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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

BUY OUR INK FAGGOTS

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
More ink than an octopus's squirting vagina!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



"80% MORE CUM???"

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

social vegan posted:

"80% MORE CUM???"

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Ask for Jihad John

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
WE'RE GAY FOR COMPUTERS

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
you should put a dank meme in it like do you live in a house with stairs

open container
Sep 16, 2008
Sorry OP, I don't think we're going to top "Elvis shops here!" :(

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
PLEASE COME INTO THE SHOP MY BALLS ARE CAUGJT IN THE SIGN MACHINE

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


COME ON AND SLAM
WELCOME TO THE JAM

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark
FREE SAMPLES OF STFU

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
death to America

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



towers don't fall like that

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

ABORTION IS MURDER.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



RICHMOND HEALTH AND FITNESS AND THE EMPHASIS IS ON GROUP TRAINING

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



please stop asking about the smell

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

Need Ink or Toner for
Your Printer?

Check out my
Thread in SA-Mart!



Lipstick Apathy

social vegan posted:

please stop asking about the smell

This one is funny because we have an Indian restaurant in the same strip mall as us and frequently people wonder why our store sometimes has the faint odor of curry.

Waffle! posted:

COME ON AND SLAM
WELCOME TO THE JAM

I like this one.


If it was only me who owned the shop I would totally make a big scrolling "I'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" but sadly I don't think my boss will find the humor.

you irl posted:

what does your business do

We sell remanufactured ink and toner for printers, fax machines, copiers, etc.

Roargasm posted:

trapped in sign factory send help lol

A classic. I'll add it to the rotation.


I like this one too.

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We're putting the sign up today so stay tuned for EXCITING SIGN RELATED UPDATES!!!!!

Xarthor fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Mar 4, 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Two in the pink, two in the blue, two in the yellow

open container
Sep 16, 2008
lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"I'm a nice guy I will carry a printer two miles to your house"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Xarthor posted:

stay tuned for EXCITING SIGN RELATED UPDATES!!!!!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Don't have it "say" anything just have it strobe through several different colors at seizure inducing speed. That way you will weed out the weak customers.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE A LEAK... IN MY BOSS' S MOUTH.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



GOT A BONER FOR TONER? CUM ON IN

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"HELP! SIDESHOW BOB IS INSIDE! HIS BOMB WAS A DUD. THANK YOU. LISA SIMPSON."

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



INKJET CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*FAXAPHONE SOLO*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"CALL THE POLICE"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
ON THE BLEEDING EDGE OF REFILLABLE INK CARTRIDGES

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"8======================================================================================================================================================================================D"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



"WE'RE CANON. OH BROTHER."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"CAN'T STOP making GBS threads; SEND HELP"

open container
Sep 16, 2008
I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE

PLEASE KILL ME

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"INKJET? MORE LIKE KINKJET. FURRIES WELCUM"

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