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FluffieDuckie

this is Thunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDjD8adVy8

Thunk has been visiting our house every day for the last 3 weeks. several times a day. at several different windows and doors.

many theories have been suggested for why he insists on slamming his face against our windows over and over and over.

the most recent theory is that Thunk is lonely. that he needs a friend. so lets see if we can find him a friend.

the first thing we need to determine what kind of bird he is and see if i can find him the right kind of friend

to this end, i took this still from the video.



*twists head and squints*

you know who he reminds me of?



yeah exactly.

ok. so now we know what we have to do.





ok good, but maybe not friendly enough



much better



mental note, buy more black ink for the printer

ok let's put this bad boy up and see what happens



perfect


everyone cross your fingers. i hope this works :ohdear:

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Lil Cunty


my fingers are crossed but I already told you my theory on thunk


ty crap

ty landy

i am he

lol

Stormyish

what if they ban the door

alnilam

thunk wants to get inside to eat the sweet sweet nuts and seeds you have within



ty manifisto

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I think Thunk probably has some issues that he needs to work through

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cheer up thunk

i am he

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

that little guy just really hates windows and doors

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

it believes in an open plan lifestyle

YeahSo!

by Lowtax
You know whitey ain't gonna dig no blackbird, yo!

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Miss Psychosis

Thunk(noun): Idiot bird.

GEExCEE

thunka-thunka

Lil Cunty


Miss Psychosis posted:

Thunk(noun): Idiot bird.

thats what i told duckie

that birds dumb as hell


ty crap

ty landy

FluffieDuckie

guys even the mentally challenged need a friend. who better than a brain scientist bird?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

thunk life

Grass Effect
i have a niggling suspicion that he's just going to avoid this new friend :ohdear:

Stormyish

let the bweelding eat you

Al Borland

by XyloJW
I'm in tears at that video. Please record more of thunk's endeavors they are heartwarming.

Also give him some more friends like Smoobles, Bwatts, Bo-Pepper etc at other windows.

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deep dish peat moss

Have you ever seen that Portlandia skit about the Cabinet of Doctor Caligari? I think you just became Bwee.

joke_explainer


that bird is malfunctioning! : (

come on little buddy there's nothin in the house you want

i am he

have you tried letting him in the house

Miss Psychosis

Shock the bird with electricity.

Miss Psychosis

Look at its bone structure and determine if the skull is entirely bone.

i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

Look at its bone structure and determine if the skull is entirely bone.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

i am he posted:

have you tried letting him in the house

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FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

have you tried letting him in the house

yes. we opened the door and he just stood there and stared at us. then we closed the door and he commenced thunking


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Miss Psychosis

FluffieDuckie posted:

yes. we opened the door and he just stood there and stared at us. then we closed the door and he commenced thunking

You can't just verb his name like that.

FluffieDuckie

Miss Psychosis posted:

You can't just verb his name like that.

don't get all miss psychosis on me


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

i am he

miss psychosis what do you think of this av

Piso Mojado

this will work great! I hope thunk likes his new friend!

Miss Psychosis

It's good.

i am he


its for you, or thunk. fight!

Stormyish

well if you're going to just give him fake friends to make him feel better , fluffy, get him a sa account and have him post on e/n

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Stormyish posted:

well if you're going to just give him fake friends to make him feel better , fluffy, get him a sa account and have him post on e/n

ouch.

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Miss Psychosis

[Grabs Thunk and superglues the av to his back]
Animal Control: What are you doing to that bird?
Me: Protecting it from tigers.

FluffieDuckie

hour 1 report: no sign of thunk. not sure what this means...


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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FluffieDuckie posted:

hour 1 report: no sign of thunk. not sure what this means...

:rip:

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNRVe0kgC0

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Lil Cunty


well duckie I think you finally bullied him away

first you post on the Internet about how dumb he is and even doxx him in a video, then you troll him with a picture of a bird he'll never be able to live up to

I'd leave too


ty crap

ty landy

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