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She's a long time sufferer from fibromyalgia and is going to take her week old baby for her first adjustment. She posted a pic of her kid on facebook and her chiropractor lady friend say "sooooo cute! can't wait to meet her, she needs her first adjustment!" Should I report to CPS or murder all involved? tia.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:14 |
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rip her guts out and call her a racial slur. loving moron!!!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:47 |
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She's a gently caress head.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:47 |
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jokes on them. babies bones are all rubbery and wobbly and poo poo like a sharks. they'll just get puked and poo poo on
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:48 |
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infant spines are basically like all cartilage. you can twist them into a pretzel and they don't even care.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:49 |
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:Should I report to CPS or murder all involved? tia. yes
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:49 |
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:Should I report to CPS Yes.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:54 |
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Your friend is a loving idiot. Have you told her already?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:54 |
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steal her baby and when shes asleep put the baby back inside her so it gets unmade at least thats how i think unmaking babies work
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:55 |
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Babies can get hurt pretty loving badly by this. Google around, I'm sure there are cases of malpractice that will at least make her informed when she abuses the poor child.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:58 |
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Zzulu posted:steal her baby and when shes asleep put the baby back inside her so it gets unmade the skinheads across the street from me also can unmake babies for a small fee
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:59 |
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OP how does it feel to associate with a mental cripple?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:02 |
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show her this http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/chiropractor-breaks-babys-neck-a-risk-vs-benefit-analysis/ when she ignores it or claims it's a conspiracy by Big Medicine or says HER chiro is one of the good ones, kill her.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:04 |
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She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect... That being said though I don't think I can be in the same room with her anymore. Is there any way to respectfully make light of the fact that she's a full-blown retard who doesn't understand science and reason and that she shouldn't pay someone with a "doctorate" from Bob's Totally Legit Scientifical University of Bone Punching to gently caress with her new born kid's spine? gently caress it, maybe the judge will be fully sympathetic to my murder rampage, and the whole court room will give me a slow clap and the medical community will hail me as a saint and spark a chiropractor holocaust. Also, fibromyalgia? LOL.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI Skip to :31, the pasting is trimming it
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:06 |
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cool your dumb friend can make a totally sweet facebook memorial page when her chiropractor friend separates her babies' spine from its skull
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:08 |
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rip week old baby
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
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like is the baby even sick, or is this some kind of prophylactic chiro, like chiropractic vaccination against possible future problems?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
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first of all, chiropractors are just glorified massage people, they dont have medical licenses also, all they do is poke the baby a bunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrBQfjGRaiQ
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
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BossRighteous posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI what the hell?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
weak old baby
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
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call the police, OP
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:09 |
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will this child be vaccinated
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:10 |
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Pretty sure Ive read stories of doctors pulling babies heads clean off during childbirth. This is pretty much the same only it'll be pulled clean in half.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:12 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:will this child be vaccinated I think we all know the answer to this. OP, let her do it so the kid dies young and doesn't have to die miserably of polio and coffee enemas and poo poo.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:12 |
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:
If she's a rational person who isn't too lazy to think then maybe she could be convinced to read some science and research before she does it. If she's an irrational person then you might be able to dissuade her by linking her to some scare stories. Chances are her though brain will switch off the moment you present anything that runs contrary to her beliefs. In which case there's not much you can do about it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:20 |
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i mean with a parent like that the baby is probably best off having its neck broken by a failed doctor
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:22 |
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Arrange a distraction (a man in a gorilla suit is a good one.) Eat the baby.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:22 |
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BossRighteous posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI Holy schnikes! I think I met this woman in Dahab, though, if it's the person I'm thinking about, she was going by a different name - Dakini Runningbear. I was looking for a place to stay and her hotel seemed really cool. She exaplained that each room represented various shakras. You don't see a lot of westerners in Egypt owning businesses so I asked her about it and she said she loved it there. She liked the beach and she liked being able to score weed and local hash. (This is Mubarak Egypt and the cops could punish the gently caress out of you for any amount) She seemed like a nice, though flighty, lady because she adopted local dogs (who, like the dogs in Sochi, have bred themselves past the point of being sustainable). And I was like, "It's really awesome you're taking care of these guys. Do you get them neutered?" And she's like, "No." Which is believeable because there might not even be a vet out there who could do it. And I was like, "Do you get them vaccinated?" And she said, "No, I don't believe in vaccinations - not for myself, and not for my animals." It's at that point that I turned and walked away in utter disgust. Didn't see any baby twirling though. Had I witnessed that poo poo I would've at least attempted to get bullshit hippie rear end arrested.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:23 |
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect... I respect Fibromyalgia now that its on the list of conditions that can qualify you for medical weeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:23 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:OP, let her do it so the kid dies young and doesn't have to die miserably of polio and coffee enemas and poo poo. This might be the best thing to do, if the mother is dumb enough to do this i don't wanna see the other horrible stuff she'll put that kid through.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:24 |
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Take the kid, run off to asia and teach him Kung Fu. Later, once the Kid is a certain age, send him on a revenge quest to confront his evil witch mother that tried to cripple him with the black magic of Chiropractic. This is the only viable option.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:24 |
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Monkey Knife Fight posted:She's an idiot, but otherwise a nice human being and a friend with mutual friends. At this point though I'm embarrassed to be associated with her but real life being what it is, it would cause a ton of drama among other friends to publicly shame her for the child-abusing horrible mother she is. Like I'm sure she probably thinks she's world's greatest mom and how dare you question her love for her child, ect... who gives a gently caress. Friends that don't say things to idiots they know are why people aren't vaccinating.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:28 |
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you should take her on a romantic date
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:29 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:infant spines are basically like all cartilage. you can twist them into a pretzel and they don't even care. This is a good facto to learn, thanks! I'm not around babies too much but I'm going to try this the next time I see one!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:33 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:I'm going to try this the next time I see one! exactly what I was thinking. I love pretzels.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:35 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:36 |
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Reminder that insurance in America is so hosed, you can get coverage for homeopathy and poo poo like this, but not dental, vision or birth control.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:40 |
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Oh man she totally puts out
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:42 |
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BossRighteous posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI I feel like the stupidity of this video must be a human cultural universal. I could take a time machine and show this video to cavemen, or hyperhumans from the year 4,000, and they'd all agree this is stupid.
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