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this is Thunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDjD8adVy8 Thunk has been visiting our house every day for the last 3 weeks. several times a day. at several different windows and doors. many theories have been suggested for why he insists on slamming his face against our windows over and over and over. the most recent theory is that Thunk is lonely. that he needs a friend. so lets see if we can find him a friend. the first thing we need to determine what kind of bird he is and see if i can find him the right kind of friend to this end, i took this still from the video. *twists head and squints* you know who he reminds me of? yeah exactly. ok. so now we know what we have to do. ok good, but maybe not friendly enough much better mental note, buy more black ink for the printer ok let's put this bad boy up and see what happens perfect everyone cross your fingers. i hope this works |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:08 |
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my fingers are crossed but I already told you my theory on thunk
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:51 |
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lol |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:51 |
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what if they ban the door |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:52 |
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thunk wants to get inside to eat the sweet sweet nuts and seeds you have within
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:52 |
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I think Thunk probably has some issues that he needs to work through
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:52 |
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cheer up thunk |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:56 |
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Byob EightyTwo - Subscribed |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:56 |
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that little guy just really hates windows and doors
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:58 |
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it believes in an open plan lifestyle
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:59 |
You know whitey ain't gonna dig no blackbird, yo!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:59 |
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Thunk(noun): Idiot bird.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:00 |
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thunka-thunka |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:01 |
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Miss Psychosis posted:Thunk(noun): Idiot bird. thats what i told duckie that birds dumb as hell
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:01 |
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guys even the mentally challenged need a friend. who better than a brain scientist bird?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:02 |
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thunk life |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:03 |
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i have a niggling suspicion that he's just going to avoid this new friend |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:08 |
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let the bweelding eat you |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:12 |
I'm in tears at that video. Please record more of thunk's endeavors they are heartwarming. Also give him some more friends like Smoobles, Bwatts, Bo-Pepper etc at other windows. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:13 |
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Have you ever seen that Portlandia skit about the Cabinet of Doctor Caligari? I think you just became Bwee. |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:14 |
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that bird is malfunctioning! : ( come on little buddy there's nothin in the house you want |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:21 |
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have you tried letting him in the house |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:21 |
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Shock the bird with electricity.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:21 |
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Look at its bone structure and determine if the skull is entirely bone.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:22 |
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Miss Psychosis posted:Look at its bone structure and determine if the skull is entirely bone. |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:22 |
i am he posted:have you tried letting him in the house ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:24 |
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i am he posted:have you tried letting him in the house yes. we opened the door and he just stood there and stared at us. then we closed the door and he commenced thunking
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:24 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:yes. we opened the door and he just stood there and stared at us. then we closed the door and he commenced thunking You can't just verb his name like that.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:25 |
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Miss Psychosis posted:You can't just verb his name like that. don't get all miss psychosis on me
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:26 |
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miss psychosis what do you think of this av |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:26 |
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this will work great! I hope thunk likes his new friend! |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:28 |
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It's good.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:28 |
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Miss Psychosis posted:It's good. its for you, or thunk. fight! |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:29 |
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well if you're going to just give him fake friends to make him feel better , fluffy, get him a sa account and have him post on e/n |
# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:30 |
Stormyish posted:well if you're going to just give him fake friends to make him feel better , fluffy, get him a sa account and have him post on e/n ouch. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:32 |
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[Grabs Thunk and superglues the av to his back] Animal Control: What are you doing to that bird? Me: Protecting it from tigers.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:32 |
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hour 1 report: no sign of thunk. not sure what this means...
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:43 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:hour 1 report: no sign of thunk. not sure what this means...
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 20:45 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNRVe0kgC0 | |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:08 |
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well duckie I think you finally bullied him away first you post on the Internet about how dumb he is and even doxx him in a video, then you troll him with a picture of a bird he'll never be able to live up to I'd leave too
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