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Recently at work we bought this big scrolling LED sign to attract customers. It blinks and flashes and does all sorts of poo poo. My boss wants to not only put serious things, like "our store hours are blah to blah Monday through Friday" but also funny things. One of his buddies suggested something *zany* like "Elvis Shops Here!" I told him we could do better with the humor. Please make suggestions for the sign itt. Shorter phrases are probably better than longer ones. Keep it reasonably G/PG rated if possible. But we're pretty much open to whatever. Any good ones from this thread I'll take a picture/video of when we get the sign up and running. You'll be moderately famous in and around a upper-middle class subburb of Dallas! Here are photos of the sign in action:   
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social vegan posted:please stop asking about the smell This one is funny because we have an Indian restaurant in the same strip mall as us and frequently people wonder why our store sometimes has the faint odor of curry. Waffle! posted:COME ON AND SLAM I like this one. TEAYCHES posted:"Im gay" If it was only me who owned the shop I would totally make a big scrolling "I'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" but sadly I don't think my boss will find the humor. you irl posted:what does your business do We sell remanufactured ink and toner for printers, fax machines, copiers, etc. Roargasm posted:trapped in sign factory send help lol A classic. I'll add it to the rotation. Dr Strangepants posted:PC LOADLETTER I like this one too. ------------ We're putting the sign up today so stay tuned for EXCITING SIGN RELATED UPDATES!!!!! Xarthor fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Applewhite posted:CHRIST IS KING. CHRISTIANS GET 10% OFF ALL PURCHASES WITH PROOF OF RELIGION. MUSLIMS ADD 20% TO ALL PRICES Considering we're in Texas anyone reading this would probably believe this. If we actually put this on the sign we'd probably get some good 'ol boys coming in to thank us for standing up to the sharia menace. 
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