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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Simstim posted:

I want chinese take out boxes with paper handles instead of metal ones so I can safely microwave the box

this one should have happened decades ago, idgi

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I want Chinese take out boxes that are miniature microwaves so you just press a button on the side and it cooks the contents automatically.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A vending machine that you can sleep in. Put in a quarter and gain access to a sterilized mat in a soundproof box. $.25/15 min.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Applewhite posted:

A vending machine that you can sleep in. Put in a quarter and gain access to a sterilized mat in a soundproof box. $.25/15 min.

These exist in japan, pricier tho.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
Shyt: Uber but for port-a-potties (Yeah I stole ur idea op :cheeky:)

When you want to take a dump, use your app to call for a special car with a port-a-potty attached, like the Popemobile. It drives around the block while you do your business, and charges $0.25 a minute. The driver keeps the stall clean, and sends the waste to be converted to humanure at a local hippy commune.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Applewhite posted:

I want Chinese take out boxes that are miniature microwaves so you just press a button on the side and it cooks the contents automatically.

all take out should be tiny and dehydrated and instant like back to the future 2 pizza hut

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

reignofevil posted:

These exist in japan, pricier tho.

Those you get to lie down in and have lamps and shelves and stuff. I'm talking like, a literal hollowed out snack machine. It's not even on its side.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Food trucks modified to where, for a small fee, you sit inside and get yelled at by a middle aged asian woman for 5 minutes.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

reignofevil posted:

Hold up this goon is onto something.

Put ads on bugs

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