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I was driving the other day and while deep in thought at a stoplight, I had the idea for the perfect business: The Sit 'n poo poo. It will be a chain of pay-to-use public toilets, but these toilets will be really, really nice. Climate controlled, ample reading material, pleasant smelling (even when you're omitting the foulest of odors, you disgusting swine), a wide selection of the finest of rear end-wiping paper, and even a TV so you don't miss any of the game or your favorite show. I am convinced that this will be the next huge idea and will surely put me in the next Forbes 500. Mark Zuckerburg will be my personal butler. I'll be that rich. Don't steal my idea. Share your own.
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Little Negro children who will clip and file youir fingernails while you're stopped at red lights
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:37 |
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SitNshit.com registered
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:39 |
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Uber except with prostitutes.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:40 |
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You know how annoying it is when poo poo comes with like three different bar codes and you can't figure out which one your lovely store actually uses so you can scan and actually buy the stupid product? (I know lol retail problems) Well it is covered with those barcodes because somewhere between manufacturing and shipping somebody had to scan it into a computer system and nobody shares. So what if we coded the barcodes... by shape? Hear me out. Barcodes that are used by manufacturers? Triangles. Barcodes used by the shipping corporation to get the product to the store? Circles. Barcodes used by retail locations for the actual price of the lovely product? Rectangles; like always. And you can't even tell me it won't work because I have personally scanned a barcode in the shape of a moustache; worked fine. NOBODY STEAL THIS IT IS MY IDEA Now all of you guys have to help me make the Universal Rewards Card
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:41 |
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Downs By Law My private security firm employing all down syndromes. They would be adorable in their little outfits, and coupled with their gorilla strength and highly inquisitive nature, my all downs security force will make the streets safe again.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:44 |
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reignofevil posted:You know how annoying it is when poo poo comes with like three different bar codes and you can't figure out which one your lovely store actually uses so you can scan and actually buy the stupid product? (I know lol retail problems) This... Is actually a great idea
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:44 |
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Three Olives posted:Uber except with prostitutes. Prostitution is illegal so you'd need to disguise it as Uber with Hugs 300 dollars for a hug? Yes sounds reasonable, please come down to this motel
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:45 |
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Retail Slave posted:I was driving the other day and while deep in thought at a stoplight, I had the idea for the perfect business: This is why you are a retail slave. Keep it up.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:47 |
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bring back saab
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:50 |
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The shawaruitto: It's shawarma and a burrito!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:50 |
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super macho dude posted:Downs By Law Until someone trades them a box of crayons or ice cream for the keys to the warehouse they are guarding.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:51 |
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A gorilla robot that reuses its exhaust
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:51 |
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A bag of skittles that is all red.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:52 |
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The poo poo'n'Spin: a teacup ride at the bemusement park instead of teacups it's an outhouse and sometimes it gets flipped over by rowdy youths.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:53 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Until someone trades them a box of crayons or ice cream for the keys to the warehouse they are guarding. We have a 58% success rate. What more do you want from them? They're handicapable, you monster.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:56 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:This... Is actually a great idea since barcodes require bars of varying widths, shapes that dont allow bars wont work. such as a triangle , most of the bars wouldnt exist for the majority of the shape you could set new standards (kind of like q codes) but barcodes are universal so, anyways good luck
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:57 |
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a rodeo where the animals ride the humans
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:01 |
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What if you had a Q code only for porn?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:06 |
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1gnoirents posted:since barcodes require bars of varying widths, shapes that dont allow bars wont work. such as a triangle , most of the bars wouldnt exist for the majority of the shape I think I see what you are saying; what shapes would be available then? Circles pentagons and hexagons?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:14 |
FuzzButts Inc. Pay $20, you get 15 minutes in a room with 10-15 adorable puppies and/or kittens that were locally rescued. You can pay extra for addons like cat nip or treats. There is a waiting room where you can buy beer and wine and hang out with the house cats/dogs. You have to sign a waiver before you get to roll around with the babies that says if you hurt one of them then your genitals will be removed through your nose. Put the business in the middle of a downtown core near where all the stressed out people work.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:31 |
a video game where you can go anywhere and do anything
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:35 |
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1gnoirents posted:since barcodes require bars of varying widths, shapes that dont allow bars wont work. such as a triangle , most of the bars wouldnt exist for the majority of the shape You would just do something like this. Real easy.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:36 |
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:FuzzButts Inc.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:37 |
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FIRST TIME posted:You would just do something like this. Real easy. This is pretty much what I had in mind. Also the guy who said an entire bag of red skittles is a poster after my own heart.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:37 |
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The poo poo'n Post. A porta potty with a screen and keyboard that is connected to The Internet and the Internet forum SomethingAwful.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:37 |
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1gnoirents posted:since barcodes require bars of varying widths, shapes that dont allow bars wont work. such as a triangle , most of the bars wouldnt exist for the majority of the shape GBS: where even the dumbest ideas get mocked so people can get a burn
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:38 |
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Barcode chat: They should at least get rid of those stupid really tiny barcodes, especially when they're behind really shiny clamshell plastic packaging. Those things loving suck.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:42 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Barcode chat: They should at least get rid of those stupid really tiny barcodes, especially when they're behind really shiny clamshell plastic packaging. Those things loving suck. yeah if the surface area is at a premium i wish they'd just use QR codes
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:57 |
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Anyone that has been to a music festival has encountered a Sit n' poo poo. Totally worth the cash.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:59 |
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BossRighteous posted:Anyone that has been to a music festival has encountered a Sit n' poo poo. Totally worth the cash. Are they all nice and fancy like the OP's description though?
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FIRST TIME posted:Are they all nice and fancy like the OP's description though? They are clean and climate controlled and smell nice. BYOR
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:02 |
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BossRighteous posted:They are clean and climate controlled and smell nice. BYOR noice
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:04 |
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Someone should make a camp that turns straight people gay
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:10 |
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What if instead of barcodes we used poo poo smears coded by DNA, and they could be scanned by some sort of DNA tracker
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:11 |
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How do I invest in you op?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:13 |
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i have one for a drive thru automated grocery store where you order your groceries on an app beforehand dont steal
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:15 |
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actually steal it. someone please make that happen. i hate grocery stores. i don't care about the retail job sector. someone should have put it out of it's misery long ago.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:17 |
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I'm going to cause problems for people and then get them to pay me money to fix the problems that I caused.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 21:18 |
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I just want to be able to pay my restaurant bill via an app on my phone rather than wait for these subhuman retard waiters to give me my loving check.
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