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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Apparently pooping three times a day is a Weird Thing and now im starting to feel a bit insecure about this discovery. How often do you poop GBS?

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 288 days!)

ive poo poo at least 4 times in this thread so guess im doing ok

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i never stop eating so i never stop pooping. I AM A MACHINE.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wear a diaper OP

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I've pooped like 3 times today its really been concerning, like waterline breaking shits. I have no idea why, possibly the increased situps/pushups i've been doing have irritated my intestines

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I poop once every 2-3 days. occasionally i poop every day if I eat something that makes me poop hard

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Once a month, op.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

2-3 times a day, usually in the middle of the Bristol chart.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
5 minutes after eating anything

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
Rates vary greatly, but are almost directly proportional to rates of coffee and beer consumption.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You guys need some loving fiber man. You ever heard of whole grains? Eat some figs or something.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
OP does 3.12 poops per day, since registering on Jul 31, 2010

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Probably about once every day and a half.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i rarely stop pooping op

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

maximum

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
1-3 times a day. I've gone twice today I think, last one was a quality one, I should've weighed myself before and after, next time I'll take some pics and post them for the benefit of the group.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I love too poo poo :D

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Depends on how many walk underneath my window.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
every morning between the hours of 6 and 7 i wake up at 8

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
once per month

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Every hour on the hour. Poopin right now.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Every day is diarrhea day

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i used to have diarrhea constantly then it stopped and i poop 1-2x per day hope this helps op.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
in all seriousness about every 2 to 3 days, sometimes more often, pretty sure I've went like five days without making GBS threads and I wasn't even constipated

i am slowly dying

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
It really depends on the consistency of your poo poo. Please post a picture of your next bowel movement so we can more accurately determine the root cause of your anus problems

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Windows 98 posted:

root cause of your anus problems

that was my high school punk band

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

twice+ on weekdays, paid2poo
not at all on the weekends, my time is precious

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
2 or 3 times a week.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
so what's the anilingus situation around here?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Low Desert Punk posted:

so what's the anilingus situation around here?

:feelsgood:

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

really disappointed that my generation was the one to bring but hoel licking into the mainstream

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
More importantly, do you poop in a bidet?





I do. And it feels good. Like, Bob Ross good.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im bulking right now so i dont poop at all it all goes into my sweet gains

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
I poop atleast once a day thanks for asking

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

every four hours just like the bible says

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


i haven't took a good poo today yet and its got me a little worries. but i'm having a salad for dinner so I should have a stunner tomorrow.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
6:30am at wake up then 9:15am before heading to work.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
throwback to that Soylent dude that killed his gut flora so he wouldn't have to poo poo

lol

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Once a day.

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