lady friend say "sooooo cute! can't wait to meet her, she needs her first adjustment!"

Should I report to CPS or murder all involved? tia.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rip her guts out and call her a racial slur. loving moron!!!

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015
She's a gently caress head.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

jokes on them. babies bones are all rubbery and wobbly and poo poo like a sharks.

they'll just get puked and poo poo on

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

infant spines are basically like all cartilage. you can twist them into a pretzel and they don't even care.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Monkey Knife Fight posted:

Should I report to CPS or murder all involved? tia.

yes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Monkey Knife Fight posted:

Should I report to CPS

Yes.

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015
Your friend is a loving idiot. Have you told her already?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
steal her baby and when shes asleep put the baby back inside her so it gets unmade

at least thats how i think unmaking babies work

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Babies can get hurt pretty loving badly by this. Google around, I'm sure there are cases of malpractice that will at least make her informed when she abuses the poor child.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Zzulu posted:

steal her baby and when shes asleep put the baby back inside her so it gets unmade

at least thats how i think unmaking babies work

the skinheads across the street from me also can unmake babies for a small fee

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015
OP how does it feel to associate with a mental cripple?

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
show her this

http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/chiropractor-breaks-babys-neck-a-risk-vs-benefit-analysis/

when she ignores it or claims it's a conspiracy by Big Medicine or says HER chiro is one of the good ones, kill her.

Monkey Knife Fight
Sep 1, 2008

Future #1 Forums Superstar
She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect...

That being said though I don't think I can be in the same room with her anymore. Is there any way to respectfully make light of the fact that she's a full-blown retard who doesn't understand science and reason and that she shouldn't pay someone with a "doctorate" from Bob's Totally Legit Scientifical University of Bone Punching to gently caress with her new born kid's spine?

gently caress it, maybe the judge will be fully sympathetic to my murder rampage, and the whole court room will give me a slow clap and the medical community will hail me as a saint and spark a chiropractor holocaust.

Also, fibromyalgia? LOL.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI

Skip to :31, the pasting is trimming it

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
cool your dumb friend can make a totally sweet facebook memorial page when her chiropractor friend separates her babies' spine from its skull

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
rip week old baby

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
like is the baby even sick, or is this some kind of prophylactic chiro, like chiropractic vaccination against possible future problems?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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first of all, chiropractors are just glorified massage people, they dont have medical licenses

also, all they do is poke the baby a bunch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrBQfjGRaiQ

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

what the hell?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

weak old baby

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

call the police, OP

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

will this child be vaccinated

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Pretty sure Ive read stories of doctors pulling babies heads clean off during childbirth. This is pretty much the same only it'll be pulled clean in half.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

will this child be vaccinated

I think we all know the answer to this.

OP, let her do it so the kid dies young and doesn't have to die miserably of polio and coffee enemas and poo poo.

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015

Monkey Knife Fight posted:



That being said though I don't think I can be in the same room with her anymore. Is there any way to respectfully make light of the fact that she's a full-blown retard who doesn't understand science and reason and that she shouldn't pay someone with a "doctorate" from Bob's Totally Legit Scientifical University of Bone Punching to gently caress with her new born kid's spine?


If she's a rational person who isn't too lazy to think then maybe she could be convinced to read some science and research before she does it.

If she's an irrational person then you might be able to dissuade her by linking her to some scare stories.

Chances are her though brain will switch off the moment you present anything that runs contrary to her beliefs. In which case there's not much you can do about it.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


i mean with a parent like that the baby is probably best off having its neck broken by a failed doctor

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Arrange a distraction (a man in a gorilla suit is a good one.)

Eat the baby.

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.


Holy schnikes! I think I met this woman in Dahab, though, if it's the person I'm thinking about, she was going by a different name - Dakini Runningbear. I was looking for a place to stay and her hotel seemed really cool. She exaplained that each room represented various shakras. You don't see a lot of westerners in Egypt owning businesses so I asked her about it and she said she loved it there. She liked the beach and she liked being able to score weed and local hash. (This is Mubarak Egypt and the cops could punish the gently caress out of you for any amount)

She seemed like a nice, though flighty, lady because she adopted local dogs (who, like the dogs in Sochi, have bred themselves past the point of being sustainable). And I was like, "It's really awesome you're taking care of these guys. Do you get them neutered?" And she's like, "No." Which is believeable because there might not even be a vet out there who could do it. And I was like, "Do you get them vaccinated?" And she said, "No, I don't believe in vaccinations - not for myself, and not for my animals." It's at that point that I turned and walked away in utter disgust.

Didn't see any baby twirling though. Had I witnessed that poo poo I would've at least attempted to get bullshit hippie rear end arrested.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Monkey Knife Fight posted:

She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect...

That being said though I don't think I can be in the same room with her anymore. Is there any way to respectfully make light of the fact that she's a full-blown retard who doesn't understand science and reason and that she shouldn't pay someone with a "doctorate" from Bob's Totally Legit Scientifical University of Bone Punching to gently caress with her new born kid's spine?

gently caress it, maybe the judge will be fully sympathetic to my murder rampage, and the whole court room will give me a slow clap and the medical community will hail me as a saint and spark a chiropractor holocaust.

Also, fibromyalgia? LOL.

I respect Fibromyalgia now that its on the list of conditions that can qualify you for medical weeeeeeeeeeeeeed

SpaceOrphan
Jan 27, 2014

This town is full of monsters!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

OP, let her do it so the kid dies young and doesn't have to die miserably of polio and coffee enemas and poo poo.

This might be the best thing to do, if the mother is dumb enough to do this i don't wanna see the other horrible stuff she'll put that kid through.

Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

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Take the kid, run off to asia and teach him Kung Fu. Later, once the Kid is a certain age, send him on a revenge quest to confront his evil witch mother that tried to cripple him with the black magic of Chiropractic. This is the only viable option.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Monkey Knife Fight posted:

She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect...

That being said though I don't think I can be in the same room with her anymore. Is there any way to respectfully make light of the fact that she's a full-blown retard who doesn't understand science and reason and that she shouldn't pay someone with a "doctorate" from Bob's Totally Legit Scientifical University of Bone Punching to gently caress with her new born kid's spine?

gently caress it, maybe the judge will be fully sympathetic to my murder rampage, and the whole court room will give me a slow clap and the medical community will hail me as a saint and spark a chiropractor holocaust.

Also, fibromyalgia? LOL.

who gives a gently caress. Friends that don't say things to idiots they know are why people aren't vaccinating.

Ancient Mariner
Jan 14, 2015

by Lowtax
you should take her on a romantic date

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

infant spines are basically like all cartilage. you can twist them into a pretzel and they don't even care.

This is a good facto to learn, thanks! I'm not around babies too much but I'm going to try this the next time I see one!

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm going to try this the next time I see one!

exactly what I was thinking. I love pretzels.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
lol

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Reminder that insurance in America is so hosed, you can get coverage for homeopathy and poo poo like this, but not dental, vision or birth control.

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Oh man she totally puts out

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Jul 11, 2010

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I feel like the stupidity of this video must be a human cultural universal. I could take a time machine and show this video to cavemen, or hyperhumans from the year 4,000, and they'd all agree this is stupid.

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