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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"I'm a nice guy I will carry a printer two miles to your house"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Don't have it "say" anything just have it strobe through several different colors at seizure inducing speed. That way you will weed out the weak customers.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"HELP! SIDESHOW BOB IS INSIDE! HIS BOMB WAS A DUD. THANK YOU. LISA SIMPSON."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"CALL THE POLICE"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"8======================================================================================================================================================================================D"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"CAN'T STOP making GBS threads; SEND HELP"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"INKJET? MORE LIKE KINKJET. FURRIES WELCUM"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
NAMBLA MEETING TODAY

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
CHRIST IS KING. CHRISTIANS GET 10% OFF ALL PURCHASES WITH PROOF OF RELIGION. MUSLIMS ADD 20% TO ALL PRICES

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Xarthor posted:

Considering we're in Texas anyone reading this would probably believe this. If we actually put this on the sign we'd probably get some good 'ol boys coming in to thank us for standing up to the sharia menace. :sigh:

Sounds like a win/win

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
( . Y . )

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
SQUEEZED FROM ONLY THE FINEST OCTOPUS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
!!!LIVE NUDE DICKGIRLS!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

chaosbreather posted:

DESKTOP PUBLISHING: CONVERTING THE AMAZON INTO TPS REPORTS

WE DON'T CARE IF YOU GO PAPERLESS, JUST DON'T GO INKLESS

PREVIOUSLY: VIC'S VCR REPAIR

GOT A BIG BONER FOR CHEAP TONER?

IRONICALLY, THE DOT MATRIX RIBBON SHOP HAS A LASER SIGN

Wow. All of these are actually the best ones he could put. Esp the "inkless" one.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OUR INK DOESN'T STINK

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Just a bunch of scrolling swastikas

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ESPECIALLY RAMADAN.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
FAP FAP FAP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
WAR ON CHRISTMAS HQ

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAY

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
10% OF ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS THE "IMPEACH OBAMA" FUND!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I HAVE REACHED A POINT IN MY LIFE WHERE I CAN ONLY BECOME AROUSED BY EROTIC CAKES

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